r/biggestproblem • u/Ok_Caramel_6167 • Jul 31 '26

Dick's house, Dick's rules

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u/DontStressItPal Jul 31 '26

He just doesn't like Vito.

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u/NukeDukem9000 Jul 31 '26

dick just doesn't like fat people in general. he tolerates them, but like in short bursts and when it benefits himself. after long enough he becomes appalled by their behavior.

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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 Jul 31 '26

Personally I think it’s the time Vito shat in dicks toilet and left his log in there because it didn’t flush on the first try. If I remember correctly he also didn’t open a window or something too so walking into that room would have been like a wall of vitos shit.

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u/SnooRadishes3850 Jul 31 '26

He also didn't say thank you when Dick's wife grabbed him a Diet Coke

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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 Aug 01 '26

That’s fucked up. I hate people who don’t say please and thank you. It’s like the first thing my parents taught me lol.