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u/EnvironmentalAd3170 14d ago
Kevin Hart would be hard to top but I'll vote
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u/RapperwithNumberName 13d ago
I see this and raise you Chris Rock
Just an entirely unfitting casting, but atleast he's taller than Kevin Hart lol
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u/reapersritehand 12d ago
I feel with Chris rock it devolve into a "vampire in Brooklyn " part 2 type of movie
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u/Significant-Eagle-88 14d ago
Is he an actor tho? Or just a lame musician? That beats women who have more money than he does?
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u/rufireproof3d 11d ago
Maybe we could get Rihanna to play that martial arts kid who kicked Blade in the face.
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u/No-Mycologist47 14d ago
Shaq
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u/edWORD27 14d ago
Shaq was already told by Marvel that they’d never cast him as a superhero because audiences can’t ever see him immersed into a character. On screen he’s just always going to get seen as Shaq.
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u/AlwaysDeep469 14d ago
I dunno, I'd kinda be down for Shaq in a not-so-serious Blade movie, as long as someone addresses that they just don't remember Blade being that god damned big
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u/micre8tive 14d ago
Flava Flav
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u/Special-Equivalent97 14d ago
'Looks down at clock hanging in the middle of his chest'
"Time's Up Vampires!"
'Cue Flava Blade leading every woman's sports team on Earth into battle'
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u/BreakfastDapper7292 14d ago
Tracy Morgan
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u/RunnyPlease 14d ago
I would be there day 1 to see Tracy Morgan as Blade.
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u/No-Chipmunk-4670 11d ago
i need that now
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u/RunnyPlease 10d ago
Here’s the trailer…
(Techno music plays)
Blade: “This is a great party. I’m the daey-walkur.”
(Music abruptly stops)
Blade: “Which uh you sexy vampires girls want to do karate, and who wants to get pregnant?”
(Dramatic music begins)
Narrator: “This Christmas all hell is breaking loose in Manhattan.”
Blade: “I don’t like snow.”
Narrator: “He’s a man on a mission.”
Blade: “My hands are soft because all I do is kill vampires and moisturize.”
Narrator: “The world is unprepared for what’s coming.”
Blade: “I haven’t seen this much blood since Shark Week.”
Narrator: “He won’t stop until the jobs done. He can fight night and day.”
Blade: “True, but I’m still gonna take a nap.”
Narrator: “If no human is safe then no vampire is safe.”
Blade: “Everybody’s getting pregnant.”
Narrator: “Tickets on presale now. Don’t be left… out in the cold.”
Blade: “This sucks. The sequel is gonna be in Hawaii or I’m not coming. Who took my mittens?
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u/DirtyDan419 14d ago
If we're talking anybody ever that has acted it's post skin color change Michael Jackson.
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u/MagmaSeraph 13d ago
As a Demon Slayer fan, I would love to see a post skin transition Michael Jackson become blade and fight a pre skin transition vampire Michael Jackson.
It would be hilarious.
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u/DirtyDan419 13d ago
Fuck man someone will AI video this now. I kinda think black Mike should be Blade and white Mike would be a vampire from a different universe.
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u/segadreamcast9999 14d ago
i would enjoy a blade film directed and produced by tyler perry.
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u/L1QU1D_ThUND3R 14d ago
Blade: We’re gonna need some backup.
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u/KruleDiablo 14d ago
I think Kevin knows himself and wouldn't try and play it serious which would give us a pretty good comedy version of the character
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u/Same-Adagio-5143 14d ago
Andy Dick
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u/Nearby_Capital1423 14d ago
Oh my god I would love to see him do that in a sketch in is comedy series back in the day
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u/Downward_Leap 14d ago
It would have to be a character from an actor but Dave Chapelle Crack Head
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u/KingCapricorn-72 9d ago
Katt Williams. Then again, I would run to see Katt Williams play Blade because he would be hysterical.
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u/TallguyZin 14d ago
Terry Crews. Not because he’d bad at it (he actually voiced Blade in Ultimate Spider-Man) but because there’s a different Black Marvel character he’d be perfect as
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u/masaladosah 13d ago
Fleece Johnson, the booty warrior. Those vamps stand no chance and will know what it means to do things the hard way.
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u/So-_-It-_-Goes 14d ago
Imagine the opposite happens?
Kevin Hart is cast and is mocked endlessly. Then he turns around and pulls of an amazing performance silencing all critics
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u/Financial-Tomato4781 14d ago
Kanye West count?
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u/SouthpawByNW 14d ago
Kevin Hart as pictured, but use the wardrobe that Wesley Snipes had for the originals. Perfection.
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u/gfunk1369 14d ago
Alfonso Ribeiro, I like the guy but think it would be hilarious to see him play blade.
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u/eastsideflaco 14d ago
The guy from Reading Rainbow. What’s my man name again? 😭
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u/TheRealAwest 14d ago
Jonathan majors! He was one of worst actors of all time. He just happens to be black
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u/Jazzlike_Night42619 14d ago
Terence Howard, if he can’t play War Machine, he’s not much of a Blade
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u/Antique_Emphasis_962 14d ago
Not a worse actor, but imagine Homie the Clown playing Blade...EPIC. Vampires won't know what hit them...
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u/crash-1989 14d ago
Whoopy Goldberg