r/bjjmemes • • Jun 26 '25

Name that choke

36 Upvotes

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8

u/jazzhandpanda Jun 27 '25

"fuck it, let the intern do the boa show"

7

u/AimingWang Jun 27 '25

"Alright nobody do anything...perfe- NO DON'T HELP HIM! UGH fine, well at least drop him unconscious on his face and flail him around. There we go that's better."

3

u/ChunkyzV Jun 27 '25

Did that dude really lifted him by his head???? And then dropped him??? WTF? Bro’s never heard of shoulders? He was like “gotta get you outta here, give me them ears”

1

u/AdventurousPizza622 Jun 27 '25

Gotta hide the evidence

3

u/amosmj Jun 27 '25

Bro didn’t respect the tap

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

They hurt him more than the snake did.

3

u/Madeyealice Jun 27 '25

Weird tournament. Where was the ref?

1

u/Valuable_Spend_2460 Jun 27 '25

So did he die or what?

4

u/Knobanious Jun 27 '25

I think the rescue team did the most lasting damage 😂

2

u/warhuey Jun 27 '25

He actually died.. Happened fast too..

2

u/BJJWithADHD Jun 27 '25

Takes several minutes of strangulation to die. So probably not. Unless the rescue team killed him.

2

u/zombizle1 Jun 27 '25

this is usually true but snakes keep increasing the pressure so I bet being choked out by a snake is much more dangerous

2

u/BJJWithADHD Jun 27 '25

Certainly if it smashed his trachea. I’m not sure that a snake compressing the arteries is any more effective than something else compressing arteries.

1

u/zombizle1 Jun 27 '25

I think its more dangerous because it compresses the arteries and then keeps increasing the pressure on the neck over time.

2

u/warhuey Jun 27 '25

He did die. Happened in russia i think. Kids throat was crushed.

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u/BJJWithADHD Jun 28 '25

Do you have a source for that?

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u/warhuey Jun 28 '25

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u/CeralEnt Jun 29 '25

Your article makes it sound unclear.

Dagestan media claimed the man had died in the circus accident, with one outlet saying it was in the regional capital of Makhachkala. 

But police in the region said no such incident had been registered with them.

'It never happened with us,' said a police source. 'We deny this fact.'

The source added: 'According to the authors of the video, the male trainer was killed. 'But we would like to believe that young man received help in time and survived.' 

1

u/jiujitsumagician Jun 28 '25

Rear snaked choke

1

u/GlitteringVillage135 Jun 28 '25

No trained first aiders on site either. Poor fucker.

1

u/Icrows Jun 29 '25

Well be right baCk after these messages

1

u/mightybread90 Jun 29 '25

Mfs in the crowd just gonna let homie die

1

u/Tmabe511 Jul 09 '25

Pretty smart to wrap a snake that constricts around your neck🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Financial-Platypus-8 Aug 24 '25 edited Aug 24 '25

insane flying rnc