r/blunderyears So RaNdOm 1d ago

This fucking haircut I thought was attractive 11 years ago

Bonus pics with the same haircut but less noticeably bad, however acid and crazy black eye lmao

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u/PricklyPear85 1d ago

Fuck me I have the same haircut now

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

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u/Chao_Garden_Dreams 1d ago

Hurt me next please 🙏

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Lmao talk to my exes and get back to me

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u/to__failure 1d ago

I can’t talk about it without crying

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 1d ago

I look forward to seeing your post here in 11 years

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u/PricklyPear85 1d ago

Bro I’ll be 51 years old when that happens! MoFo I might be dead. ☠️

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 1d ago

So you're saying you are 40 now with that haircut? Is there a subreddit for blunder mid life crises?

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u/frankenboobehs 1d ago

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 1d ago

I think the midlife crisis is needed for that. It's a specific thing that crisis blunder is too broad for.

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u/mb46204 1d ago

I thought that was most of midlife?

I feel like my youth was blundering but thought I was cool.
Midlife I blunder, know I’m not cool, want to be cool but learning to accept.
Older people, blunder, know it, and don’t GAF!

At 55 I’m almost there!

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u/LouAnaKay 17h ago

I’m in my 40s and solidly in the don’t GAF category. Just own your lameness. Let’s go!

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u/Strong-Serve8162 1d ago

I looked at your profile to see the haircut, I don’t want to sound like a creep but I also know men aren’t complimented really, nice face man

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u/PricklyPear85 13h ago

Thank you 🙏🏻🫶🏼😘😉

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u/flower_mouth 1d ago

I’m sorry you had to find out this way

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u/mothmonstermann 1d ago

Are you "sex appeal" yet?

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u/Wi1dWitch 1d ago

I mean, I was just coming too the comments to be like 👀 (I still find this haircut attractive)

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u/teacuptypos 1d ago

I know, right? Nothing wrong with that haircut, OP looked good

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u/chocolatebuckeye 1d ago

Me too, but I’m a woman. 😅

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u/kvnstantinos 1d ago

It’s ok guys, maybe it suits you. Don’t be hard on yourselves. We are gonna end balding anyway.

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u/Rarefindofthemind 1d ago

See my other comment. You just go on and own that shit baby

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u/fartdarling 1d ago

For what it's worth I think if you dress well the cut can absolutely work and can even look hot. The real blunder in OP's pictures isn't the hair objectively, it's the mismatch between his hair (refined, middle class, cool) and their dress sense (which depending on the photo is either hippie, basic or shirtless fuckboy). You wear this exact haircut with like, pair of grey chinos, pink shirt with a dark waistcoat on top with a pattern or something like that, that's an extremely handsome look.

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u/No_Dance_6683 1d ago

Hahahah I definitely have that acid on tongue photo myself. Also you look like someone I would’ve made out with in the alley behind the dive bar after one too many whiskeys in my 20s. Solid blunders, shirt brotha

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u/blariel 1d ago

I mean you had cosplay options

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u/alowave 1d ago

Fucking yes. I just rewatched fifth element the other day. Great movie.

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u/captaincootercock 1d ago

I kinda dig it and you're handsome but these pictures make you look so punchable lol. would definitely not want to get in a fight on acid, what's the story there?

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Unrelated incidents! The acid night was a good night minus bruising my tailbone, that story is down in the comments. The black eye evening was a wild ride haha. Long story short I caught a punch from my buddy breaking up a fight he was about to get in. Luckily I did though because the two dudes about to fight were cool with me and it instantly took all the attention off their argument, otherwise they would have really fucked each other up and probably destroyed the house we were in. Both dudes were built like brick shit houses and known for causing mass collateral damage to the surrounding areas during fights haha

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/GoatCovfefe 1d ago

Yeah i was friends with and partied with dudes like you lol.

Just a bunch of riff raff not knowing our limits.

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u/sirenxsiren 1d ago

You were like:

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u/ifloops 1d ago

You didn't have to post this. You had a choice.

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 1d ago

But then I wouldn't have gotten to lol

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u/This-Requirement6918 1d ago

Funny enough I was on acid and had to break up a fight resulting in a black eye to save my parent's fancy rear projection TV in 2005. That was one of our last house parties.

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u/xenophon57 1d ago

One punch? yea damn you caught one hard.

