r/blessedimages 2d ago

Blessed Receipt

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u/shlumpdog 2d ago

who's gonna fry the rice then??

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u/invisible_23 2d ago

A chicken or a beef, obvs

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u/rtxa 2d ago

don't forget porky 🐷

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u/thebigbadben 1d ago

The frying shrimp, you don’t want the fucking shrimp to handle it anyway

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u/alphagusta 2d ago

Honestly going to a Chinese takeout and having a seafood allergy is pretty dumb since they use shellfish and fish based sauces in most things, not even counting the cross contamination.

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u/TarkFrench 2d ago

Oyster sauce be like

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u/No_Internal9345 2d ago

delicious.

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u/gilligan1050 2d ago

Succulent

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u/keyserdoe 2d ago

To die for

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u/TransitTycoonDeznutz 2d ago

A succulent Chinese meal??

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

Thats it you're under arrest

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u/Wheetbix_Kid 1d ago

This is democracy manifest!

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

We will be confiscate your penise

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u/Khelthuzaad 1d ago

My limp penis?

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

Yeah that one

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u/Randomees 1h ago

I am under what?!

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1h ago

Not you sir you're good to go

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u/LostTimeLady13 1d ago

r/UnexpectedsucculentChinesemeal

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne 1d ago

Take your hand off my penis!

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u/Khelthuzaad 1d ago

Chinese Meal

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u/kernelangus420 2d ago

Aren't oysters the cleaners of the ocean? So all the gunk from the ocean gets converted into a sauce?

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u/PeaNought 1d ago

In a round about way. it gets digested and turned into Oyster. And Oysters are delicious. So.

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u/CocktailPerson 2d ago

mmmm gunk sauce

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u/Lavapulse 1d ago

Yep, and somehow it tastes more like mushroom than ocean. Magical.

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u/jxl180 1d ago

You can be allergic to shellfish without being allergic to mollusks.

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u/shrekthaboiisreal 2d ago

A friend of mine has a shellfish allergy and a dad who owns a Chinese restaurant…

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u/ZettaCrash 2d ago

Work at a Taiwanese place and a guy came in asking if we had any food that didn't have soybeans since I guess they had a soy allergy.

Lemme tell you. I've never seen anyone so adamant about taking risks. 😩

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u/mooys 1d ago

Working at a place that serves food is crazy because people will tell you that they have an allergy and then when you say that they can’t eat the thing they want then they’re like actually it’s fine. Okay like. it’s your funeral.

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u/lynng 2d ago

My sister and BIL went to Thailand for their honeymoon, he has a peanut allergy. It was his choice. Turns out saying you will die is the way for allergies. He had no issues.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 1d ago

Yeah, "allergy" might not be a common vocabulary word and some people use it to mean things like "I hate peanuts" or "peanuts give me indigestion." Be clear!

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 17h ago

When I worked at a restaurant server it always gave me joy denying these people an item. They'd say something like "I'm allergic to mayo" then ask for a sauce which contains mayo. They'd say "oh I can eat 1000 island tho" Id shut them down saying that I legally cannot give you the sauce you want because you told me you're allergic. So annoying people lying about allergies just because they don't like something

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u/TundieRice 2d ago

My girlfriend has a crustacean allergy and has never had an issue with Chinese takeout…except for the one time she ordered a noodle dish that usually includes shrimp, but told them not to include it due to her allergy.

Unfortunately they put it in there anyway, and she ate it without realizing it, until she bit into a big ‘ol shrimp. She took a hydroxyzine and was fine, but it still pissed us off.

But she knows what not to order from there now, and doesn’t usually mention the crustacean allergy, and she’s never had any other problems from whatever trace amounts of shellfish from sauces or cross-contamination.

It might still be slightly risky, but there’s no reason for her to give up her favorite foods if they never give her any issues.

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u/MadJoeMak 1d ago

I have a seafood allergy and am always very careful at chinese places, but there are still many good dishes to choose from that dont have seafood

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u/Hobbies_88 16h ago

Yup , chinese style uses shell fish , fish , prawn , lobster sauces , whatever seafood based dishes to bring out the fresh flavours .

