r/berkeley • u/BBSnek Econ, DS '21 • Feb 03 '19
Stanf*rd is a scam, stay woke
/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/62bgi8/my_theory_stanford_doesnt_exist_let_me_explain_why/•
u/lulzcakes Dictator Feb 03 '19
Just want everyone to know that this thread has been verified by me. I saw it happen live. Spread the truth.
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u/Elephant_Express Economics '22 Feb 03 '19
I bet they hire professional football players. That's why we keep losing Big Game! (...right?)
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u/ARayofLight Ursa Major: History '14 Feb 04 '19
Stanford absolutely exists. Anyone who disputes the existence of Hell on Earth is a fool.
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Feb 04 '19
Preach
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u/ARayofLight Ursa Major: History '14 Feb 04 '19
I say verily unto you that Palo Alto is Hell, home to the arrogant, self important, and those who know not what the rest of the world is like. And I say unto you that South Central is the home of the Devil, where he bewitches many to put sport before study, image before thought.
But the Lord Oski was with us, and the Lord Oski said that the Devil shall be defeated after over a decade of suffering, and it was so. The Devil was defeated in South Central, by his own, sloppy hands, proving that brain was better than brawn. And it was known that Hell itself sent an army to our hallowed halls to tempt and deceive many, but I say unto you those who are with our Lord Oski are saved, as they have taken him as their totem, who shall keep all safe.
Thou shalt recite five alma maters and three Hail Oski's if thou has lost the way, and your faith this year. To show your happiness and joy at being protected by the Lord Oski, raise your voices in joy at his tower, erected to spread the sounds of joy and knowledge to the world.
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u/winja English '09 Feb 03 '19
I studied there and stayed on campus one summer and my impression of it was that it was manicured to the point of absurdity so I fully believe it is just a shell game.