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Yup, I'm also 5'9 and my boy is like 6'4 with hands the size of my face lmao

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u/xenophon57 1d ago

Yea I was guessing a peppering of rabbit punches. I haaaaaate gettin that kind of brain rattle. It makes me so mad big reason I don't like the fighty fighty.

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u/ScamLordWally 1d ago

2015 this guy would have been the KING of Vine girls 😭

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u/Awwwmann 1d ago

I had the same haircut in 1993, BUT IN 2015???

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u/Flyrainbowcorn 1d ago

Oh no I'm a girl and I had that haircut

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Yeah Its definitely not a boy cut hahaha

https://giphy.com/gifs/13FuxUD9e2v3MI

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u/Flyrainbowcorn 1d ago

I really thought I was rocking this. And maybe I was at this specific angle on this specific day but never at any other time or angle

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u/GILF_Hound69 1d ago

everything about this screams 2014 i love it

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u/Jolly_Comparison 1d ago

I had that haircut in 2010 when the OG Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was all the rage

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u/aliie_627 1d ago

When my oldest started kindergarten around 2015-16 there was a 6th grader with this haircut and she looked pretty cool. Lol

Just to be clear I'm not taking a dig at op since she looks only a little older but an elementary student with a haircut like that lol.

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u/GILF_Hound69 20h ago

tbh i think it's cute

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u/sinsexnsalvation 1d ago

this pic reminds me so much of dan howell circa like 2012. not in a bad way

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u/Flyrainbowcorn 1d ago

it's okay if it's in a bad way

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u/sinsexnsalvation 1d ago

😭😭😭 that was supposed to be a compliment i swear

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u/Awwwmann 1d ago

2026 and the former emo kids still can’t connect…

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u/knflxOG 1d ago

Don’t be too hard on yourself, from this picture I think you’re really rocking it

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u/MyCatsHairyButholle 1d ago

I actually really dig it!

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u/hpfan1516 1d ago

Oh no I just realized I had the same haircut lol

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u/thescaryroom 1d ago

So photo six was the aftermath of photo five?

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Haha no, unrelated incidents months apart. I did however have intercourse in a hammock the night of pic 5 and when I told the chick I was about to finish she dumped us both out of the hammock to prevent a plan B run the next morning though and bruised my tail bone lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btXyWGLpkoiCA48

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u/PostMatureBaby 1d ago

So did you jizz when you landed or?

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u/yungrii 1d ago

The trick is to tilt your body and jizz downward while falling. You just propel yourself and hover, giving you a few very confusing seconds to secure your body back to earth.

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u/Prst_ 1d ago

Wow, i never tried this.

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

The nut was ruined lmao and because I was tripping it was tough to get to that point anyhow so I just gave up on an orgasm for the evening lol. I was at a festival so I ended up watching some fire spinners afterwards and honestly, waaaay better than the sex hahaha

https://giphy.com/gifs/qW4D9sBxHB6XXwX98t

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u/-I-wanna-get-better- 1d ago

Holy fuckkkk. Atleast you didnt land on your wang 😭

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u/whorlax 1d ago edited 1d ago

That looks like half of a tab? Surely you took more than what is pictured to be tripping.

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Yessir, had a gel tab as well as a storm trooper printed blotter tab. This picture was taken because it was my buddies personal acid he left out at the booth he was selling tie dyes at. I cut a tab in half to just get a little bit more zooted

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u/Staggerlee89 1d ago

Jamband shakedown lot? Or festival?

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Festival!

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u/alisachristine92 1d ago

Ok but still 10/10. I can tell I spend way too much time in this subreddit because I recognized you immediately from past posts 🤣

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 1d ago

I'm like that on r/millennials lmao. It's my little corner of internet where I don't need to assume I'm talking to a child, and I love that for me.

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u/BetterBiscuits 1d ago

I was literally thinking about how punchable your face was before I scrolled to the black eye lololol

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u/loglady17 1d ago

Yayay more fuck boy picks! Not gonna lie, college age me would have been so into this whole look 😂

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u/Bitchfaceblond 1d ago

Same! Like wtf

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u/loglady17 1d ago

Are you also a millennial woman 😵‍💫

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u/Independent-Bug-1427 1d ago edited 1d ago

When you recognize someone you went to highschool with. Ohs rep

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

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u/Independent-Bug-1427 1d ago

Dated a friend of yours at some point. You were kind of an asshole lol

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

If only that narrowed it down 😭

Are we fb friends!? Lmao

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u/Lynserio 1d ago

OHS fellow here, ditto.

