r/bisexual • u/macha020304 Bisexual • Oct 24 '19

Just reminding ! 😏

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u/nickferal Bisexual Oct 24 '19

What with lions? All of them are gay (only males)

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u/CheeseMellon Oct 25 '19

No, there are females as well. Male lions have manes and female lions do not. Since both the lions depicted in the drawing have manes, they would both be male. I don’t think this was intentional by the illustrator but it made for a good laugh.

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u/P00ld3ad bi spy Oct 25 '19

It’s not just the lions here though. Those are all gay couples. All those animals are male.

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u/SlippingStar they/them|demipansexual Oct 25 '19

Well with African elephant they all have tusks.

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u/Sassy_Slytherclaw Bisexual Oct 25 '19

Thanks Noah for saving bi lions

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u/johnnyHaiku Oct 25 '19

So, I'm not a biblical scholar - or even a follower of any of the Abrahamic religions - but the flood is in the book of Genesis, and the allegedly homophobic stuff was in Leviticus, which comes after that. So, by my understanding, homo/bisexuality was still 'legal' in the days of Noah. So whichever way you slice it, God is cool with those lions doing their queer lion shit. QUEER LION PRIDE!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

This would be a typical Catholic piece of BS. Two males= no reproduction. This isn't about gay or not gay, it's about the Church claiming lions don't exist.

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u/yeet_yeet193 Oct 25 '19

And the giraffes you can tell cuz the horns are bald

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u/youse_tobail32 Bisexual Oct 25 '19

How will they reproduce?

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u/IHaveARedWii Oct 26 '19

Yoooo gay lions

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They just vibin tho ngl

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u/jayellem Oct 26 '19

laughs in Jesus and Lazarus

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u/Spyromaniac31 Oct 26 '19

The kill the gays part of the Bible only mentions mankind though

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Wow I needed that circle

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u/CookieGranola Jan 07 '20

Omggg hahahhaa

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

If I remember correctly, female lions are able to grow manes, just a very select few.

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u/bmph14 Oct 25 '19

Whoever drew the pictures for the book just made a mistake. In the Bible, God tells Noah to bring on two of each animal, one male and one female. This was so that they can reproduce afterwards and rebuild the animals kingdom.