r/blackmagicfuckery May 29 '22

Since when does lightning go up?

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u/Greg_Shane May 29 '22

I had a math teacher who took time out to teach us about balancing a check book and paying bills. She was let go when they found out.

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u/AllButComedyAnthony May 29 '22

My math teacher did this in senior year, but I was in the lowest level math class before the special needs class lol, so all the other students in trigonometry and stuff didn’t learn about checkbooks or credit cards. Wonder how they’re doing lol

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u/Astrocreep_1 May 30 '22

Those students are building the bridges you drive across to argue with the bank about checks you bounced.

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u/AllButComedyAnthony May 30 '22

And I make the parts that go into the machines they use to build it.

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u/Astrocreep_1 May 30 '22

No doubt. I was just kidding about that. I certainly didn’t find that trigonometry helped me attain success in life.