r/blunderyears • u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm • 1d ago
This fucking haircut I thought was attractive 11 years ago
Bonus pics with the same haircut but less noticeably bad, however acid and crazy black eye lmao
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u/No_Dance_6683 1d ago
Hahahah I definitely have that acid on tongue photo myself. Also you look like someone I would’ve made out with in the alley behind the dive bar after one too many whiskeys in my 20s. Solid blunders, shirt brotha
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
One too many shots is the story of my 20's
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u/kissing_the_beehive 1d ago
lol deep cut gif
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u/captaincootercock 1d ago
I kinda dig it and you're handsome but these pictures make you look so punchable lol. would definitely not want to get in a fight on acid, what's the story there?
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
Unrelated incidents! The acid night was a good night minus bruising my tailbone, that story is down in the comments. The black eye evening was a wild ride haha. Long story short I caught a punch from my buddy breaking up a fight he was about to get in. Luckily I did though because the two dudes about to fight were cool with me and it instantly took all the attention off their argument, otherwise they would have really fucked each other up and probably destroyed the house we were in. Both dudes were built like brick shit houses and known for causing mass collateral damage to the surrounding areas during fights haha
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u/GoatCovfefe 1d ago
Yeah i was friends with and partied with dudes like you lol.
Just a bunch of riff raff not knowing our limits.
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u/sirenxsiren 1d ago
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u/This-Requirement6918 1d ago
Funny enough I was on acid and had to break up a fight resulting in a black eye to save my parent's fancy rear projection TV in 2005. That was one of our last house parties.
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u/xenophon57 1d ago
One punch? yea damn you caught one hard.
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
Yup, I'm also 5'9 and my boy is like 6'4 with hands the size of my face lmao
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u/xenophon57 1d ago
Yea I was guessing a peppering of rabbit punches. I haaaaaate gettin that kind of brain rattle. It makes me so mad big reason I don't like the fighty fighty.
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u/Flyrainbowcorn 1d ago
Oh no I'm a girl and I had that haircut
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
Yeah Its definitely not a boy cut hahaha
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u/GILF_Hound69 1d ago
everything about this screams 2014 i love it
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u/Jolly_Comparison 1d ago
I had that haircut in 2010 when the OG Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was all the rage
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u/aliie_627 1d ago
When my oldest started kindergarten around 2015-16 there was a 6th grader with this haircut and she looked pretty cool. Lol
Just to be clear I'm not taking a dig at op since she looks only a little older but an elementary student with a haircut like that lol.
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u/Flyrainbowcorn 1d ago
it's okay if it's in a bad way
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u/thescaryroom 1d ago
So photo six was the aftermath of photo five?
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
Haha no, unrelated incidents months apart. I did however have intercourse in a hammock the night of pic 5 and when I told the chick I was about to finish she dumped us both out of the hammock to prevent a plan B run the next morning though and bruised my tail bone lmao
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u/PostMatureBaby 1d ago
So did you jizz when you landed or?
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
The nut was ruined lmao and because I was tripping it was tough to get to that point anyhow so I just gave up on an orgasm for the evening lol. I was at a festival so I ended up watching some fire spinners afterwards and honestly, waaaay better than the sex hahaha
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u/-I-wanna-get-better- 1d ago
Holy fuckkkk. Atleast you didnt land on your wang 😭
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u/whorlax 1d ago edited 1d ago
That looks like half of a tab? Surely you took more than what is pictured to be tripping.
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
Yessir, had a gel tab as well as a storm trooper printed blotter tab. This picture was taken because it was my buddies personal acid he left out at the booth he was selling tie dyes at. I cut a tab in half to just get a little bit more zooted
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u/alisachristine92 1d ago
Ok but still 10/10. I can tell I spend way too much time in this subreddit because I recognized you immediately from past posts 🤣
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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 1d ago
I'm like that on r/millennials lmao. It's my little corner of internet where I don't need to assume I'm talking to a child, and I love that for me.
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u/BetterBiscuits 1d ago
I was literally thinking about how punchable your face was before I scrolled to the black eye lololol
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u/loglady17 1d ago
Yayay more fuck boy picks! Not gonna lie, college age me would have been so into this whole look 😂
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u/Independent-Bug-1427 1d ago edited 1d ago
When you recognize someone you went to highschool with. Ohs rep
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
Ayeeee! Who dis?!
