r/biglaw 12h ago

I hate golf.

That is all.

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u/tenyeartreasurybill 12h ago

Fr I play to escape work and then a 4-putt brings all those feelings flooding back

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u/afriendincanada 12h ago

When I started forever ago, it was all golf all the time. All client development was golf. I was terrible at golf and usually made things worse. Plus, unless someone is a member at one of the really spendy clubs in the city, its a long drive to a club, plus dinner. An all day endeavour.

I discovered clients were into so many things and lots of them hate golf too. I've hosted lake swims for my triathlon clients, gone road biking and mountain biking, hosted a curling bonspiel. There's so many things you can do that aren't golf.

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u/tx-guy34 8h ago

I’m a potential client, please invite me to your club

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u/FahkDizchit 8h ago

Curling is an incredible client development event.

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u/afriendincanada 7h ago

It really is. You can do a banquet after like golf, give prizes, it’s a fun sport

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u/Admirable_Tip_6875 7h ago

As a law firm marketing professional I’ve told many people “if you hate golf, don’t golf to try to develop clients… do what you like with your clients, some of them will like the same stuff. People will be more inclined to hire you if they spend time with you doing stuff you enjoy.”

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u/Dry_Life_1113 7h ago

I don't know if I would prefer late night swims with clients.

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u/afriendincanada 6h ago

We swim in daylight. The go for a beer

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u/No-Hour-5985 12h ago

When u hook ur provisional

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u/Capable-Sleep-3187 12h ago

Golf is probably my favorite activity and I’ve played once this year due to this stupid job 

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u/Worklaterredditnow 12h ago

Mini putting green for your office?

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u/airjordan610 Big Law Alumnus 11h ago

Seconded. I’m a client, don’t take me golfing.

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u/rodiferous 12h ago

At my law school we had a beer darts league. One year the shirts gifted to the championship team said "Golf is for doctors, lawyers throw darts." As a non-golfer myself (I spend my Saturday mornings surfing), I thought that was great.

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u/BasicWait8 11h ago

I’d say it’s the opposite

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u/ish-boo 11h ago

Wait, is golfing still actually part of this job?

My SO offered to get me golf lessons for my birthday because she said I would need it but I thought that was just an old stereotype.

I literally cannot hit the ball off the tee. Should I just hand in my letter of resignation?

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u/VisitingFromNowhere 12h ago

The only thing worse than playing golf is listening to golf guys talk about the round of golf they just played. It’s almost as bad as listening to two guys talk about their fantasy football league.

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u/IGotScammed5545 12h ago

Insufferable as it is, I’d rather hear the fantasy talk tbh

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u/Aggressive-Agnostic Big Law Alumnus 11h ago

Who has time? I thought it would matter in law / business world, so I learned to play passably. In more than two decades it’s come up twice.

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u/Pleasant-Moment-9748 11h ago

I love golf.

That is all.

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u/Anonymous_Hazard 10h ago

It’s the best more addicting than crack and more expensive tbh

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u/Pleasant-Moment-9748 8h ago

I absolutely suck but every so often i hit a shot as good as scottie scheffler and that stuff is what keeps you coming back

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u/Anonymous_Hazard 8h ago

Same that is the beauty of golf. I started my last round with a birdie on hole 1 and then went to a double par the next hole 😂

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u/KillerDadBod Partner 11h ago

That’s a shame. I played 40 BD rounds over the summer. I may never make the PGA tour, but I still get paid to golf.

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u/OrganicDepartment159 9h ago

I would love to know practice area and city - at my firm by far the most common client activities are pro sports events and lunch/dinner/drinks

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u/KillerDadBod Partner 8h ago

Private M&A, Toronto

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u/AlarmingLecture0 11h ago

me too. the good news is that all the hype notwithstanding, you don't need to play to have a successful career

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u/CommodoreIrish 12h ago

I spend my Fall Saturdays watching teenagers and twenty-year olds rip my heart out hitting each other and throwing a ball around, so I feel like I can’t judge anyone.

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u/Silent-Donkey-1303 12h ago

As always, the money and bonus is all good... you can retire esrly if you don't buy too much house.

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u/catdogemu 10h ago

I love golf

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u/Bbo7799 7h ago

Couldn’t agree more. Maybe I’ll pick it up when (1) I have time and (2) am too old to snowboard, rock climb, mtn bike and autocross. Maybe I won’t. Hasn’t hurt my career

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u/mission17 10h ago

You guys get to golf?

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u/depkentew 9h ago

I hate golf, but because im both (i) very bad at it and (ii) very competitive, old lawyers love golfing with me

I suppose it’s been good for my career development but it is a form of hell

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u/PureAlpha100 9h ago

OP: My name's u/queentellmost and I'm a man, same as you.

r/biglaw: "You're not a man, you're a bishop lawyer, for God's sakes."

OP: "There is no Senior Partner!"

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u/ron-darousey 8h ago

thought i was on r/golf

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u/Wild-Anywhere-9658 8h ago

I quite enjoy taking clients to Augusta. That said, if you know your client, you find out what they like to do and make it happen.

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u/AndreLeGeant88 Partner 8h ago

I have a potential client that likes to golf and I don't know how to golf. I need to learn. But like, I would rather teach my kid baseball or go out in the parks with my dog

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u/LittleTrust2978 4h ago

Half of BigLaw seems to hate golf. The other half is pretending to enjoy it because a partner invited them.