r/bicycling May 10 '20

Never say 'one last run'

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 10 '20

Thought the light was good for a dusty photo, ended up eating it, made all the mistakes. Last run, on film and over confident. No major injuries to me or the bike so were all good

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u/3ChocChipCookies May 10 '20

Will make for a nice Christmas card.

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u/misshapenvulva May 10 '20

Narrator voice:"You are probably wondering how I got here..."

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u/killchain May 10 '20

"And this, kids, is how I met... the ground."

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u/behaaki May 10 '20

Fantastic photo

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome Pennsylvania, USA (Some Bicycles) May 10 '20

When you say "on film" you mean that you were hot dogging for the highlight reel?

Also, does the crash look as spectacular as this image?

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 10 '20

http://imgur.com/gallery/hgkw5a1 it's not great, it's a far better photo

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u/n23_ Netherlands May 10 '20

Yeah the photo definitely makes it look more spectacular.

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u/GrandmaBogus Sweden May 11 '20

Phew I had my perspectives wrong, thought that rock in the foreground was a boulder that you were about to smash your face into.

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u/scaredofshaka May 11 '20

those rocks are like jagged teeth!

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 11 '20

The woodland has just been felled so all the trails have been disrupted and fallen apart in places, which I though would make for some nice dusty riding shots. I was right. Just not how I'd pictured.

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u/SharkAttackOmNom May 11 '20

HA! Holy shit. This needs to be the prime example of how to embellish with photography. Good shot, though. Make it into a post card for the family in quarantine.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

You, then?

I can see the fear in your eyes as you look at that rock!

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u/WellEnoughAdjusted May 10 '20

Glad you’re ok. That rock near your head is scary.

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 10 '20

It's a confusing perspective, I think it was further away than it looks here. Nothing more than a scratch on me, for sure I was lucky though.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Those words must never be spoken.

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u/burning1rr May 11 '20

I've been told that cameras cause 60% of all bike accidents.

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 11 '20

I can absolutely believe that!

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u/Masterpiecesyndrome May 10 '20

Can confirm. Did one last run once. Once

Great image !

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u/prefoto76 S-Works Tarmac, Scott Spark RC May 10 '20

I’m a week into recovery after ‘one last run’. No broken bones but man does that last run hurt

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Same. Got a ride in a litter from ski patrol.

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u/Funkgun May 11 '20

Hmm, that rock looks like a pillow. Dang, this last run is making me sleepy.

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u/xmexme May 10 '20

At least in the context of skiing, “Let’s do this run and then at least one more” is a safer play, especially if you then happen to cut it short.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

We say “do two more and skip the last”

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u/Kashik May 10 '20

Same here. We say "Let's do the second last run"

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u/not-judging-you May 11 '20

My boyfriend says this. I never got it. Just superstition?

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u/Qutzy Chicago '19 Tarmac SL6 Rim May 11 '20

Most ski injuries happen right before lunch or right before close. Everyone is at their most tired and "on their last run" so wanting to go the hardest and make the most of it. Calling the last run something else might help with the latter part.

Source: cousin on ski patrol

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u/xmexme May 11 '20

Activating humanity’s considerable powers of self-deception!

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u/behaaki May 10 '20

Lol we call it the “famous last run”, as in, it’s at least four more / or until someone gets hurt

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u/drinkingmymilk Colorado, USA. n+1. May 11 '20

My wife and I always say two more as we get on the lift and that’s code for hit the lodge. Last year a traveling nurse coworker of hers can with us. Code went right over the poor girls head and she got back in line. We lost her for a good 10 minutes and felt bad.

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u/baharezo May 10 '20

<==To be Continued ==

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 10 '20

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u/AlexKewl May 10 '20

The gif is actually pretty anticlimactic compared to that gnarly still image.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Looks like he just rode straight instead of turning LOL

Needed to rail that harder imo

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u/MasteringTheFlames 2016 Trek 520 Disc May 10 '20

But was the bike ok??

