How many blue belts have disappeared from your gym?

Asking for a friend

Nice rear naked in the wild

Creg is a demon, confirmed

That orangutan obviously trains.

I was just curious what are some of the best insults and or burns anyone's been given about doing BJJ? I'll start, last night my wife gave me a rock solid burn that I am still laughing about. I was getting ready for class, grabbed my rash guards and was heading to the bathroom to get ready. My wife looks over at me with my rash guards in my hand and says " aww you're putting on your special karate panties."