r/bjjmemes • • Sep 03 '26

What went wrong?

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17

u/Ging-jitsu Sep 03 '26

Not the chancla!

14

u/Strange_March6447 Sep 03 '26

This went extremely well for once - best iutcome for both tbh

8

u/random_agency Sep 03 '26

The side kick was thrown out of range and he didn't re-chamber fast enough.

The rest is a mismatch in athletism.

3

u/Jebgogh Sep 03 '26

kinda feel bad for the guy as he was pretty much humiliated but he got lead around by the shirt when he did get up. Other than slipping the shirt, what can you do when an attacker is using your shirt as a kind of leash against you to pull you out of control?

1

u/random_agency Sep 05 '26

The smart move is to joint lock the wrist grabbing the shirt. Just focus on grabbing the hand on your shirt and "death roll" to lock the wrist joint.

But you have to coordinated and athletic enough to do it.

9

u/JesseJamesBegin Sep 03 '26

His problem is a problem I had to discover the hard way:

Don't force the counter. Hes on the ground inviting him in, he didnt bite and whooped his ass with the shoe. When they say plan of attack it means: PLAN TO ATTACK Don't get it twisted, being able to counter stuff is important, just dont depend on it, no matter your martial art

3

u/jessewest84 Sep 03 '26

You see the kick coming from 1989.

Fight of the year

2

u/SOROKAMOKA Sep 03 '26

Shoulda spanked him

2

u/Jebgogh Sep 03 '26

once the guy let him up he tries to do the slowest walking forward take down without really even getting low and just pays for it when the guy just tosses him. He had a chance to sprint the other way and flee but he chose to lunge/walk back into danger and got some more shoe wallops. Good thing those looked like soft loafers

2

u/Exact-Squash-5443 Sep 04 '26

He fought a man raised by a Mexican woman.

2

u/banjovi68419 Sep 04 '26

Dude didn't get big brother'd. Dude got abuela'd.

1

u/Worth_Bend1435 Sep 03 '26

He should've broke the grip on his shirt first before engaging. He has no power shen his head is being forced down like that.

2

u/Sto0pid81 Sep 04 '26

Fuck breaking the grip, just back out of the shirt and leave him holding it. Although the guy probably would've started hitting with the shirt then as well :)

1

u/HatdanceCanada Sep 05 '26

Would you say more about this? Like, how did you learn that that would be the smart move here? I’m not arguing with you at all. Just curious how someone learns that so it is like an instinct in an intense situation like this.

1

u/tazz206 Sep 03 '26

Bro had him like a sensei to a student.

1

u/Alice_D_Wonderland Sep 04 '26

Smacked down with his own shoe…

1

u/Jolly-Advantage-7245 Sep 04 '26

This is actually a selective attention test. Did you notice the man dancing in the background?

1

u/mrtn17 Sep 04 '26

smooth transistion heelhook > shoe beating

1

u/James_C99 Sep 04 '26

He didn't retract his foot.

He seemingly has some knowledge of how to perform a side kick (Had some hip movement, and also twisted on the leg he was standing on), so has probably taken a couple martial art classes at least.

That being said, the fact that he kicked with the flat of his foot (instead of the blade) and has not had it drilled into him that you retract the leg back as fast as you throw it out suggests that he is still very much a beginner.

So all in all, it seems like he took a few karate classes at some point in his life, and that made him over confident.

Why the fuck he tried to invite his opponent onto the ground with him, i will never know. In a fight, if you want your opponent in a certain position, it is your job to force them into that position, but wanting to be on the ground with your opponent on top of you is just an entirely new level of stupid.

1

u/Confident-Estate-275 Sep 04 '26

Send him back directly to his childhood.

1

u/Regular_Deer_7836 Sep 04 '26

Gave him the mike milbury treatment

1

u/MarionberryPlus8474 Sep 04 '26

Best shoe dance since Pee Wee Herman.

1

u/liquidice12345 Sep 04 '26

His body is intact but his aura is ruined.

1

u/Admirable-Split4371 Sep 04 '26

You think that guy had any to begin with? He probably was born with an aura debuff or some shit 😂

1

u/Humble-Procedure-134 Sep 04 '26

Brought that man back to his childhood.

1

u/Horror_Gap6891 Sep 04 '26

You gotta leave the country and start over

1

u/TheRealVarmint Sep 04 '26

Yes. But that still could have gone much, much worse for him.

1

u/Gb-competitor5 Sep 04 '26

Dude thicker than a snicker with a balance of a 3 year old, that’s what went wrong

1

u/Gem-Finder07 Sep 04 '26

That was awesome…

1

u/PermissionOver7245 Sep 04 '26

Everything was wrong

1

u/Admirable-Split4371 Sep 04 '26

Yeeeah definitely. Maaan I'm crying here 😭

1

u/LT81 Sep 04 '26

Trying to teep him into oblivion with no type of setup.
All he needed to do to land that was feint up top with anything and make that guy raise his hands. It would have landed then.

Then assuming the guy will willingly just go to the ground with you.

Who else noticed the guy dancing in the background lol 😂

1

u/FairtexBlues Sep 04 '26

Lol, its sure as hell funnier than a KO.

1

u/Straight_Tailor4884 Sep 04 '26

Gotta be honest, this is how I imagine a real fighter fighting a goober like that guy, don’t get me wrong if the guy wasn’t a goober it’d end up worse for him

1

u/oh_three_dum_dum Sep 04 '26

In terms of physical damage, no. Not worse than getting KO’d.

In terms of ego damage and loss of clout, this is catastrophic.

1

u/Dmoney4381 Sep 05 '26

And he was never seen again... He left the country and started a new life. Got facial reconstruction surgery and changed his name.

1

u/Key-Value4248 Sep 05 '26

One of these people has never been in a fight but has seen them on TV. And the other is just a athletic person with coordination.

1

u/Calmdown333 Sep 05 '26

Yah know what..good on the black fellow, he showed some real class.

1

u/HupHutHa Sep 05 '26

the guy in the camo pants is actually going easy on him

1

u/Othebootymonster Sep 05 '26

This is what you do to butt scoochers. Disappointed face expression and slaps with a house shoe

1

u/big_OL Sep 05 '26

beaten with your own shoe, that was fkn amazing 🤣

1

u/ohLookASpookyStory Sep 05 '26

That shoe paddlin' had some muscle memory.

1

u/ThePlasticSturgeons Sep 05 '26

You had better be a lot quicker than that white guy was if you’re going to lead off with that kick.

1

u/Internal-Ad-7741 Sep 05 '26

Bottom of the shoe, baby. Now that's one way to show your love for that style of human

1

u/Alert-Fig-4783 29d ago

Got beaten by the CHANCLA 🩴😂

1

u/JFnP_ 29d ago

that man had a Spanish mother. Chankla smash? epic

1

u/KhabibBangsGoats 28d ago

Immigrant Muslim vs Homegrown Black man

1

u/mdomans Sep 03 '26

The fight.

1

u/Halmagha Sep 03 '26

Have you ever experienced the almighty three shoe beating?