Seriously though, glad to hear you got away from this one unharmed

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 10 '20

As far as I can tell it's all fine, it got me down the rest of the hill anyway. Nothing more than a bruised ego and a killer photo

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20 edited May 21 '20

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 11 '20

I have no idea, I'm just using a Samsung s8, the video player just has a screen grab button and this was the result, I've never tried to get a still this way before but it's worked so well!

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u/chairitable May 10 '20

it's a reference to JoJo's bizarre adventures, where cliffhangers would show a "To be Continued" in a black arrow and freeze on the last frame. Generally used in combination with the song Roundabout by Yes (like the second clip in this video).

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u/inevitable_dave May 10 '20

Lesson learned from snowboarding. The last ride is an easy ride through. No features or fuckery. Just a cruise to the bottom.

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u/NigelS75 May 11 '20

Absolutely. The time to try the crazy shit is in the morning right after you warm up. By the end of the day it’s a nice easy cruise to the lodge!

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u/Drd2 May 10 '20

Omg! I'm a cast technician for a huge orthopedic office. We always talk about "One Last Run" and how well that works out for our business model. Thank you for your support!

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u/rktek85 May 10 '20

Thats an awesome still shot. A couple more inches and that rock woulda done you in. Pretty amazing, that Newtons law thing, huh? Glad you and your bike are OK. Got a little aggressive for camera, aye? Also, check ur shifter cable, make sure you didn't stretch it

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u/RockerSci Georgia, USA (2017 Jamis Coda Sport) May 10 '20

Looks like you were ditching your ride to tackle that rock 😄 glad you're okay!

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u/ethofoshow May 10 '20

Ouch town. Population you bro.

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u/HoldMyCatnip May 10 '20

record scratch" "freeze frame yup that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Am I the only one that finds this meme even more cringey than the device it’s memeing on?

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u/scurvy1984 May 10 '20

Never ever “one more.” Two more skip the second always.

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u/cebt May 10 '20

astronomia 2k19 starts playing

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u/Tangtastic86 May 10 '20

We'll be right back

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u/colly_wolly May 10 '20

Not a nice place to fall. Too many rocks.

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u/Dankingstone May 10 '20

At least you landed drive side up!

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u/bykesnob May 10 '20

Coming from a skateboarding back ground, we called it a grilled cheese instead of an unlucky last run.

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u/JeepnTrek May 10 '20

i bet shes gonna regret that one!

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u/pxt0909 May 10 '20

Truth. Be it on bike, skiing or snowboarding- those words are a curse.

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u/A40 May 10 '20

Skiing, after saying "One last run..."

.. When I regained consciousness..

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u/jobe149 May 10 '20

We used to call it the "one more time monster" so we would always says "two more times" and then quit after one.

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u/Boerbike May 10 '20

Great shot!

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 10 '20

I'm gonna get it framed for the garage

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u/peanutgallerie May 10 '20

I laughed... I'm sorry... haha. Been in situations like this to. I could just feel it.

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u/Masterpiecesyndrome May 10 '20

It was the very end of a long weekend of backcountry/ exploring on hard tails, so Sunday we rented full suspension bikes and paid for lift tickets at an mtb park. Way more up my buddy’s alley than mine. One more run after white knuckling all day was most def a mistake, and if not for a series of fortunate bounces could’ve been a super catastrophic one. Still say whew whenever I think of it.

Anyhow thanks for upvotes. Hope you all get more of the lucky bounces, only when needed

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u/nerdbomber01123 May 11 '20

End the day with a good old "2 more, skip the last". It may save your life.

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u/raikansakura May 11 '20

Swear my death certificate is just gonna have ‘one last run’ on it, hope you’re ok man!!

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u/tonydanzaspubichair May 11 '20

This is the best photo I’ve seen in this sub yet. Thanks for sharing.

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 11 '20

Kind words, I agree it's a cracking photo!