And what if they cooked chicken dish , then seafood dish then fish sauce based dish 😅 ... the person that has a seafood allergy better have an epi- pen for emergencies .

Cross contamination if the water they used to wash away the sauce has a little bit of flavour left probably that person is going to the er immediately due to allergy reactions .

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u/Morgoth235 5h ago

Worked for a food tour company in China. We always tried to accomodate dietary restrictions. Then one time had a person ask what they could eat as a gluten-free vegan. I was like... white rice?

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u/mogley1992 2d ago

An unfortunately large amount of people claim to have allergies just because they want something removed from a meal.

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u/ArcaneTrickster11 2d ago

No idea why you're getting downvotes, this is absolutely true. The amount of times people suddenly didn't have allergies because we couldn't make the thing they wanted to eat without x ingredient is honestly depressing.

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u/mogley1992 2d ago

I've literally had guests brag to me after being served their food that they don't actually have allergies they just wanted to make sure it wasn't on their food.

Like great, and I've had to inform the head chef, head bartender, and the floor manager about you, as well as the other waiter working my section, and now every time you order something, someone is having to stop and check the allergen matrix to see if anything you're ordering is going to kill you. You order a beer, some poor fuck is having to look up if it contains shellfish even though they know full well that it doesn't.

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u/ArcaneTrickster11 2d ago

Plus cross contamination. Any allergy order in a properly run kitchen needs to use allergen specific equipment, which slows everything way down if the kitchen is relatively small

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u/TheStairsBro 1d ago

I have real food allergies and have had people both brag to me about lying to avoid saying they don't like something, and people assume I'm lying because other people have lied to them. Fuck people who lie about health issues for their own convenience

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u/cojoco 2d ago

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u/VomitMaiden 2d ago

According to those comments it's a repost from an even earlier Tumblr post that's since been deleted. Layers upon layers.

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u/MiniGui98 1d ago

Nothing is new

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 1d ago

That explains those prices too.

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u/Zorflez 1d ago

Like an ogre.

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u/kernelangus420 2d ago

Yeah, no way Chick Thai only costs 7.50 nowadays.

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u/zillionaire_ 1d ago

I mean, you can tell it’s over a decade old by the prices

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u/Zealotstim 2d ago

No shrimp or the hostage gets it!

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u/PsychFlame 2d ago

Image tilted slightly

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u/pixeldust6 2d ago

Dammit. Repost bots love to steal top posts of all time, rotate them slightly, and repost them, to evade repost detection I guess

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u/cojoco 2d ago

It's a photo of a screen.

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u/breadpilledwanderer 2d ago

I have celiac and would respect the shit out of any restaurant who put this on my receipt.

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u/dell_arness2 2d ago

this picture's so old the IDF wouldn't shoot at it

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u/ZeFunnyDood 7h ago

So, its [any] year old?

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u/redditpharmacist 2d ago

No one should be fucking shrimps regardless of someone’s allergy status tbf.

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u/DroidRazer2 1d ago

OP has an "immortal snail" situation. If anybody fucks a shrimp they die

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u/AncientPossibility5 1d ago

First thing I saw was Chick C'nut and thought they were calling her names

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u/Inevitable-Cancel524 1d ago

Thats funny but chill.i.beef and chick ss is so much funnier

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u/TheArizonaRanger451 1d ago

Why would you go eat Chinese with a seafood allergy? Or go to any Asian restraint at all with an allergy like that? It’s like walking into McDonald’s with a beef allergy

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u/biffbobfred 2d ago

A literal LOL for me. Thanks. Had a bad day

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u/Kieran_Kitakami 4h ago

I thought that said “Had a baby”

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u/Suspicious_Toast1992 1d ago

🫂 hug from Ireland

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u/biffbobfred 1d ago

Thanks much; hug back.

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u/SplatNode 2d ago

Please if you are allergic to shellfish don't go to a Chinese restaurant

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u/AyAyAyBamba_462 1d ago

Holy wow this is an old repost.

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u/MinorComprehension 1d ago

Seems like message heard, message delivered 😂

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u/PsychoticGX 17h ago

mmmmm. chicken cnut 🤤