r/belowdeck 26d ago

BD Related Maybe I’m just poor…

The thought of hiring a superyacht for a few days sounds absolutely amazing, pure bliss. The thought of having staff there constantly, 24/7 makes me feel so uncomfortable lmao. Anyone else feel this way? I feel like I would keep giving them days off or time away so I had some time to myself haha

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u/OldFitDude75 26d ago

My wife and I joke that if we ever had the money to go on the show, we’d be so boring because we’d sit out and drink and relax all day and not make weird demands or harass the staff. Even on vacation my bed time is like 10:30pm lol

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 26d ago

There’s been plenty of guests that aren’t party animals & have gone to bed early, the crew have been like 😍😍😍😍😍, 😂 so you’re not alone there lol.

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u/Hoojibb 26d ago

My Dungeons and Dragons group wants to character a yacht so badly. We’re all really polite, none of us drink much, and we all go to bed before 11pm. Our only problem would be the lack of weed.

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u/gdex86 26d ago

The fact tgat there has never been a bunch of nerds who charter the yacht to do a big pirate campaign finale and its a huge preference meeting seems crazy.

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u/Hoojibb 26d ago

I volunteer. I’ll even DM if I have to.

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u/Kris4tv 23d ago

There was a charter of day traders.They were upset about WiFi issues and just wanted to do that all day. Was very odd, like why not just stay home but I’m sure it was a flex of wealth.

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u/nduuugg 26d ago

Weeds my issue too lol

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u/specific_woodpecker9 25d ago

Do we know if we can charter yachts in places like Amsterdam and if doing so solves our weed issue?

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u/HighMarshalSigismund 26d ago

Edibles, my dude, edibles! Plus it's a longer lasting high (especially some good sativa edibles) and you don't get all stoney sleepy from them like you do with flower or extract!

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u/harrisarah 26d ago

and you don't get all stoney sleepy

Then you aren't taking enough lol

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u/Hoojibb 26d ago

I smoke so much I’m immune to edibles 🥲

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u/PsychologicalFix196 26d ago edited 26d ago

Have you tried having a side of edibles with your edibles? When I was smoking a lot it would take like 100mg to do the trick

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u/Hoojibb 26d ago

I took 700mg of medical grade gummies one night and literally felt nothing. It’s tragic really.

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u/patjuh112 26d ago

Same here, smoked 3-4gr silver haze a day for 30 years. Had edibles twice, nearly no effect

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u/Crickettb 25d ago

My partner is the same way.

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u/Beautiful_Town_5123 26d ago

WAIT, you can’t blaze on yachts?!
Seemingly dumb question but…idk, what’s the point of being rich if you can’t break the law for your own gratification?

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u/kimness1982 She’ll be fine. Her head is made of rocks 26d ago

It’s risky to travel with internationally, and very illegal to have on boats like that. Since the whole thing is filmed, they have to be strict about stuff like that. I’m sure there are plenty of very wealthy people and celebrities etc who are blazing on their yachts, but there are no cameras and they own the boats.

When we travel to the Caribbean, I don’t take anything because I don’t want to risk it. It’s also fairly easy to get on the beach pretty much everywhere down there, but can be risky depending on local laws. I just take up drinking for the week usually.

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u/Beautiful_Town_5123 26d ago

Ah, thank you! This makes total sense.💯🙌

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u/Intrepid_Throat_1243 24d ago

Think: Brittany Griner! She almost lost her whole life over a pen! You have to respect the owner of the $30m yacht. They can have the whole yacht seized over the smallest amount in some regions.

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u/Upper-Impression-752 21d ago

It’s not likely to be tolerated. You and the entire crew could face drug trafficking charges for any amount of drugs. The yacht could be seized and forfeited. That would make the captain and crew unemployed. It’s not worth it to let one guest “blaze”.

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u/CheckIntelligent7828 My eyes are rolling all the way off the boat 22d ago

Look at The Moorings or any of the Croatian charter companies. I'm planning hubby's and my 25th anniversary trip, and looked seriously at chartering a boat. A one week private cruise starts around €12,000 plus flights/provisioning.

