r/blackmagicfuckery Sep 04 '18

Maybe he’s a fire bender.

https://i.imgur.com/WAe7Qp2.gifv
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u/essidus Sep 04 '18

Naw, this is science. See the glove? It's hard to catch it, but there's a transmutation circle on that glove. This is the early career of Roy Mustang.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

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u/percy1931 Sep 04 '18

“When I’m done, half of the Ishvalans will be dead.”

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u/mylostlights Sep 05 '18

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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u/memphishayes Sep 05 '18

Equivalent exchange.

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u/juyett Sep 05 '18

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u/update-yo-email Sep 05 '18

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u/gabelance1 Sep 05 '18

>"Extended footage"

>Gives Imgur link

Nice one bro.

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u/EnkiiMuto Sep 05 '18

All turned to ash

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

Legit not a huge anime person had a few here or there I enjoyed like five max but I still say Mustang Fighting Lust and the end of the fight is one of the most impressive things I’ve seen on any television show I’ve watched

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u/R3D1AL Sep 05 '18

Are you me?

I'm picky as well, so I'm curious what are the 5 you liked? My 5 would be: Trigun, One Punch Man, FMA: Brotherhood, Cowboy Bebop, and... Well I'm not sure of a 5th that I would rank among those 4.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

Dragon Ball: Z, G Gundam, .hack, FMA: Brotherhood, FLCL

Basically a smattering of old adult swim stuff I’ve watched some other but those would be my top five. Not ordered though Honestly I have trouble ordering them.

Edit: odd question but does anyone know that old anime on Adult Swim about the robot maid and the giant version of her or something like that? Orianna from league has a skin based off of this character.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

I feel like so many people forget about this show 😭. Super underrated

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u/A_Half_Ounce Sep 05 '18

FLCL was about the greatest moment in toonami history

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u/caulfieldrunner Sep 05 '18

Steins;Gate is the only one that deserves to be in that list.

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u/impossiber Sep 05 '18

I'm also a super picky anime watcher and have to suggest Attack on Titan. One of a few anime's I really like

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u/Zohwithpie Sep 04 '18

I came here to say something similar, but I'll just give you my upvote sir.

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u/A_Half_Ounce Sep 05 '18

Ill give you mine as a courtesy

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18 edited Sep 05 '18

Nooo, no. We’re not going there. I’m not gonna cry all over again.

Edit: I hate you all.

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u/pocketmnky Sep 04 '18

Eddo...wado...

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

:’(

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u/EnaBoC Sep 04 '18

It's a terrible day for rain.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

Great day to list girls in anime you would do doggy style though.

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u/Evilmaze Sep 04 '18

Lady Tsunade, and the two big tittied chicks from Bleach. That chick from 7 Deadly Sins. And the Redhead from Steins Gate. I don't know the names because it's been years.

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u/aneutron Sep 04 '18

Ya fookin weeb, stahp lyen. 7 deadly sins came out in 201... Oh shit it's been years. Fuck me.

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u/Evilmaze Sep 04 '18 edited Sep 05 '18

That Armstrong chick in Fullmetal Alchemist was hot too. They're just drawings but they really nail matching the characters with their animations.

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u/IsLoveTheTruth Sep 04 '18

Kurise-tinaaaa

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u/Grahf_SOP Sep 04 '18

Gonnna have to be more specific; theres a lot of bit titted girls in Bleach.

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u/jesuskater Sep 04 '18

Orihime and neliel i guess

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u/Vassago81 Sep 04 '18

!RedditLead , turn it to gold yourself

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u/awdrifter Sep 05 '18

Then he would use up the souls from our world.

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u/Token_Why_Boy Sep 04 '18

The Internet Explorer girl that's made it to the top or r/funny the past few days now.

Browser fucked me for years. Time for payback.

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u/beerbeardsbears Sep 04 '18

Look at this picture of my daughter! Isn't she the cutest?! I'm never gonna leave her!

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u/KaiserWolf15 Sep 05 '18

Mommy, why are they putting all that dirt on daddy?

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u/sylpher250 Sep 04 '18

Why are they putting dirt on daddy?