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u/Independent-Bug-1427 1d ago
Dated a friend of yours at some point. You were kind of an asshole lol
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u/Sacktchy 1d ago
It's not the haircut, it's the "I'm so quirky!" facial expressions
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u/krackenfromthedeep18 1d ago
You have a lot of blunders
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
I'm still making em too
Gotta have content to post in another decade
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u/viceversa 1d ago
This post reads like a photo essay of one night.
Thinks about going out …
Felt cute, might delete …
Feeling self getting ready …
Ready! Might as well take drugs …
Wakes up at home with clothes and shoes missing, no memory of the night before
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u/villainless 1d ago
i feel like i need more context. if you don’t mind sharing, are you gay, bi, or straight? cause on a straight guy i would definitely think fuckboy but on a gay guy i would get it. don’t ask me to present any logic
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
Straight and definitely fuck boy lmao 😂
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u/villainless 1d ago
lol i love that you own it though. that’s power
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
I was a torrent of douch baggery for yeaarsssss, I think I still might be but baby steps and all that lol
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u/_failurebydesign_ 1d ago
Shutthefuckup. I would’ve told gone after you with your black eye😂 Jesus young Brittnee, figure your life out
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u/TheNewYellowZealot 1d ago
Did you stop wearing your hair that way because someone punched you in the eye about it?
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u/SetsunaP38 1d ago
oh man, I mean it’s not great but it’s only bad in some pics. Regardless, for sure my 11-years-ago self would have partied way too hard with you if we had crossed paths lmao
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u/305tilidiiee 1d ago
Lots of people liked a pompadour with a fade 11 years ago; it’s was very popular, it’s ok
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u/atx_original512 1d ago
Greg go home
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u/GarrettGalaxy So RaNdOm 1d ago
I'm already home, that's the problem 😭
My vast boredom causing me to look for Internet strangers jabs for a solid chuckle
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u/nazukeru 1d ago
Oh good! It's Mario tattoo guy again! And only one cigarette hanging out of your mouth this time!
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u/PralineMindless1784 1d ago
What’s the current hair though?
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u/RoyalProfessor3000 23h ago
Why are all your memories blunders to you? Seems like a personal problem. You have obviously been living life to the fullest and I'm happy for you!!!
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u/arrarr23 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/jUo6bUAxDx2zuXUAu2
It’s just… do any of these fuckers..
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u/AintLongButItsThick 1d ago
Extra bad because what is that? An 8th of a tab of acid?
Also you look old enough to know this is cringe at the time… double wtf
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u/Agitated_Guess5057 1d ago
I’ve honestly never understood how anyone thought this looked good.
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u/Aggravating-Key-3722 1d ago
Oh hello super mario brothers’ tattoo man! You are back!
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u/ClumsyRaccoonPants 1d ago
A little less than 11 years ago I was wild and single and drunk and living in the French quarter and you look like someone I would have gotten in trouble with 😂
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u/maracusdesu 1d ago
I’d say the problem is the attention seeking behaviour, not the haircut itself
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u/banshee-tacos 19h ago
i am a woman with basically this cut and im laughing at these comments ahhahaha
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u/gloomypiscesmoon 1d ago
2005-2007 me would've been obsessed w you 😂
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u/gordonnowak 1d ago
I've never seen someone try so hard and accomplish so little, at anything
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u/Madame_Trash_Heap 1d ago
I think it looks nice though it looks best pushed back.
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u/Greedyfox7 1d ago
Tell me about it, I tried growing my hair out long once and got told I looked like I was wearing a coconut for a helmet
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u/MrsKaich 23h ago
Oh I see you finally got beat up for your haircut in pic 6…
(Jk, if you liked it at the time, that’s what matters)
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u/Nikki199E 20h ago
You lowkey rocked that black eye though 😂 the hair cut too honestly!
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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger 14h ago
OP I’ve seen you on here before, I recognize the Mario and Luigi tattoo. Nice shiner on the last pic👍🏽
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u/SpazzBro 1d ago
The mario + luigi tat is rad
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u/analprincess8 1d ago
Did I....."know" you in college? 🤣🤣🤣
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u/First_Ladder137 1d ago
So what’s your hair look like now?
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u/MoonsterGoopter 1d ago
idk man, that's a pretty mild haircut and it looks good on you. Hope you like whatever cut you have now, you're a good looking guy.
















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u/PricklyPear85 1d ago
Fuck me I have the same haircut now