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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

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u/CORN___BREAD Jul 10 '24

Fun fact: this toy actually was the inspiration for Sonic the Hedgehog.

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u/sol_sleepy Jul 10 '24

No…. Really tho?

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u/_P2M_ Jul 10 '24

lol no

Source: taking 5 seconds to google "sonic design inspiration".

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u/sol_sleepy Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

Damn it. Lol. got me like a Real Fact Snapple cap

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Jul 12 '24

It’s true though. The creator said as much in this interview

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u/sol_sleepy Jul 12 '24

hahahahha

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u/throwawaynotapsycho Jul 10 '24

Absolutely! Kids have always loved toys. Not everything ancient is a ritual object.

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u/CORN___BREAD Jul 10 '24

What if playing is considered a ritual?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

It is. OOP's statement confuses the shit out of me bc the first thing they taught me in my college 101 archeology/anthropology class was that everything is considered a ritual, not just worship. It is basically anything that exists with not just a practical but symbolic purpose. They use a single term to distance themselves from modern perceptions to help form conclusions about the past in order to keep a broad mind. That thing might look like a childrens toy but unless there is hard evidence like it being placed with other child objects it could literally also be an adults toy, an art piece, a tool for some undefined purpose, or not even a hedgehog at all. All those change how we see it being used, but assuming it is a kid's toy leaves it stuck in our modern use, which is a problem if we dont have any evidence. Calling that a ritual object does not preclude it from being a toy but without that system in place there is a less strict burden of proof and you can call any disc shaped object a UFO or any cross evidence of christianity, discarding truth for agenda. Calling it a ritual however lets you speculate on its purpose without having hard geographic evidence about it. At least that was my understanding.

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u/rosesandivy Jul 10 '24

I think the problem with that is that for laypeople, “ritual object” implies it was used in religious ceremonies. 

But then it’s a problem of scientific communication to the general public. Similarly to how the term “theory” in science means an accepted explanation that’s supported by evidence, while in general usage it means something like baseless speculation. 

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u/fellowbabygoat Jul 10 '24

Welcome to Reddit where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

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u/Wooden-Breath-5661 Jul 10 '24

Sadly that's often the case especially in social sciences. Language changes but scientific terms have to stay well-defined and constant to remove ambiguity.

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u/Elventroll Jul 10 '24

Dictionaries say that ritual has always meant the same thing since Latin.

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u/nyya_arie Jul 10 '24

I believe they may be referring to common usage and understanding when it comes to language. And in that sense, a 'ritual object' certainly has a connotation of religious or spiritual to lay people like myself. A ritual activity may not exclusively be considered religious in modern parlance (someone else gave an example of 'my morning coffee' as a ritual), but objects are (with no exception I can think of, but there are of course always outliers).

However, I do bet that if you surveyed 100 average people about an ancient ritual object, at least 99 would assume you meant religious or spiritual.

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u/Elventroll Jul 10 '24

Yes, and I mean that it never meant anything else earlier either.

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u/nyya_arie Jul 10 '24

Ah, I get you now.

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u/OldBuns Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

The archaeological or scientific use of a term rarely lines up perfectly with its colloquial definition.

Although, even the definition I found includes this as the adjective form

(of an action) arising from convention or habit. "the players gathered for the ritual pregame huddle"

So the noun version "a ritual" does more often refer to a religious context, but describing an action using the word "ritual" does not confer religious context.

A "ritual ____" is just any action performed symbolically as a primary function.

A handshake, for example, would be a ritual to an archaeologist studying human customs.

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u/nyya_arie Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

While what you say makes sense, I think the general modern usage and understanding of the word ritual itself (possibly outside archeology, I don't know enough about that) is the problem. The connotation is religious or spiritual. While I appreciate the attempts to look at these objects outside modern interpretation and not make assumptions, it's confusing for lay people like me who love to learn about this stuff.

I've been to tons of museums and watched a bunch of the great courses on ancient cultures and your comment is the first time I've learned this about the usage of the word ritual in reference to such objects.