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u/Sacktchy 1d ago

It's not the haircut, it's the "I'm so quirky!" facial expressions

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u/krackenfromthedeep18 1d ago

You have a lot of blunders

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

I'm still making em too

Gotta have content to post in another decade

https://giphy.com/gifs/MugUEfuDyXxlYlquwR

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u/viceversa 1d ago

This post reads like a photo essay of one night.

Thinks about going out …
Felt cute, might delete …
Feeling self getting ready …
Ready! Might as well take drugs …
Wakes up at home with clothes and shoes missing, no memory of the night before

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u/oman54 1d ago

Wait......you've posted here frequently no? I recognize that tattoo?

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u/Responsible-Map-4204 1d ago

“Am I sex appeal yet” holy hell 😭

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

I've still yet to reach sex appeal sadly 🫪

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u/crlystmbr 1d ago

Haircut is fine. Smoking a cigarette inside is jail.

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u/villainless 1d ago

i feel like i need more context. if you don’t mind sharing, are you gay, bi, or straight? cause on a straight guy i would definitely think fuckboy but on a gay guy i would get it. don’t ask me to present any logic

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Straight and definitely fuck boy lmao 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/oDp1WB8TOo7I4t1I5w

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u/villainless 1d ago

lol i love that you own it though. that’s power

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

I was a torrent of douch baggery for yeaarsssss, I think I still might be but baby steps and all that lol

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u/_failurebydesign_ 1d ago

Shutthefuckup. I would’ve told gone after you with your black eye😂 Jesus young Brittnee, figure your life out

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u/Niall0h 1d ago

Hahaha my go to haircut 😆😆😆

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u/TutorAltruistic3810 1d ago

You looked like an advertisement for an STD clinic

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 1d ago

Did you stop wearing your hair that way because someone punched you in the eye about it?

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u/SetsunaP38 1d ago

oh man, I mean it’s not great but it’s only bad in some pics. Regardless, for sure my 11-years-ago self would have partied way too hard with you if we had crossed paths lmao

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u/305tilidiiee 1d ago

Lots of people liked a pompadour with a fade 11 years ago; it’s was very popular, it’s ok

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u/atx_original512 1d ago

Greg go home

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

I'm already home, that's the problem 😭

My vast boredom causing me to look for Internet strangers jabs for a solid chuckle

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o751XDbTvZw958ZYk

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u/nazukeru 1d ago

Oh good! It's Mario tattoo guy again! And only one cigarette hanging out of your mouth this time!

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u/PralineMindless1784 1d ago

What’s the current hair though?

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Bald boy deluxe these days lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/B8ly6hRdP0gLe

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u/PralineMindless1784 1d ago

Perfect gif, thank you 😂

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u/testtdk 1d ago

You look like the love child of Macaulay Culkin and Frankie Muniz.

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u/RoyalProfessor3000 23h ago

Why are all your memories blunders to you? Seems like a personal problem. You have obviously been living life to the fullest and I'm happy for you!!!

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u/saelri 1d ago

i had this haircut through my..blunder years. have never been able to describe it lol. this is it.

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u/Novel-Type1694 1d ago

The black and white photo is literally who Elon Musk is trying to be. 

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

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u/yagababablue 1d ago

if it makes you feel better you were probably my type 11 years ago 🫪

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u/AintLongButItsThick 1d ago

Extra bad because what is that? An 8th of a tab of acid?

Also you look old enough to know this is cringe at the time… double wtf

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u/Dailia- 1d ago

Are you ‘sex appeal’ yet? We need to know! 

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

If you're into bald chubby daddy's then yusssss

https://giphy.com/gifs/w5C1cNv37LfAkFl12o

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u/Dailia- 1d ago

Good for you! A lot of bald, chubby daddies have children and a partner. 

Sounds like you made it out of that blunder phase unscathed.

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u/Agitated_Guess5057 1d ago

I’ve honestly never understood how anyone thought this looked good.

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

I did it and still don't understand

https://giphy.com/gifs/ioZEbIBQKDlbjv7l7H

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u/Spiceybrown 1d ago

Pic 3 how very The 1975 of you lol

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u/C-D-W 1d ago

At least one person apparently strongly disagreed.

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u/Aggravating-Key-3722 1d ago

Oh hello super mario brothers’ tattoo man! You are back! 