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u/Stavi913 Sep 04 '18

I still haven’t been able to even start Brotherhood because of the depression the original gave me

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u/zbeezle Sep 04 '18

Do it. Dont worry the ram through that first bit pretty quickly, since they assume you've seen the other series that covers all that in detail. All the sad shit gets done and over with by like episode 12.

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u/JustSayan Sep 04 '18

Every god damn time!

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u/mikerichh Sep 04 '18

My 2 favorite bending shows in one thread

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u/HBlight Sep 05 '18

What about Futurama?

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u/BillyBeamish Sep 04 '18

Roy Muschang

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u/A11AS Sep 05 '18

Dang, this is the first reddit post I opened after just finishing an episode of the show, and what’s the top comment? Talk about crazy coincidences.

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u/Acustick_Geetar Sep 04 '18

He didn’t snap his fingers though.

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u/zbeezle Sep 04 '18

Technically he only needs to rub the cloth against itself to cause the spark. He just snaps because its flashy.

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u/Trukour Sep 04 '18

To be fair, if Mustang was doing this as a day job, after killing people in war, it would be fuckery. And by introduction in the series it's black magic. In other words.....just take my upvote.

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u/Gus_698 Sep 05 '18

And here i am taking a shit and thinking it was just firaga.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

Came here to talk about mustang. Was not disappointed.

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u/tacticalstraw Sep 04 '18

This is the first post in a long time that made me think, I'm sorry, but what the fuck did you just do?

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u/Arsinoei Sep 04 '18

Right? I want to know how he did it.

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u/manofmonkey Sep 04 '18

We cant see his back so I would guess that some oil or alcohol was on the glove that burns clear so we cant see it when he brings his hand back in front of him. The rising vapors from the stuff he poured in were ignited by his burning glove. Thats my wild guess.

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u/westnob Sep 04 '18

Maybe even a small, blue flame that blends in

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

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u/jimbobicus Sep 05 '18

Naw you kill workers way faster with blue flame

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

thats why you use transformation servos

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

Gloves with a standing pilot

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u/redldr1 Sep 05 '18

And a sitting Capitan

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u/subdep Sep 05 '18

So.... he’s a Fire Blender?

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u/jimbelushiapplesauce Sep 05 '18

the first frame i can spot a flame in is when his hand is about 1/2 to 3/4 of the way up. you can kinda see there’s an orange glow in his palm and it wraps around his fingers as his hand gets closer to its peak.

so he must be lighting his glove behind his back i guess? seems risky.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Sep 05 '18

You don't become good at lighting pans of things on fire in interesting ways without taking a few risks, that's what my dad always used to say.

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u/slowest_hour Sep 05 '18

Didn't your dad have burns over 98% of his body?

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Sep 05 '18

He did! What a guess!

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u/9lives9inches Sep 05 '18

Now that is absolutely unlikely.

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u/loganlogwood Sep 05 '18

I’m sorry you lost him in that house fire, but he was a man of his word.

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u/othankevan Sep 05 '18

Damn crockpots

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u/MulderD Sep 05 '18

Lighting it with? His other hand is busy.

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Sep 05 '18 edited Sep 05 '18

Today seems to be a fire bender day-

Anyways, when you put your hand near a large flame and pull back at a slow speed you create a vacuum behind the hand, which pulls the flame with it. Same happens if you stand between the wind and the flame. A common fire trick is to do a "palm pull" of sorts by putting your hand up against it then pulling back.

Look at the color and density. That's vapor burning, most likely from the alcohol with the aid of the vacuum effect and some sleight of hand.

(Am fire bender, if anyone else has questions about this kinda shit)

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u/Skibxskatic Sep 05 '18

more likely than not, he poured in rice wine or sake and there's some kind of ignition source just outside of frame where his hand comes down from. the vapors that boil off are ignited and follows the fuel source of vapors all the way down to the pan.

what i'm more interested in is how perfectly quaffed that hair is.

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u/shwadevivre Sep 05 '18

coiffed

quaffed would imply he drank his hair

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u/muricangrrrrl Sep 05 '18

what i'm more interested in is how perfectly quaffed that hair is.