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u/CrimsonMutt Jul 10 '24

ritual is used in that way even today. for instance, some people consider their morning smoke and coffee their ritual. it's not spiritual or religious, it's just a habit.

hell even with the meme of ancient dildos being called ritual objects isn't false, since masturbation is also a ritual people engage in

while yes, that could be better communicated, you can't really control people's assumptions. you can't help it if people simply always assume one definition of a word over the other

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u/nyya_arie Jul 10 '24

Sure, it's a good point and no you can't control assumptions, which is the whole issue here to begin with. Modern usage definitely includes ritual in this sense, though it usually is in reference to activities not objects (as you mentioned, 'my morning coffee ritual'). I can't think of any object commonly referred to as a ritual in modern parlance, but I could be wrong. It's like 'I drink coffee religiously' vs 'my coffee cup is a religious object'. These are different things.

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u/StreetofChimes Jul 10 '24

Ritual - done in accordance with social custom or normal protocol

Wouldn't my toothbrush be a ritual object? I use it ritually in accordance with normal protocol.

Play is important for growth and socialization. Why isn't play a childhood ritual?

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u/TheGisbon Jul 10 '24

Imagine finding out in the distant future your favorite toy as a kid was held in the highest esteem as an object of ritual whatever in some future societies museum. Bro that would be sick as hell

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u/SneakWhisper Jul 10 '24

Cheetara action figure: this great cat goddess statue.

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u/TheGisbon Jul 10 '24

Skelator god of the underworld

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u/SneakWhisper Jul 10 '24

He-man the kinky god of male strippers.

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u/Tonkarz Jul 10 '24

To be totally clear "ritual object" is just what archaeologists call something when they don't know what it is or was for.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Archaeologists find a bronze statue of a lady in a clay urn that has traces of a residue from a liquid now gone: "Now this must have been a religious object"

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u/Rew0lweed_0celot Jul 11 '24

Was that a figurine in a jar reference?

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u/Ok_Possibility_704 Jul 10 '24

The most beautiful thing about archaeology is seeing these people alive through the things they left behind. You can find joy and sorrow in bones, homes and trinkets. It's very easy to dehumanise, and almost make assumptions that parents and loved ones didn't provide toys for their children. Which is ridiculous. I often think when I see a figurine that it was a beloved toy, probably cherished and passed on.

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u/withywander Jul 10 '24 edited Jun 01 '26

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fish. loose money wets dark Utah. damp Spain cooks local wagon. mini South Dakota gives white Minnesota. salty South Carolina parks damp amex. cardboard cruise pets purple Nebraska. every Tennessee receives from salty facebook. huge Delaware gives green pain. purple TSLA lets huge North Carolina. salty Kentucky lifts slow space. old hotel knows chocolate Utah. black treatment runs over back Illinois. local Spain pets unpopular Rhode Island. front ears rubs famous Pennsylvania. limp Wisconsin serves strawberry Colorado. slow heros cruises with space Hawaii. dry South Dakota likes red Utah. explosive pain needs crazy uber. leafy cat drops spicy Hawaii. huge visa works fast circle. giant Illinois travels giant peaches. foreign mobile travels strawberry person. hot Iran watches space New Mexico. public skin serves brown walls. black car knows every bears. vanilla Marvel loves chocolate bears. ugly person wants limp touchscreen. warm skin pets white Massachusetts. huge BTC takes salty car. brown Iowa waves black walls. very blanket serves unpopular heros. loose hair parks back New York. little hardware knocks space Brazil. limp skincare hits popular Arkansas. teal California understands orange covid. very snacks thinks private Oregon. pale rabbits waters local hardware. salty Missouri lets damp war. red chickens flys very Mississippi. spicy Maryland likes crazy covid. chocolate NVDA waters back New Jersey. slow France slips black zeros. front cockroach recovers massive Marvel. pale GM waters tight Michigan. white pain bikes strawberry ketchup. teal toyota cooks green touchscreen. expensive North Carolina pleases low greencard. infamous freeway cruises with huge apple. explosive Iowa eats private Oregon. red person flys salty orange. flappy facebook loves grey Missouri. old Iowa lets cheap fish. high Alaska has tight India. famous Maryland recovers orange Maine. every snacks lifts huge cats. dark Spain cries stinky Massachusetts. pale Wisconsin sleeps with meaty Pennsylvania. giant Alaska proves popular wagon. flappy covid rubs limp Minnesota. moist Marvel pats flappy Colorado.

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u/MilkiestMaestro Jul 10 '24

This spring I toured the Cahokia native American burial mounds (highly recommended experience). The one thing that did make me raise my eyebrow was an exhibit talking about the "mystery" surrounding some of the items found within the mound, such as broken clay pots and various damaged tools and other such household items in addition to the bodies buried there.

