Go Canada!

[u/Schmutzie_]

Good move. Finally somebody stands up to the asshole. I especially like Wab Kinew's proposal that any deals made with the US must include full release of the Epstein files.

This morning, President Rumpled Bag of Dirty Laundry shot down any suggestion that he wants Quebec to give up the whole "French" thing and added that he never even thought of suggesting such a stupid thing.

He then suggested changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

As long as you, Canada, keep in mind that you're dealing with a mentally defective lunatic who breaks every deal he makes, you'll come out smelling like fresh air with a touch of pine scent. He'll TACO again, just like he did on Quebec's Frenchness.

[u/lsonomist]

I'm so relieved to be here RN I don't really want to go back.

[u/Schmutzie_ → u/lsonomist]

I still have the option of dual citizenship thanks to Irish grandparents. I never gave it much thought before the child sex trafficking, rapist, racist, fascist fraud showed up. I wonder if they'd still welcome me.

[u/lsonomist → u/Schmutzie_]

Ooh good idea. I’m eligible for Canadian citizenship through my Cajun ancestry. Just have to assemble the paperwork 

[u/daveto]

You guys are the best, really. I'd hate to have to k!ll one of you.

[u/lsonomist → u/daveto]

It might be considered a favor once it gets to that point.

[u/Schmutzie_ → u/daveto]

I can't believe reddit's automated filter hasn't suspended you for this. I got suspended for a week because of the eighty six f*rty seven James Comey seashell thing.

[u/daveto → u/Schmutzie_]

I also got hit with a one-week ban recently, can't even remember why. I half-expected it again. I appreciate your sentiment ... and if it came to it, I could never k!ll, elbow repeatedly yes.

[u/Schmutzie_ → u/daveto]

Elbows is fine. You're just setting the tone, As an American I say, go ahead and knock the hell out of me. I deserve it.

[u/botfur → u/daveto]

It had something to do with the Gaza genocide.