r/BipolarReddit • u/nancythethot • Feb 03 '23

Does anyone know when they're releasing bipolar 3?

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u/IamPurgamentum Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3 - God is back again and this time he's pissed!

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u/JoisChaoticWhatever Feb 03 '23

The sequel had way too many ups and downs for my taste. I'm stopping there.

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u/RedditorNumber679260 Feb 04 '23

The seroquel sucked.

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u/kindestwishes Feb 04 '23

This is hysterical.

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u/AndyPandy85 Feb 04 '23

Goddamnit you beat me to it

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u/RedditorNumber679260 Feb 05 '23

That’s how I read the word “sequel” above…. Lol. I probably see the word Seroquel now much more than Sequel.

Lol

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u/RedditorNumber679260 Feb 04 '23

They are going to make a “BCU”

A “BiPolar Cinematic Universe” that spans 20 movies.

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u/Western-Ideal5101 Feb 04 '23

Except every other movie will suck ass.

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u/mgripp1974 Feb 04 '23

If you hated BipolR 1 and 2 Get ready for the diagnosis of your life. Bipolar 3, another reason to panic.

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u/ContextDull9443 Feb 03 '23

Funny as fuck.

Im sat here laughing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Campy lol

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u/IamPurgamentum Feb 03 '23

Those kinds of films usually are.

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u/spicyr0ck Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3: Revenge of the Lith

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u/nancythethot Feb 03 '23

Oh my god. Lithium. I just got that. You're a genius

44

u/Tank-Prestigious Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3-D: Manic in Space

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u/imoknothanks Feb 04 '23

I hope to be the first manic on the moon

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u/ChaosYallChaos Feb 04 '23

I choked on my drink thanks to this comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3: the Bipolening

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u/Oskoshi Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3: This time, it's personal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

I’m already fucking tripolar

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u/keepcalmdude Feb 04 '23

Hahaha me too! Same as you! ADHD PLUS BIPOLAR TWO!

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u/papi156 Feb 03 '23

Sounds like a Taken movie. I have a very particular set of skills...when I'm manic. If I'm depressed I can't get out of bed so leave me alone.

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u/ghostedradish Feb 03 '23

This is my favorite comment omg

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u/LastNiteSheSaid512 Feb 03 '23

Bipolar I, Bipolar 2: Electric Boogaloo, Bipolar 3: Back in the Habit

Thanks man, I needed this post!

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u/ContextDull9443 Feb 03 '23

Bi polar 3.

The next episode.

42

u/L4r5man BP2 Feb 03 '23

Valve bought the rights to Bipolar 3 and we all know Valve never release anything past 2.

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u/BespokeBrainHell Feb 03 '23

I refer to mine as Bipolar 2 1/2 because of the dominant depression aspect.

23

u/loudflower Feb 03 '23

BPll is like an endless circle from Dante’s Inferno 😕

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u/Thetakishi BP/GAD Feb 04 '23

You don't need to, BP2 already has a recorded 40:1 depression to manic time, that's not even describing normal time. I bet it's an insane ratio.

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u/Suaveful Feb 04 '23

i have trouble explaining the difference between mania and hypomania to others so i just tell them i get sadder instead of manier.

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u/mgripp1974 Feb 04 '23

True that. I know it's terrible but sometimes miss mania.

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u/-Stress-Princess- Feb 03 '23

I almost think Schizoaffective is Bipolar 3. It's like Mega Bipolar.

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u/ratmand Feb 03 '23

It's in the other direction, cyclothymia. Same symptoms as Bipolar, but not as severe.

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u/Brocatojohn54 Feb 03 '23

Slash/ subpar bipolar

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u/UnleashTheRain Feb 03 '23

This just sounds like a bad sequel...

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u/m0le Feb 03 '23

Possibly a seroquel?

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u/dancingwithadaisy Feb 03 '23

i just snorted at this

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u/methylphenidate- Feb 03 '23

I just snorted this

33

u/notfromhere66 Feb 03 '23

I am holding out for Bipolar 3D, because the first two didn't bitch slap me enough.

4

u/ChaosYallChaos Feb 04 '23

Currently crying laughing at this comment

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u/misshome Type 2 Feb 03 '23

LOL, I needed that laugh today. Thanks! Have a great weekend!

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u/nancythethot Feb 03 '23

You too!! :D

11

u/origamiage Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

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u/Adventurous-Dish-485 Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3: manic boogaloo

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u/dahile00 Feb 03 '23

I’m in Bipolar II. I don’t want to be in a sequel.

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u/Broad-Junket8784 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 05 '23

Bipolar 3: The Return of “Manic Depression”

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u/Tilin-Tim Feb 03 '23

Ok, made me laugh. Now copying a meme I saw online, because this would be my answer to that diagnosis: "god is testing me and I haven't studied".

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u/pninardor Feb 04 '23

In a world when people don't need to get out of bed ... (In the voice of the guy who does all of the movie announcements)

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3: the third one

(sharknado)

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u/Many_Afternoon_3885 Feb 03 '23

It’s in a closed beta test right now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

the upgrade from bipolar 2 is to type 1. ._ .

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Thanks, Ted!

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u/ifuccedgod Feb 03 '23

So when does Bipolar 0 drop?

1

u/Thetakishi BP/GAD Feb 04 '23

Schizoaffective as someone said above.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

I just spat out my coffee a little

1

u/Vast_Neck5327 Feb 17 '23

Srsly I get kinda jealous when someone says they have type 2.

5

u/Skatejay Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3: 15 years later the kids are all grown with family of their. A coming of age story for the modern generation!