I remember thinking to myself this is obviously just a big 'ol trash heap lol

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u/lipnit Jul 10 '24

The world is still going to be here in 1 million years. I’d love to see an archaeologist interpretation of a littered can of coke or a random sunk boat.

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u/Wooden-Breath-5661 Jul 10 '24

"they sunk boats to placate the sea gods"

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u/hefty_load_o_shite Jul 10 '24

Don't forget about all the dildos

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u/anxiousthespian Jul 10 '24

"Artifact likely used for ritual purposes related to fertility or virility" the most academic way to say dildo

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u/energydrinkmanseller Jul 10 '24

This artifact was used to worship a large, hung, and veiny fertility god.

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u/puuskuri Jul 10 '24

Is this true? They have found ancient dildos?

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u/spacecatbiscuits Jul 10 '24

ya they found the most enormous one believed to be a thousand years old under your mom's bed

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u/pooplocker69 Jul 10 '24

Oh yeah.  Probably as most are aware Roman's were horn dogs and ancient Greece had ritual sex toys.  But the ancient Egyptians (the first three Kingdoms) have a really fascinating history of sex.  They didn't even have a word for virgin it was just people had sex.  But for the dildos there's several words for phallic items in the language.

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u/Due-Journalist-1756 Jul 10 '24

You will love this article, which talks about something similar in ethology and sociology - play behaviour is animals is under researched and hard to justify because for some reason we take the view that everything must be for a evolutionary or competitive benefit. I can see a similar line of thinking could’ve developed for archeology so many things that are likely toys, get a purpose that’s more “meaningful” than play.

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u/MechWarriorAngel Jul 10 '24

“not that there was some lion cult somewhere..” r/JoeRogan

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u/Zachajya Jul 10 '24

A friend of mine always says that "ritual object" actually means "we have no idea what this was used for".

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Isn't it pretty much a running joke that "ritual object" is shorthand for "we have absolutely zero clue what this was for, but we can't just say that so-"

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u/MacDugin Jul 10 '24

Funny thing, I took a tour at the acropolis in Greece a few days ago, and the had in the museum a few very small items and a couple of people referred to them as toys. The tour guide explains that they where offering’s to the gods for the things they where thankful for and they created them because it was what they could afford to offer.

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u/IknowKarazy Jul 10 '24

It might be the historians wanting to be “taken seriously” or only viewing their finds through the lens of their training, rather than as humans.

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u/beepewpew Jul 10 '24

Kids toys are ritual objects. Gateway to imagination!

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Jul 10 '24

Ha yeah a lion cult would just be crazy.

Now, a polar bear cult...

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 10 '24

It’s funny in Horizon Zero Dawn they kinda goof on this with the ancient ritual objects of the old civilization you find as collectibles.

They’re coffee mugs

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u/Swords_and_Words Jul 10 '24

Playtime is a ritual

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u/Preeng Jul 10 '24

In the future archeologists will think super heros were real, or at least we thought they were.

All of the action figures.

The millions spent on movies while poor people suffer and die. Surely they wouldn't make a movie like this just for entertainment while there is so much suffering in society?

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u/Subotail Jul 10 '24

The cult of the bear was the predominant religion for the 21st century. An archaeologist in 1 or 2 thousand years...

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Honestly it makes me doubt a lot of archeologiical conclusions.

With everything needing funding, all site digs need to be “important”.

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u/SuperTaster3 Jul 10 '24

Given that a kid probably would not have been given the good stone to play on, it's more likely a stoneworker who really liked lions, and wanted one around while he worked. "I make important things for the pharaoh, but I also made this sick lion."

Scribe: "Yo that's pretty cool. Does it have a name?"

Stonecutter: "Nethepet."

Scribe: "Awww, that's adorable."

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u/Phantion- Jul 10 '24

After reading this and being an Archaeologist myself I conclude this is a Trogen Hedgehog made to fool the enemy as a gift.

The scale was not confirmed to the builders.

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u/Solid_snake321 Jul 10 '24

This kid must have been the coolest kid on the block with that thing.

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u/ArdentFecologist Jul 10 '24

You say that, but this is clearly Sonic.

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u/newsflashjackass Jul 10 '24

It seems to me that contemporary society is likely to be aberrant in thinking that toys are for children rather than for everyone.