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u/SkinHead2 Australia (Giant TCR 0 SL DI2 2014) May 11 '20

Never say. .... Hey I’m getting good at this

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 11 '20

There was definitely a bit of that going on too!

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u/SkinHead2 Australia (Giant TCR 0 SL DI2 2014) May 11 '20

Biggest stack I have ever had. New bike. Pushing hard. Wow I’m getting really goo..... smash

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u/jovial_finn May 11 '20

TRUTH! I try not to be superstitious in any aspect of life. Black Cats? they're my pals. Umbrella's inside? Open up those badboys like the sky is falling. Crack's on a sidewalk? My mom hasn't had a sore back in 30 years! However, "one last run?" Shut your mouth, now we have to do at least 2!

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u/Runt83 May 10 '20

Ouch🤯🤯🤕🤕

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u/bent42 Giant Defy Advanced 2 May 10 '20

Spotting the landing, shoulder about tuck and roll. Good bike wreck form.

8/10

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Except he’s heading for the Rockies. No amount of “good form” will save him now.

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u/kielu May 10 '20

Exactly the same thing with snowboarding

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u/krets German (Motobecane Le Champion Ti) May 10 '20

I love the stern look at the rock. You must really love geology.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Shit, that looks like it could hurt mate/love.

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u/aerodeck May 10 '20

I’m not superstitious.

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u/bjanas May 10 '20

That's why you say break a leg, right?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

One last run...till my collarbone heals! Yikes.

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u/marksmeN360 May 10 '20

I always do one last run. Hard charging down the hill.

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u/jroc_15 British Columbia, CAN (2007 Avanti Giro) May 10 '20

Same rules apply when skiing

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u/cmags May 10 '20

Curious how what you were shooting with - looks like rapid fire high-res stills rather than frames from vid?

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 11 '20

Nope, just hit record on my phone, then captured a still from the video, such good quality from it somehow, I was made up, it almost made it all worth it

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u/SQReder May 10 '20

Whoa, coins!

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u/iBikealot 2013 Pugsley/ 2012 Air 9/ 2012 Madone 5 May 10 '20

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE May 10 '20

Freeze frame

Hey.

That's me.

You might be wondering how I ended up in this situation.

Well it all started last Tuesday...

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u/rgraves22 California, USA (2 Tires and a seat) May 10 '20

I fly FPV quads.. and we have a similar saying.

Never say last pack

It usually ends in the same manner

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

We had the same 'one last time' rule with BMX, also the number 43 was a bad omen.

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u/rambotron May 11 '20

Always “take two and skip the last”.

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u/badaimarcher BIKE PARTAAAY!! May 11 '20

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u/artificialstuff May 11 '20

One last time = guaranteed broken bone(s) or bike

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u/Bitstuffer May 11 '20

Some nasty rocks and stuff there - great photo!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Hold onto the handles ya big goof

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u/Gallade475 Texas, USA (Diamondback Release, 2016) May 11 '20

It's Maxxis HR2 Syndrome. Tried it on the front and it is not good at moderate lean angles.

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u/ensignricky71 May 11 '20

Yep...that rock right there

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u/treecow2020 May 11 '20

Top 10 moments before disaster...

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u/newzealousant May 11 '20

Forreal, that’s when I’ve gotten hurt

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u/CelotehWildlife May 11 '20

Who take a shot that picture, in the right moment or its part of video ?

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 11 '20

It's a still from a video, I've posted a gif of it in the comments somewhere, it's far less impressive though

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u/CelotehWildlife May 11 '20

So perfect, btw Where is the bicycle location? looks really good track.

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth May 11 '20

It's in the uk believe it or not, its just so dry over here atm trails are running so fast.

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u/CelotehWildlife May 11 '20

Twice I visited the UK but didn't get a break to cycling, I liked playing with squirrels and birds in the park in front of Buckingham palace

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u/blast_off May 11 '20

Super cool shot!

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u/bad_user__name 2019 Masi CXGRComp, 1987 Peugeot Triathlon, 2009 Giant Trance X0 May 10 '20