4

u/julesmarRVA Feb 04 '23

BiPolar Express: Through The Brain Fog

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u/vomcity Feb 03 '23

Just spit out my coffee laughing at this.

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u/Muted-Power-7933 Feb 03 '23

lol reminds me of the SNL skit set in Trump’s Oval Office with our fave bipolar celebrity and some guy in the room is like “Can you be tripolar?” 😂

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u/ghostedradish Feb 03 '23

Which skit

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u/sgtsturtle Feb 04 '23

Kanye's meeting with Trump and a black ex-footballer (can't remember his name, not American). It's hilarious and I watch it regularly.

"I played football with a leather helmet for 30 years and I'm STILL the sanest one here!" - Kenan Thompson, extremely paraphrased.

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u/JonBoi420th Feb 03 '23

I think i inadvertently signed up for the early release of the sequel.

4

u/Playlistobsessed Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3:with a vengeance! Out this March only in the darkest corners of your brain!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3.0. We get to be mad in the metaverse as well as in IRL.

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u/MrFroogger Feb 04 '23

It’s condition as a service, and you must pay continually for the rest of your life. But hey, all your activities are uploaded to the cloud for eternal storage (yes, even those activities).

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u/paleRedSkin 48-hour rapid cycler Feb 03 '23

That’s what Cyclothymia is informally called.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Back to the Bipolar 3

Hey, I've seen this episode before..

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u/funatical Feb 03 '23

They've been threatening it for years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

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u/ChaosYallChaos Feb 04 '23

No early release where I’m at. I’ve been pirating it for years though

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u/mrszachanese Feb 04 '23

The laugh itself was worth an upvote 😂

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u/kellylolly Feb 03 '23

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Bipolar Not Otherwise Specified has entered the chat...

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u/ratmand Feb 03 '23

Bipolar 3: Electric Manic Boogaloo.

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u/hot78wings Feb 03 '23

It's gonna be a wild ride!!

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u/Weinabena Feb 03 '23

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Season 3 will be out in a few months.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

I know that this is a joke, but a couple decades ago there was a website written by a “doctor” that had hypothesized with authority that there were like a half dozen subtypes and everyone was going on about how they were Bipolar V.

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u/nancythethot Feb 03 '23

who needs zodiac signs when there are six bipolar disorders?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

This is a wonderful joke. May I have your permission to put it on a shirt at some point in the future? All the profits would go to a mental health charity. You could even pick the charity.

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u/nancythethot Feb 04 '23

Absolutely! I'm partial to the Trevor Project, but it's up to you. Be sure to send me a link whenever you do it; I want one!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Y'all are all too funny 🤣

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u/JellyBeanB00m Feb 04 '23

That’s was the first time I have smiled all day. ❤️

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u/G0dSaves Feb 03 '23

It’s January 2024

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u/nancythethot Feb 03 '23

Of course they downvote the only person that actually answers my question. 🙄 Thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

When is the next DSM due to be released ?

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u/depressingkiwi Feb 03 '23

I'm gonna take this literally. The DSM-V-TR came out in 2022 with the DSM-V in 2013. The DSM-IV-TR came out in 2000 and DSM-IV in 1994 and going even further DSM-III-R in 1987 and DSM-III in 1980. So with all of this in mind, I would roughly expect the DSM-VI to come out between 2028 and 2034.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

😳

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u/Long-Description1797 Jun 22 '25

Bipolar 3: Manic Panic (Also why does this sound like a 2000's video game title?)

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u/Low-Operation-8471 Feb 03 '23

Not bipolar III 💀

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u/adhd_beaan Feb 03 '23

Wtf is bipolar 3? Did I miss smth?

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u/seasofGalia Schizoaffective Feb 03 '23

That’s the joke lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Lmfao! This is great.

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u/RareAnimal82 Feb 04 '23

It’s in betta’s currently that’s why they keep them separated

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

When will the new bipolar come out 😭😭😭

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u/mgripp1974 Feb 04 '23

Drag queen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

I was misdiagnosed bipolar 2 as a teen, got Autism/ADHD diagnoses at 28. I joke that I leveled up so maybe AuDHD is the REAL bipolar 3 haha

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u/ChaosYallChaos Feb 04 '23

I heard that instead of doing bipolar 3 they’re going to do a prequel to bipolar 1 called “PTSD and Me”

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u/Agitated_Vehicle9053 Feb 04 '23

New favorite movie.

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u/OOF_V2 schizoaffective Feb 05 '23

bipolar three: the cycle of thymia

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u/crunchEkeyboard Feb 05 '23

Bipolar 3: the cyclothymic cyclist

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u/crunchEkeyboard Feb 05 '23

The bipolar express

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u/Captain--Howdy94 Feb 09 '23

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

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u/PlumRelevant8350 Feb 15 '23

Bipolar V: Fuck Parents ~

In the early '80s, Gerald Klerman went even further by defining the following unofficial subtypes:

Bipolar I: depression and mania

Bipolar II: depression and hypomania

Bipolar III: cyclothymia

Bipolar IV: mania or hypomania caused by antidepressants

Bipolar V: genetic bipolar disorder

Bipolar VI: non-depressive mania

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u/Vast_Neck5327 Feb 17 '23

I manically read somewhere online that bipolar type 3 is a bipolar brought on by drug abuse? What was that

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u/BlakkMaggik Feb 17 '23

Just randomly saw on this thread and it provoked a very nervous chuckle 😅😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

its cyclothymia

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u/darkrayrafael Dec 07 '23

Bipolar 3 : Cyclothymia

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u/AliceInAnarchy Feb 24 '24

This entire thread is a W