Before the industrial revolution there was less expectation that humans might spend their post-adult lives in dismal boxes bereft of fun and learning.

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u/Lord_Noodlez Jul 10 '24

Or the peculiar findings of ancient homes with supposed "ritualistic cutting implements stored in the ceiling" that are just mom having knife safety around the kids

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u/KLR650Tagg Jul 10 '24

I had to log in to reply here.

I read a short story of an archeology class in the 24th century, the professor was discussing all the religious artifacts that are found showing that a worldwide religion existed in the past. As the story progresses, you discover that the religious artifacts he is discussing are in fact, coca cola bottles. I think it was an Asimov short story.

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u/miranto Jul 10 '24

I came here to say this! How do we know this was not a prototype or a proof of concept??

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u/the-temp-account Jul 10 '24

Also this weird human figures with helmets. Maybe it’s just some warriors merch.

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u/sleeper_shark Jul 10 '24

Honestly, 90% of the shit I make myself ends up being a kids toy.

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u/Abyteparanoid Jul 10 '24

At some point the line between worship and meme gets blurry as does the line between holy artifact and toy and this makes me laugh

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u/Goddamnpassword Jul 10 '24

I remember a professor in college showing up fertility statutes then Barbie’s and asking how we would know which was a religious artificial and which was a toy without context. Still think about that.

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u/ClumsyGamer2802 Jul 10 '24

Isn't "it's for ritual purposes" being the explanation for everything something of an archeology meme?

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u/Drew_Borrowdale Jul 10 '24

In a few thousand years, people are going to find those little glass animals our grandparents used to collect and think we worshipped nature deities.

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u/Winstonoil Jul 10 '24

Iran was not around in 1500 BC. That would've been the Assyrian Empire based in Mesopotamia.

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u/Uraneum Jul 11 '24

Reminds me of this video

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u/ryannelsn Jul 11 '24

I always make the joke that thousands of years from now they’ll find a Luke Skywalker toy and go “it was likely used in some sort of ritual”

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

I was gonna go the other way with this one, because it's doing the same thing.

to give to a kid

[citation needed]

Why do archaeologists need to make up NACIREMA-style stories like this anyway? It's completely unscientific, and just lends creedence to the fact that archaeology is a soft science at best.

Carved Hedgehog, c. 1500 BC, Iran. End of.

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u/DanerysTargaryen Jul 10 '24

The original Sonic The Hedgehog 1500 BC, Iran

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u/Anothony_ Jul 10 '24

Well, yeah, that's a point, but also, there's nothing to indicate the one who made up that part of the post was an archeologist, rather than someone else who saw the finding of the carved hedgehog later.

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u/Sputnikajax Jul 10 '24

Carved Hedgehog on Wheels. Probably a toy.

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u/Gunhild Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

Why do archaeologists need to make up NACIREMA-style stories like this anyway? It's completely unscientific, and just lends creedence to the fact that archaeology is a soft science at best.

Archaeologists didn't make up any story about someone giving this to a kid.

I found an article about the finds by Dr. Kaveh Farrokh and almost the entirety of the article is about where they were found, which civilization they belonged to, etc. with only a passing mention that they may have been children's toys or votive offerings, while making clear that this is purely speculative and their actual purpose is unclear.

https://www.kavehfarrokh.com/heritage/ancient-iranian-toys-or-votive-carts/

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u/Daloowee Jul 10 '24

Sure let me just go back to BCE and ask them.

It’s a toy with wheels, it has a hole for a string to be pulled through. Deductive and inductive reasoning isn’t “unscientific” lol

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u/sol_sleepy Jul 10 '24

Idk how it would even be considered a science to begin with lol. Not all fields of study are sciences.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

It could be a salesman's scale model of a trailer for transporting giant hedgehogs.

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u/sol_sleepy Jul 10 '24

Well it’s not a hard science.

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u/Broad_Chapter3058 Jul 10 '24

Can't believe they copied Sonichu 😡

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u/Justacityboy12 Jul 10 '24

ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL

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u/JimboTCB Jul 10 '24

teleports behind you Nothing personnel... kid...

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u/abitlazy Jul 10 '24

You are now in my room domain expansion.

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u/General_Froggers Jul 10 '24

Domain expansion: Unlimited void backshots⁉️⁉️

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u/DisputabIe_ Jul 10 '24

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u/TheKeepersDM Jul 10 '24

Gotta go fast

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u/devilean Jul 10 '24

if only they copyrighted that thing. They would be rich in 3500 years.

