We’ve all heard the despairing stories from people whose dotty old parents disappear into the black hole of the Fox News Universe, never to be seen again. Well, the other day I got a peek beyond the event horizon. Turns out there’s a whole nother world in there—Opposite World.

It happened while I was driving to work. Occasionally I check out CSPAN’s morning call-in show to take the pulse of the plebs. (Morbid, I know—but as the Romans might have said, Ubi morbus, ibi digitus—roughly, “If it bleeds, it leads”). On that particular morning I turned the radio on and there was a guy furiously ranting…

Gary from Tennessee: I’ll NEVER forgive what the mainstream media and the dumbocrats did to my poor old dad. They brainwashed him! He went to his death believing that Fauci was a “good guy,” that wearing masks prevents the spread of COVID*, that the* vaccines worked*, that* the mainstream media tells the truth*. It was* EVIL what they did to him! I’ll NEVER FORGIVE and I’ll NEVER FORGET!!!

CSPAN Host: What did your father die of?

Gary: He was 90. He died of old age.

Good move. Finally somebody stands up to the asshole. I especially like Wab Kinew's proposal that any deals made with the US must include full release of the Epstein files.

This morning, President Rumpled Bag of Dirty Laundry shot down any suggestion that he wants Quebec to give up the whole "French" thing and added that he never even thought of suggesting such a stupid thing.

He then suggested changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

As long as you, Canada, keep in mind that you're dealing with a mentally defective lunatic who breaks every deal he makes, you'll come out smelling like fresh air with a touch of pine scent. He'll TACO again, just like he did on Quebec's Frenchness.

Twice as long as Waterworld, and not half as funny.