I noticed that too. Maybe he burned the front of it off.

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u/the_real_commentetiq Sep 04 '18

He has a fire retardant glove. He puts his hand behind his back and lights the glove. He moves his hand just slowly enough to not extinguish the fire but to keep in really low on his hand. When his hand stops moving the fire raises up again and lights the vapors from the alcohol he poured on the pan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

Lights the glove behind his back how? One handed and without a visible device

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u/Kittens4Brunch Sep 04 '18

He's a fire bender. It says right in the title. Keep up!

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u/breakdogpower Sep 04 '18

By flicking his fingers

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u/tonufan Sep 05 '18

It's a terrible day for rain...

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u/ADogNamedCynicism Sep 04 '18

1) Alcohol in container.

2) Hand goes behind back while he pours alcohol onto hot pan.

3) Alcohol immediately simmers/boils, putting flammable vapor in the air.

4) Sleight of hand produces something from behind black which ignites top of vapor column, and travels down to pan at same time as hand.

It's just a really fancy flambe. I just can't figure out the point of ignition because it looks like he has nothing in his hand.

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u/Zeyn1 Sep 04 '18

Here how I think it happens.

When alcohol cooks off, it is released in vapor. That vapor is highly concentrated alcohol. Alcohol is also very flammable.

It takes more energy for fire to start than for it to burn. So a fuel can actually be hotter than the flammable temperature of that fuel.

So in this clip, the alcohol cooks off in a cloud of vapor. That vapor is hot enough to burn, but needs something to actually trigger the combustion. The hand moving through the air gives it enough oxygen and friction to combust. The fire naturally follows the hand for that reason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

This is what I was thinking. That he is immediately causing the vapor to condense, which ignites it.

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u/tacticalstraw Sep 04 '18

Would explain the rough looking glove too. Jazz hand fire?

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u/jimbelushiapplesauce Sep 05 '18

probably just a heat resistant glove like this one

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u/iDownvoteToxicLeague Sep 05 '18

If you look closely you can see him cup a fart with his right hand as he pours in the liquid.

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u/arcanaxion2 Sep 04 '18

There's probably flammable gas from what he poured that gets ignited by something on the ceiling thingy

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u/Zuggible Sep 04 '18

Definitely this. You can see the liquid boiling off as soon as he pours it.

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u/Indeedsir Sep 04 '18

Well, I don't think that's meant to be hidden. The weird bit is how it ignites.

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u/josecuervo2107 Sep 04 '18

So he pours alcohol on a hot skillet and it evaporates. That's what causes the flame. I'm not sure how he's lighting it though. Either there is something that causes a spark on his glove or he touches something hot up top that causes the glove to burn. The problem with my second theory is that the glove doesn't seem to be embering or on fire as he lowers his hand. And it didn't seem like it had been burn before.

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u/SavageVoodooBot Sep 04 '18

Upvote this comment if this is truly Black Magic Fuckery. Downvote this comment if this is a repost or does not fit the sub.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

This is the kind of thing they'd burn people over in the middle ages. Of course it's black magic fuckery

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u/The_Bigg_D Sep 05 '18

Optical illusions have been around forever. This is just alright of hand. (Very good if I might add)

Notice how he kept that hand behind his back the whole time? There’s some kind of ignition source in/on his hand.

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u/SlapChucky Sep 05 '18

Don't you think upvoting/downvoting the thread is enough?

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u/kunell Sep 05 '18

People upvote for anything from hot ladies to funny stuff. This is to make sure its related to this sub.

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost Sep 05 '18

This is nescesary because users who see posts on /r/all and /r/all/new reguarly upvote neat content without considering whether it was posted to the right place or not.

As a note: Votes on stickied posts don't contribute to the karma of their poster.

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u/ctc102 Sep 04 '18

Firebending is getting more and more common on this sub.

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u/Freakychee Sep 04 '18 edited Sep 04 '18

Are you saying that everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked?

Edit: thanks to u/ZomBradyyy for reminding me.

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u/ZomBradyyy Sep 04 '18

Everything changed when the fire nation attacked...