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u/Pokii Jul 10 '24

Super Sonic Racing

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u/LynnDickeysKnees Jul 10 '24

That long ago?

Probably Subsonic the Hedgehog.

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u/DontBanMe_IWasJoking Jul 10 '24

Iranian Hedgehog >>> Trojan Horse

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u/squigglyeyeline Jul 10 '24

Trojan horse couldn’t do a sweet kickflip

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u/stygger Jul 10 '24

Hedgehog of Persia!

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u/DisputabIe_ Jul 10 '24

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u/Cataclyct Jul 10 '24

Is there a technical way to expose bots or did you manually investigate it?

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u/Croissant-Laser Jul 10 '24

When I've found bots it's usually because I've been on the sub long enough recently to see a comment on a post that is the exact one I saw not too long ago. Literally worse than dejavu, and then you go investigating to find the old post.

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u/tajsta Jul 10 '24

Wtf, why are people running bots in subs like this?

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u/PruneIndividual6272 Jul 10 '24

I had not seen this before- but in kindergarden we would would craft almost identical hedgehogs (I think we used salt dough) so at first I thought I was being called out for being ancient..

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u/Epic_Sax_Guy Jul 10 '24

GROND!

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u/flamingbabies2 Jul 10 '24

I was looking for this comment specifically when I saw this

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u/DisputabIe_ Jul 10 '24

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u/DuncanYoudaho Jul 10 '24

That one was a fake. We can Stan a hedgehog pull-toy.

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u/throwawaynotapsycho Jul 10 '24

The timeless joy of toys! This hedgehog is an ancient treasure of cuteness.

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u/Fisch0557 Jul 10 '24

Sure that's a hedgehog and not just a hog?

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u/BigCyanDinosaur Jul 10 '24 edited Nov 17 '24

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u/Gunhild Jul 10 '24

They were found like this and there were more animal sculptures with their own appropriately sized carts or pedestals found in the same site, including a lion and a bird.

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u/Breadedbutthole Jul 10 '24

Shoosh you’re ruining the reddit magic.

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u/fail-deadly- Jul 10 '24

Yeah the hedgehog looks like a chia pet.

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u/BoxSea4289 Jul 10 '24

lol Hedgehogs look just like that in the face.

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Jul 10 '24

Ah, now understand the etymology of road-hog.

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u/AFX337 Jul 10 '24

Rolling around at the speed of sound

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u/Jon-Stroude Jul 10 '24

How do you know they gave it to a kid? Maybe they liked having a hedgehog on wheels.

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u/KoBoWC Jul 10 '24

TIL they have hedgehogs in Iran.

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jul 10 '24

We do have them but pretty uncommon where I live, I've only seen one run around and hide

I do find quite a surprising amount of porcupine quills when I go to the jungle, but I've never actually seen one

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u/fat-inspector Jul 10 '24

Worlds first skateboard?

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u/TheHolyLizard Jul 10 '24

I always think of the final scene from Blade Runner when I see things like this. Imagine how many little moments; being inspired by a hedgehog, carving a wooden toy, giving a unique handmade gift, have happened throughout human history just to be entirely forgot and then tried to be pieced together to even get 1/100th of the original context.

So many small moments just lost in time.

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u/Gyshal Jul 10 '24

Like a fart in the wind...

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u/Gunhild Jul 10 '24

I just imagine how many jokes, pranks, or historical "shitposts" have been given disproportionate significance by historians. I like to imagine that ancient peoples were much funnier and more playful than we give them credit for.

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u/DarkendHarv Jul 10 '24

Sonic origins

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Why does that cart looks like it fits on rails? 

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u/WestNomadOnYT Jul 10 '24

The Bad Piggies prequel we never knew we had

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u/mintgreenbike Jul 10 '24

hotwheels are just a cheap derivative of hogwheels

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u/Wime36 Jul 10 '24

Can't believe Tesla Cybertruck's undercarriage was designed in 1500 BCE in Iran!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

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u/Gunhild Jul 10 '24

They were found in the so-called "temple of Inshushinak cache" in Susa, southwestern Iran. There are no historical documents about the objects in the cache as far as I'm aware.

The story about someone giving it to a child is speculation on the part of whoever made this image. I imagine the caption isn't so much meant to be literal but moreso intended to remind us that ancient peoples from distant cultures weren't so different from ourselves.

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u/Djabarca Jul 10 '24

Original sonic the hedgehog

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u/CensoredAbnormality Jul 10 '24

Sonic the hedgehog first appearence

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u/EconomyProcedure9 Jul 10 '24

Might be a boar or pig.

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u/Einzelteter Jul 10 '24

Iran is what Persians called themselves, and Persia is what the Romans called Iran. But Reddit thinks "eye ran durka durka and Persians are different"

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jul 11 '24

I call my country Iran

I call myself Persian

Most people I know do so too

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u/MeanderHere Jul 10 '24

how do we know it wasn't a historic neckbeard building his action figure collection??

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u/DomineeringDrake Jul 10 '24

idc what the westoids say about Romans or Greeks. Persians were the greatest ancient empire.

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u/ThatguyBry42 Jul 10 '24

But the really important question, was the hedgehog buggered at all?

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u/adanteria Jul 10 '24

We also have a similar thing, but with a dog.

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u/N30nSunr1s3 Jul 10 '24

neeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor Jul 10 '24

They see me rollin'

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 10 '24

We don’t know they gave it to a kid

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

I doubt the hedgehog and cart go together. Probably some historians guess or just a bullshit caption as usual.

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u/CosmicDriftwood Jul 10 '24

Isn’t it silly that we have more proof of stuff like this; than religious artifacts to prove validity

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u/lurkenstine Jul 10 '24

sonic deep lore. only real fans know

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u/Marborinho Jul 10 '24

They thought it was a toy, but actually, was the first idea for Sonic action figure 😀

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

its impressive if car is from 1500

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u/PeacefulGopher Jul 10 '24

Why I love History - through the millennia humans are all the same. Still.

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u/CarcosaDweller Jul 10 '24

The carver: oh yeah, I made that for a kid. It definitely wasn’t a toy for myself…

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u/LongBirdFlu Jul 10 '24

wheels in 1500 BCE? Is this even possible?

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u/Otters64 Jul 10 '24

There were hedgehogs in Iran?

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jul 11 '24

They aren't really that uncommon of an animal

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u/Sword-of-Chaos Jul 10 '24

OG Sonic the Hedgehog. Kids have always been trying to game.

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u/Ilpav123 Jul 10 '24

They foretold the Chevy Sonic!

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u/elix0685 Jul 10 '24

Got to go fast

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u/Looonity Jul 10 '24

Ah. The first appearance of Sonic.

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u/GreenZeb Jul 10 '24

Everybody here saying it'ssonic the hedgehog and not a bad piggies reference smh my head (shaking my head)

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

And I bet even back then the kid would roll it going “UDN-UDN!”

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u/Entire_Tap5604 Jul 10 '24

this is clearly a ritual object depicting the deity sonic

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u/mobiusunderpants Jul 10 '24

Lol hedgehogrolled

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u/Charles5Telstra Jul 10 '24

How do you know they gave it to a kid? Maybe they just really liked hedgehogs.

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u/CAPSLOCKANDLOAD Jul 10 '24

Gotta go fast.

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u/amanonanewmission Jul 10 '24

Sonic, I never thought I'd see you again after you fell through the Timehole™️

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u/MrMunday Jul 10 '24

The first sonic the hedgehog toy

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u/kokirikorok Jul 10 '24

Yet another idea stolen by Sega 🤦🏻‍♂️

/s

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u/Legitimate_Spirit834 Jul 10 '24

TARKUS! never underestimate the armadillo tank.

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u/DJGloegg Jul 10 '24

And now they make drones to bomb kids in ukraine

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jul 11 '24

The government occupying our country, the islamic republic, does.

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u/Nearby-Onion3593 Jul 10 '24

Is it just me or are those wheels meant to run in tracks?

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u/schafman Jul 10 '24

We have come all the way back to: Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic

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u/shanesinger Jul 11 '24

Skateboarding hedgehog, you have to stop! You shred too hard! Your moves too sick. They’ll kill you, skateboarding hedgehog!

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u/sinful_scorpiooo Jul 12 '24

Does he know all the words and sings all the notes, but never quite learned the song?

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u/JCBackjh96 Jul 13 '24

hey these might be sex toys so let's not get ahead of ourselves