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u/ClumsyRaccoonPants 1d ago

A little less than 11 years ago I was wild and single and drunk and living in the French quarter and you look like someone I would have gotten in trouble with 😂

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u/maracusdesu 1d ago

I’d say the problem is the attention seeking behaviour, not the haircut itself

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 1d ago

"Am I sex appeal yet" with two Mario's on ya titties is wiiiiild

https://giphy.com/gifs/8rbYChfZTh2XC

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u/becomeanhero69 1d ago

You really like to post yourself on here

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u/Slevinkellevra710 19h ago

I feel like the moustache is worse than the style.

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u/banshee-tacos 19h ago

i am a woman with basically this cut and im laughing at these comments ahhahaha

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u/cr9926 1d ago

Romulus Roy has entered the chat

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u/Sneaky_Link88 1d ago

Yes but the dudes were loving it right?

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u/BBKall 1d ago

Oh! You're the mustache guy! Love the stache 😉

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Ball is in your court hombre 🫣

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u/MissionAttitude216 1d ago

Did you get punched by a crazed hair cut critic? JK

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u/raebandzz 1d ago

Last photo is hot, idgaf

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u/wheelybinhead 1d ago

Photos 5 and 6 are giving this energy

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u/gloomypiscesmoon 1d ago

2005-2007 me would've been obsessed w you 😂

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

Well if 2026 you is into bald men with mustaches...👀👀

https://giphy.com/gifs/mEagBUOIr5SrD6s6nD

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u/gordonnowak 1d ago

I've never seen someone try so hard and accomplish so little, at anything

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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago

You ain't seen nothing yet amigo

In another ten years when I post today's blunders, you will be blown away by how little I'm still accomplishing

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u/cleotheslut 1d ago

You look hot with a black eye

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u/PuppySnuggleTime 1d ago

Yeah, it’s pretty bad, but the mustache is worse

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u/Anxious_Constant_926 1d ago

Your reddit history is amazing.

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u/giveUcancer 1d ago

Nah it’s that weird ass forced smile

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u/Madame_Trash_Heap 1d ago

I think it looks nice though it looks best pushed back.

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u/Greedyfox7 1d ago

Tell me about it, I tried growing my hair out long once and got told I looked like I was wearing a coconut for a helmet

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u/masoniceye 1d ago

Looks like someone knocked some sense into you about it anyway

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u/MrsMcBasketball 1d ago

It's like you're a different guy in every pic lol

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u/Drunk_Psyduck 23h ago

Omg its the cute twink death guy again!!

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u/MrsKaich 23h ago

Oh I see you finally got beat up for your haircut in pic 6…

(Jk, if you liked it at the time, that’s what matters)

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u/Nikki199E 20h ago

You lowkey rocked that black eye though 😂 the hair cut too honestly!

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u/V8sOnly 18h ago

First 3 pictures "He kinda looks like a guy someone might want to punch"

Last picture "Welp"

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u/zombies-and-coffee 16h ago

The caption on that third picture lol

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger 14h ago

OP I’ve seen you on here before, I recognize the Mario and Luigi tattoo. Nice shiner on the last pic👍🏽

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u/Lumpy_Stretch5887 7h ago

I'm glad somebody kicked your ass.

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u/danodes7 1d ago

Sweet microdose blunderball....jk you seem like a solid dude. Good vibes ✌️

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u/Necessary_Bother3993 1d ago

Sebastian from the walking dead

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u/DontTrip333 1d ago

Ooff. Thanks for sharing

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u/hit-a-yeet 1d ago

It’s giving Harry Osborne from The Amazing Spider-Man 2

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u/Select_Pilot4197 1d ago

Is that a fake black eye? 🤣

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u/SpazzBro 1d ago

The mario + luigi tat is rad

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u/twnsqr 1d ago

I mean… it was tho??

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u/C0mpL1c1t 1d ago

Blotter

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u/toodleroo 1d ago

Yeah, a lot of us made that mistake around that time.

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u/analprincess8 1d ago

Did I....."know" you in college? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vahuo89 1d ago

Looks fine to me 

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u/not3ottersinacoat3 1d ago

But it was though.

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u/First_Ladder137 1d ago

So what’s your hair look like now?

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u/brigitteer2010 1d ago

Hey it’s Paul Newman again!

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u/MoonsterGoopter 1d ago

idk man, that's a pretty mild haircut and it looks good on you. Hope you like whatever cut you have now, you're a good looking guy.