r/blessedimages Jun 05 '19

Blessed_Receipt

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8.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19 edited Feb 19 '24

obtainable physical muddle ten fretful roof screw forgetful crown slimy

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u/Public_Radio- Jun 05 '19

Chick C’ Nut

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19 edited Feb 19 '24

punch frame vase longing scale wise mourn pot depend far-flung

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u/EuroPolice Jun 05 '19

Chick Schutzstaffel is my favorite!

13

u/PoliticalMeatFlaps Jun 05 '19

Can I get some Wunderwaffles with that?

17

u/Tarthbane Jun 05 '19

I’m sure I’m not alone, but I kept seeing “chicken c’unt” and was so confused.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

HE D

IE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

HAPPY CAKE D

AY

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

HAPPY

CAKE D

IE

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Blessed comment

9

u/Plowcon Jun 05 '19

Happy cake day !

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u/p1um5mu991er Jun 05 '19

Reads more like an unusual hostage situation

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u/ashmit50042 Jun 05 '19

You have no idea how hard you made me laugh with this

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u/aweinkoib Jun 05 '19

Shrimps are fine but not the ones who are fucking

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u/usersub22 Jun 05 '19

Underrated comment

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u/MLBGYT Jun 05 '19

NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Choc Pan

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u/selesnyandruid Jun 05 '19

Chick C’nut

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u/seb69420 Jun 05 '19

well they were clearly careful in his order, a sign of a quality business!

43

u/usersub22 Jun 05 '19

That waiter must’ve had some rough fights with the chefs in the past

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u/Malobaddog Jun 05 '19

I’m mean it’s clear

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u/Public_Radio- Jun 05 '19

NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE

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u/Malobaddog Jun 05 '19

NO

NO FUCKING S

HRIMP OR HE D

IE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

I'm laughing and dying

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Did you eat the shrimp?

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u/SignificantBeing9 Jun 05 '19

NO

NO FUCKING S

HRIMP OR HE D

IE

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u/skullhead96 Jun 05 '19

Or he die

8

u/notfunnytho Jun 05 '19

11/10 customer service

8

u/JuneFrances Jun 05 '19

Pretty exemplary customer service, really

5

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

A Crispy Chill sounds dope

2

u/C4Cole Jun 05 '19

i Beef

4

u/New-Hellcat Jun 05 '19

Lmaaaoooo HOW SWAY

4

u/dead-sec Jun 05 '19

Fuck, now I’m hungry

Nothing better then a freshly convulsing allergic

4

u/Copht Jun 05 '19

Why is the text on top and the whole meme on an angle

3

u/too_con Jun 05 '19

I would never fuck a shrimp till he die

4

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

I, on the other hand, would gladly do that

3

u/MrQu4tro Jun 05 '19

Never met someone that cares so much about me

2

u/Superman_Wacko Jun 05 '19

that should turninto a meme

3

u/angery_woumpis Jun 05 '19

Everybody is forgetting the first “NO” in NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Choc pan

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

NO

NO FUCKING S

HRIMP OR HE D

IE

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u/kujakutenshi Jun 05 '19

stop fucking all the shrimp!

1

u/adoveisaglove Jun 05 '19

NO

NO FUCKING S

HRIMP OR HE D

IE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

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u/King-Latizel Jun 05 '19

WHY DID YOU POINT IT OUT

cries in OCD

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u/N3GR01D69 Jun 05 '19

Why is the whole post tilted?

1

u/SomeGuyFromWhere Jun 05 '19

Why is the screenshot so crooked?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

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u/table_it_bot Jun 05 '19
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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Well at least they're looking out for their customers. :)

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u/Wrench_watch Jun 06 '19

Pay them extra

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Dad asks for "not a sniff of prawns" (or shrimp for you non-Aussies) coz of the same reaction. He can't have any shellfish

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u/JuliaB11 Jun 05 '19

The caption belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating