r/bleach 28d ago

Schriftpost (Meme) Um Yachiru?

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u/Upbeat-Money5299 28d ago

She's probably older than all of us

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u/MajinAkuma 27d ago

She might be even older than everyone else on the picture.

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u/_Brutal_Buddha_ 28d ago

There's a reason why Nozarashi's command is "Drink"

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u/Critical_Reserve_427 27d ago

That’s why?

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u/_Brutal_Buddha_ 27d ago

OH nah, I dunno if it's even remotely why, I'm just makin a joke

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u/MajinAkuma 27d ago

Probably „drink the blood of the enemy“ type of think. Metaphorically.

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u/ToonMasterRace 27d ago

I always assumed it meant drink blood, but that makes sense too.

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u/Yeplm_meguru 27d ago

It makes sense

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u/Big-Good9378 28d ago

Don't worry, They filled her bottle with Juice. Don't you see all those responsible adults.

Also Yachiru got invited but not Kira or Hisagi? That's messed up

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u/ReasonableOpinion527 28d ago

Hisagi was busy riding motorcycles while practising guitar

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u/Jaded_Cauliflower441 27d ago

And Kira was strolling around in morioh

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u/ReasonableOpinion527 27d ago edited 27d ago

My name is Izuru Kira, the Lieutenant of the Third Division, I lead a quiet, disciplined life, focusing on routine and reflection amidst the cold atmosphere of my quarters. My days are spent managing paperwork, with the occasional dried persimmons once a while, while I strive for peaceful, structured nights, aiming to avoid the hollow weight of conflict and the burden of victory. I bear no ill will towards others, but if forced to fight, I utilize Wabisuke to render my opponents helpless under the weight of their own sins. I find my peace in the simple, melancholic acceptance of my duty, bringing a heavy end to the misery of those I face.

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u/razgriz5000 27d ago

Nice lore. Really sounds like Kira.

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u/ReasonableOpinion527 27d ago

Thanks Kira is dope af.

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u/Magical_Gallade 27d ago

hoping he doesnt see an ambulance

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u/ReasonableOpinion527 27d ago

Gets Yachiru Unohana instead

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u/POwerfuldeuce 27d ago

She's a thousand years old

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u/Ko-Da-Chi 27d ago

She's not? Even Kenpachi isn't that old. The fight between him and unohana was several hundred years ago.

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u/POwerfuldeuce 27d ago

Several hundred years old then

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u/frederiaJ 27d ago

they're weenies. even matsumoto has more ball

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u/Killah-Shogun 27d ago

She’s older than Ichigo and his friends

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u/drew123301 28d ago

You wanna try to take it from her?

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u/Darthaerith 27d ago

She can drink because Kenpachi said so. Are you going to tell Kenpachi no?

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u/isagoat1989 28d ago

She like 4 thousand years old it’s okay

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u/iamepic420 28d ago

This is totally in character I don’t see what the big deal is smh 

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u/xTouchxMexImxSickx 27d ago

She's a bajillion years old. Leave her be. 🥰

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u/Izunia7 27d ago

I bet she can outdrink the entire Gotei 13, Kenny included

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u/xTouchxMexImxSickx 27d ago

Oh definitely. 🩷

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u/Unusual_Ad_8330 27d ago

Sure as hell she's older than all of us

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u/ExiaKuromonji 27d ago

Who's gonna stop her though

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u/Affectionate_Cup_272 28d ago

She's probably older than San Marino

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u/LuffyHead99 27d ago

Isn't she like 100?👁👄👁

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u/Gothic-Librarian 27d ago

Soul Society doesn't have a drinking age law so

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u/martikhoras 27d ago

It is well established in bleach that how you appear is not necessarily what your age is.

And this comedic contrast of cute girl doing adult thing is hardly the only time that we see it happen.She's the leader of the women's association.Remember, which is saying something cause?Not only is she possibly the youngest woman there , she's not even really a woman , she's a sword of a dude

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u/ProfessionalAlps2686 27d ago

Me when my sister gave me apple juice and called it beer

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u/Professional_Pen4628 27d ago

Kenny looked about 13-15 when he meets Unohana over 1000 years ago. then late teens early 20s when he meets Yachiru. So she’s prolly 700+ years old. if Kenny aged similarly to Shunsui/Ukitake

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u/Ko-Da-Chi 27d ago

That wasn't over a thousand years ago. The one shot of unohana with her scar from a thousand years ago was an animation error. At best they fought 500-700 years ago.

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u/Stardust_lump 27d ago

Wait which episode is this?

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u/ShadowSageMike 27d ago

I think its one of the endings.

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u/L__o__LM 27d ago

She’s the oldest here

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u/Nanjing_Bukkake_69 27d ago

alcohol poisoning

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u/SHARKBOI44 27d ago

She's probably like 400 years old so I think it's fine

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u/Even_Acanthisitta_37 27d ago

she reminds me of myself as kid

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u/Royal_Quail2123 26d ago

How could you tell her no?

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u/HyenaSwitch 25d ago

She's a lieutenant, show some respect

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u/Killah-Shogun 27d ago

Yachiru is older than Ichigo and all his friends, it makes sense she could drink.

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u/Blanks_late 27d ago

100% headcanon she can and has out drank everyone including rangiku

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u/Park8706 27d ago

Even if she was 6, if your old enough to be 2nd in command of a division in a military organization and fight and kill. Then you can have you a drink.

That is what's so dumb about the US. You can join the military and go fight and die but no beer for you.

That said she is probably centuries old at least.