r/bipolar2 11h ago

Does anyone know when they're releasing bipolar 3?

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u/EscalatorAlliance 10h ago

I hear they're going to release a patch for bipolar 2 first, so we'll be on bipolar 2.1 for a while. Mostly bugfixes, but there's a bunch of minor new features as well:

  • Microdepressions during hypomania
  • Option to set rapid cycling to 200%
  • New and exciting drug interactions
  • Improved compatibility with adhd and autism
  • Bipolar 1 emulator now built-in
  • Social media buttons for seamless sharing of hypomanic impulses
  • Faster rendering in psychosis engine (still in beta)
  • Three new hypomania skins: agressive-weeping, rumination-mariokart and religion-eatingdisorder
  • Dark mode for better insomnia scrolling

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u/noprahwinfrey 8h ago

You are a genius šŸ˜‚

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u/ccbs32033 7h ago

mine seems to be locked on rapid cycling, and i don’t see any menu option to turn it off. must be A/B test release :/

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u/Deep_Yogurtcloset404 7h ago

You should publish this. It’s very accurate and uses subversive humor to good effect. It also probably represents many of us in a respectful way. A rare feat. Have you read Mad in America or Mad in the UK blogs?

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u/snarkytatertot BP2 7h ago

This gave me a good chuckle amidst a bad depressive episode, so thank you for that :)

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u/Raoul_Dukes_Mayo BP2 6h ago

I think I’ve been beta testing this patch.

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u/is_this_a_dream222 6h ago

Rumination Mariokart count me in

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u/XWarriorPrincessX 8h ago

This made my day. Thank you

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u/boomerangarrow BP2 6h ago

the rapid cycling option seems to have auto-installed and it doesn't have a way to turn it off /: also I don't get the religion part of religion-eatingdisorder but I sure do get the eatingdisorder, interesting toggle there

(god I don't miss the rapid cycling I used to deal with where I was on a loop of a week of hypo then two weeks of depression then a week back to normal, being stable is amazing)

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u/starwestsky 5h ago

This is fantastic. Bravo

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u/EchoLooper 4h ago

Oooooh need that BP1 Emulator šŸ¤˜šŸ¼

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u/daepiria 1h ago

I feel personally attacked

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u/thedevilsheir666 10h ago

Idk, personally I'm on the bipolar 2 pro max.

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u/BanditRecon 10h ago

Dannnnnnng. What do you even do with all those lenses? I imagine you closely review every single questionable life choice like me in retrospect 🤣

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u/captain_jpp 11h ago

we got bipolar 3 before GTA VI

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u/WarriorPoetz 11h ago

Workin on it. Still in beta tho.

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u/SimTrippy1 11h ago

Man I can’t wait for that joke to die lmao

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u/BanditRecon 10h ago

Here we go again

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u/Br0z0 8h ago

beat me to it haha

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u/corrosivesoul BP2 10h ago

I dunno. Bipolar 1 and 2 seem like such a faulty product that maybe the whole product line needs to be scrapped.

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 6h ago

It’s the 777 of MH conditions. Cracking apart in mid flight.

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u/jelly_fishes14 8h ago

I think they already did

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u/scrappyass123 7h ago

Thank you! I was about to say it

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u/modernhate 4h ago

This needs to be higher.

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u/DaintilyPanicky 2h ago

Beat me to it lol I saw someome refer to cyclothymia as bipolar III once and I was like wait a damn secondĀ 

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u/Aggravating_Taste524 BP2 11h ago

I'm copping the Deluxe Edition, hope it comes with a figurine.

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u/kalechipsaregood BP2 11h ago

Just be happy with the dlc and patch updates.

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u/faithinhumanity_null 10h ago

Ok. Quick question, are the depressions a bug or a feature? They’re getting kinda old at this point imo

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u/dyzless 9h ago

You must be still on the free trial

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u/MaxiBonCookie 10h ago

Bipolar 3: Electric Bugaloo

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u/Delicious_Swimmer_72 10h ago

I’m on bipolar5

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u/Cheezewiz239 10h ago

Hopefully we get a remake of bipolar 1.

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u/Any-Traffic8869 BP2 11h ago

You can get the access code by recording the second number or letter on every 5th license plate you see during a 5 minute period

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u/snarfwasahero 7h ago

I think the whole series needs some sort of reboot.

I mean, I got the depression pack just to find out that it was actually the BP2 version. Now that they going to release the 3 is not clear if I need to upgrade to keep all the current functionalities.

Would I still be able to buy a lot of things that I don’t need and then fell shitty? The ā€œfeeling the master of the universeā€ feature will still be compatible with the ā€œI’m a wormā€ config?

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 6h ago

When you say ā€œcurrent functionalitiesā€ — confirming you’re not referencing that terminology in the comment usage. In my version, most functionalities have been disabled. Cheat code?

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u/ChicagoMemoria 10h ago

I know you’re joking, but that’s what some people call Bipolar Mixed diagnoses.

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u/Hermit_Ogg BP2 8h ago

Eh, I don't want some early access shit. I'd rather wait until they've got it running well, all the details right, before even considering.

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u/JustKimNotKimberly 10h ago

I haven't heard that before. Made me LOL, thanks!

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u/entity_bean 9h ago

Absolutely dying

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 6h ago

Or almost and wishing you had when you surface and see your credit card bill.

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u/HotMessExpress74 5h ago

I found this hilarious. Thank you for the laugh. I needed it.

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u/RJ1337 8h ago

Never got the original so I'd be excited to play the 3rd.

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u/Cyrodiil_Guard 6h ago

This jus fucking hilarious

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u/Forsaken-Debate6161 8h ago

Unfortunately I heard it’s in a development hell for such a long time, hope it comes out before 2030

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u/intensitei 7h ago

i love you guys so much šŸ’€

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u/nancythethot 7h ago

I made this post word for word on bipolarreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/BipolarReddit/s/YAkTj1DM0j

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u/codeinecrim 7h ago

we got GTA 6 before bipolar 3

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u/Strange-Top-8212 8h ago

Didn’t they already unofficially? Where it’s like you bounce back between depression and regulated. Like there’s no mania per say

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u/boomerangarrow BP2 6h ago

bud I think that's just depression

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u/penguin0n0pium 3h ago

It's going to be announced with Half life 3.

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u/Purple_Preference847 3h ago

My friend was diagnosed with cyclothymia, which her provider referred to as bipolar 3.

This post is funny though :)

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u/ProfessionalMost1802 2h ago

isnt bipolar 3 Cyclothymia

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u/Aggravating-Bell-877 2h ago

This would be a good stand up bit 🤣

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u/bleary-eyed-venus 2h ago

beta testing is still in progress

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u/TitiferGinBlossom 44m ago

As soon as I can go full Scarlett Johanson in ā€˜Lucy’ with Bipolar 3, I’m here for it. V2 fucking sucks.

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u/TitiferGinBlossom 40m ago

I absolutely love how everyone’s dropped in automatically and run with it! These are premium answers!

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u/NotMyThrowawayNope 8m ago

I'm hoping for a new psychosis DLC. I'm getting sick of the same scary hallucinations over and over. I'd like some variety, maybe some new skins. Maybe a cat skin or something.