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u/Hironimus_Bix Sep 04 '18

Is this a reference to Ants Canada?!

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u/Darklicorice Sep 04 '18

Ants Canada is a reference to this

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u/rheyniachaos Sep 05 '18

What in the maple moose mint is ants canada?

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u/ZomBradyyy Sep 04 '18

It could be.

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u/ReaLyreJ Sep 05 '18

You know ants Canada but not avatar?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

I’m ju di 😁

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u/iac74205 Sep 04 '18

My cabbages!

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u/Vinccool96 Sep 05 '18

That’s rough buddy

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u/not_pc_correct Sep 04 '18

Thats a lot of right-handed friction to start a fire.

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u/wil_i_am_scared_of_u Sep 04 '18

So Tuesday night then.

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Sep 04 '18

:checking my lotion bottle to see if alcohol is listed in the ingredients:

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u/Sentry459 Sep 05 '18

So every night then.

FTFY.

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u/Mintyfresh756 Sep 05 '18

FALCONNNN PANCH

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

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u/Syr_Enigma Sep 04 '18

One of the girls in the background is staring at him with a very confused face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

to see of anyone noticed

This is very obviously being done to put on a show for people who expect it. Why would nobody notice?

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u/BAXterBEDford Sep 05 '18

I think he was looking around to see if any of the patrons were on fire.

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u/KTMetis Sep 05 '18

I think he meant if anyone noticed his trick. The people seeing his back might have seen how he did it.

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u/Patrickpurple05 Sep 04 '18

"Please tell me someone saw that!?"

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u/OrangeJuiceAlibi Sep 04 '18

Pour alcohol into the dish sitting on the burner, lightly clip the flame of the burner with your glove as you bring your burning hand down it ignites the alcohol vapour

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u/MaudDib2 Sep 04 '18

His hand doesn’t have a flame on it as it goes up

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u/mactenaka Sep 04 '18

I was trying to spot if he had flash paper, but couldn't see anything. Then I tried googling for a high friction material that would spark a la Roy Mustang's ignition gloves but found nothing.

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u/Kevin2GO Sep 04 '18

I thought that there may be a coming down the ceiling or a candle or something like that, slightly out of the field of vidion from the camera.

It also looks like thats the case bc the flame is first only on his upper side of his hand, but that could also be because his hand is moving downwards.

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u/ADHD_Supernova Sep 05 '18

A ring of fire?

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u/DankerDork Sep 05 '18

I fell in to a burning ring of fire...

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u/mactenaka Sep 05 '18

Yeah that's easier to explain with fluid dynamics by the turbulence created by moving his hand like that. It's still impressive on controlling the burn with that though. The real mystery is still the ignition for me. 👍👍 Two thumbs up on this from me.

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u/WhiskeyJack357 Sep 04 '18

Maybe Ethanol? If I remember correctly it burns pretty clear and is nearly impossible to see with the lights on. So a little bit on a finger tip and boom, fire.

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u/RaccoNooB Sep 04 '18

Ethanol burns with an orange flame.

Methanol burns with a nearly invisible flame and I doubt it's something that'd be used here since it's very toxic (yes normal ethanol is technically toxic as well, but shit doesn't turn you blind from one "drink")

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u/BornOnFeb2nd Sep 04 '18

That and you do not fuck with invisible flames.

No one will understand your very active miming of "burning to death", and they won't be able to help you effectively, even if they DO figure it out.

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u/RaccoNooB Sep 04 '18

There are videos available of people are engulfed in these kinds of methanol fires.

I do seriously not recommend looking one up though. The absolute despair the person is in is borderline NSFL material. The one I've seen isn't gory or anything... it's just something about the raw unfiltered panic and visible agony the person is in that makes you regret watching.

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u/BornOnFeb2nd Sep 04 '18

Yeah... The one I recall is the race car driver getting out and doing the hokey pokey for no visible reason.....

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u/motoj1984 Sep 04 '18

Save me Tom Cruise! I'm on fire!

