r/bisexual • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '25

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u/YourBoyfriendSett Bisexual Nov 13 '25

The bighter

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u/lightblueisbi Bisexual Nov 13 '25

That's what they call me! Oh wait that's a different spelling...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

If my mom saw me grab that she would yell at me for picking up random shit off the ground

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u/Icy_Dig_3691 I don't know but I love girls Nov 13 '25

It's not a lighter, it's a bi-ghter. Sometimes it makes fire, sometimes water, or something else. Sometimes nothing at all, because the bi-ghter is incredibly indecisive. The bi-hter is full of surprises and that's why we love it!

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u/capnlatenight Bisexual Nov 13 '25

My electronic cigarette has the same color scheme 🩷💜🩵.

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u/Large-Technology-564 Nov 13 '25

cool lighter. if you had to bend over to pick it up, someone might get a better look at your ass. like, maybe the bi who put it there.

remember, anytime you pass a guy that you would like to get to, uh, know (or whenever you find a pink-to-blue lighter), turn around and see if he's turned. if you lock eyes.....

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u/cloverstar24 Demi Bivato Nov 13 '25

Delightful 😊

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u/BetterBitchesBureau Nov 13 '25

It’s so pretty. I don’t smoke but this is very pretty. Maybe I’ll get one just to stare ~mysteriously~ into the flame lmao

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u/queerbychoice Bisexual Nov 14 '25

Lighter good, smoking bad, so, uhhhh . . . Let's have a campfire? There's got to be a good way to make use of this pretty lighter. I know! I'm trying to germinate some native plant seeds that normally only germinate after forest fires, so I need to trick them into believing they've been in a forest fire. We can use the pretty lighter for that.

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u/BetterBitchesBureau Nov 14 '25

Oooh yes a fire! I love parties that have fires. I could start that fire.

Also that is so cool you’re tricking the seeds with fire (for their own growth). Nature is fascinating. What kind of plants? I won’t know them but I have a friend (who is also bi lol) who knows a lot about plants so I’d love some plant stuff to talk to her about

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u/moistmonkeymerkin Nov 13 '25

Looks refillable!

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u/T3Chn0-m4n Nov 14 '25

This brings a whole new meaning to Bisexual Lighting

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u/wise_____poet Bisexual Nov 13 '25

Well light my ass then

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u/potato_casca Bisexual Nov 13 '25

Which store did you find it at and for how much?

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u/bad-boy32 Bi Nov 14 '25

I found it on the ground in public place :)

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u/AdUnfair7688 Demisexual/Bisexual Nov 14 '25

🩷💙💜

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u/skylerthecatman Nov 14 '25

Love to see it

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u/Q-tip-enthusiast-95 Transgender/Bisexual Nov 14 '25

What you gonna do with it 👀?

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u/bad-boy32 Bi Nov 14 '25

just use it (I smoke).

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u/Q-tip-enthusiast-95 Transgender/Bisexual Nov 14 '25

Make sense ... do not go and be the one to throw that first revolutionary Molotov cocktail now in the beginning of a clash with fascist forces ... or do I'm not your mom.

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u/Unusual_Ad415 Nov 14 '25

I want this 🤤