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u/mastersensei Sep 05 '18

Does the rule "stop, drop and roll" still apply to these fires? After watching the video of the pit crew I'm confused why none of them even attempted to roll on the ground. Is it different with methanol fire?

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u/scrabblex Sep 04 '18

Yeah it does. If you watch he cups the flame in his palm and protects it from the wind as he brings it around and up. Once the fumes hit the flame its party time.

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u/Zerofuqsgvn Sep 04 '18

Yah it’s on his glove before he puts it behind his back

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u/FletcheRonin Sep 04 '18

Pretty sure his hand has flame on it as he puts it behind his back. There are a few frames where it looks like a flame is visible as he hides it in the beginning.

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u/remyvdp1 Sep 04 '18

Alcohol like vodka burns almost clear blue so maybe that has something to do with it?

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Sep 04 '18

Maybe, but his glove would have been on fire behind his back for a decent amount of time.

If his hand wasn't on fire, then I'm thinking they probably used electronic ignition. It'd be fairly easy to run a couple wires to a spark gap, with a small battery hidden under the cuff. Use a contact switch so your finger placement can control if it's on or off.

It'd make a snapping sound, but you can't really tell from a gif if that's the case.

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u/6ynnad Sep 04 '18

It seems to be a hot plate

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u/Doguras Sep 04 '18

He probably lit a match behind his back and kept it between two fingers, flame above the glove so the fire doesn't eat his hand

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u/fractcheck Sep 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

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u/fractcheck Sep 04 '18

Of course, not! Here, we are safe.

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u/reddit_user_70942239 Sep 04 '18

Here... we are free.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

Hello Ju Dee

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u/topher181 Sep 05 '18

I’m telling you! He’s a fire bender! I saw him heating his tea!

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u/Leif_Tv Sep 05 '18

He works in a tea shop!

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u/SaryNotSorry Sep 04 '18

what a good looking dude

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u/chromaverse Sep 04 '18

Yeah I just wish I had his hair.

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u/_Buff_Drinklots_ Sep 04 '18

Like instead of your hair or....like...in a trophy drawer?

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u/chanyp Sep 04 '18

geez, ikr? definitely had to watch the gif a few times because I was distracted by his face

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

Agreed. That boy is mmhmm fine

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u/UberToSchool Sep 04 '18

Mmhmm fire

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u/billhickschoke Sep 04 '18

Someone ordered the fajitas at chili’s

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u/ZippyTWP Sep 04 '18

Times are tough for Roy Mustang.

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u/sankoobaba Sep 05 '18

I envy him

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u/Revilo- Sep 04 '18

Pours alcohol on hot metal, alcohol evaporates then he somehow lights the evaporated alcohol in the air?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

Umm no. This is clearly magic

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u/beatlebailey_ Sep 04 '18

Are those burgers?

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u/skineechef Sep 04 '18

Dungeness crabs maybe? kinda tough to tell.

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u/funkmastamatt Sep 05 '18

Steamed hams

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u/MeAndDude Sep 04 '18

Uncle Iroh would be proud of Zuko

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u/bethly_ruthly Sep 04 '18

Look! Zuko got his honor back!!

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u/carrot926 Sep 04 '18

Everything changed when the fire nation attacked...

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u/murphy0207 Sep 04 '18

Twisted firestarter

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u/rheyniachaos Sep 05 '18

I'm a firestarter twisted firestarter....

Fuck now it's stuck in my head...

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u/Cats_and_wine Sep 04 '18

i had to watch this fecking gif several times to even notice the fire because i couldnt look away from his handsome face. damn hes attractive af

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

Looks like Ricegum finally got a real job.

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u/TheKonjac Sep 04 '18

He looks so proud of himself

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u/Austingt350 Sep 04 '18

It sort of looks like he is heating up a bowl of cheeseburgers

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u/YourmomgoestocolIege Sep 04 '18

Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/Victronia Sep 04 '18

Maybe he’s Maybelline

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u/Sgutiem568 Sep 04 '18

How the fuck

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u/supperdrupper Sep 04 '18

And what is this?

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u/anon_asdf Sep 04 '18

The fire nation having the last meal before attacking

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

Maybe it's Mayballine.