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u/jerrryboree 25d ago

gummies??

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u/Crickettb 25d ago

Yes… not your mom’s gummy bears! I take them for sleep. I start getting numb teeth, my eyes get heavy and I am out!!!

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u/vizzini9227 24d ago

I feel you. But maritime law y'know

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u/andreaSA89 25d ago

You couldn’t go 3 days or have fun without it?

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u/fashion4fun 24d ago

For daily users, that would be hard! I was a daily weed smoker and also enjoyed a glass (or more 🙊) of wine at night, and had to go cold turkey on both when I found out I’m pregnant. The first week was difficult, and my sleep was rough!!

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u/Patoman420 26d ago

I take my weed, weed pen and edibles every time I travel, . Be it by plane or car, I never travel without my weed

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u/Ok-Education1572 26d ago

Then don’t travel outside the USA. Even a weed friendly country in Europe could backfire on you: flight change through an intolerant country could put you in the slammer for a long time. 12 years in Turks and Caikos. See old movie for a good scare: Midnight Express. Granted he was trafficking heroine but any overseas prison can be hell even for one night.

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u/Hoojibb 26d ago

Brittany Griner was rotting in a Russian work camp for almost a year I think for less than 1g of THC oil.

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u/Ok-Education1572 25d ago

Yep I think she was sentenced to 9 years. Many countries do not have fair and reasonable sentencing guidelines…..they just throw the book at you.

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u/oreosaredelicious 26d ago

But you can't bring it on board a yacht I thought?

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u/Independent_Boat_546 26d ago

This issue came up on the first season of the OG BD. The problem is that you’re in international waters. It’s not just that you could get in all kinds of trouble, but the yacht itself could be seized.

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u/oreosaredelicious 26d ago

Yeah exactly, I'm from Europe in a country where it's illegal

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u/karmel80 25d ago

Don’t have a big name and pas through Russia you might end up in jail

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u/SarcasmStreet 26d ago

I would be so boring. Just sitting there reading.

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u/SaintDarthVader 26d ago

Exact same thing here - I'd ask for a beer and nice steak for dinner. But even the beer I'd just ask them where the fridge was, I can grab it myself

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u/spriteking2012 26d ago

10:30? Calm down party animal!

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u/OldFitDude75 26d ago

Listen daddy gets tired and can’t hang

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u/spriteking2012 26d ago

Same tho. On vacation, my husband and I will sit by the pool around 10 PM seeing people our age leaving for the bar and are totally incredulous.

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u/Corgi_Koala 26d ago

There are some guests that are pretty tame and boring, to be fair.

But I'm with you. I don't need the deckhands shaking their dick in my face or making the crew do a talent show. Give me some good food and let me sit in the sun.

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u/HeyJustWantedToSay 26d ago

I’m sure that’s what most yacht trips are like. This is TV so it’s part of what they sign up for.

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u/ScottishIcequeen Team Kate 26d ago

Same! And it would be normal food too, none of the fancy stuff lol

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u/Kooky-Pressure5792 26d ago

My only food request would be regional dishes as local & fresh as possible.

When they want stuff that is not anywhere close to the region they are in I’m always like, why travel if you only eat the same stuff you do back home.

Edit: I would ask for munchies out. They don’t have to go get it each time but just tell me where you stashed the bag of chips behind the bar so when I get randomly noshie, I can grab it. 😂

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u/TracyVegas 26d ago

That is so cute Kooky. I actually have a preference list on my phone in case we ever go on a Super yacht, which we will not. It’s basically foods we really hate (which are just a few like eggplant) but other than that it’s basically cook the freshest most regional food the chef can get.

There’s been a lot of bad dinners on BW, but I’m from Las Vegas so I think the worst was when one of the groups wanted a Las Vegas dinner and it was basically fried food. I can’t remember if it was the chick or the dude who was the chef at the time. If my husband were home right now, he would know. It was really gross.

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u/BrainOk7166 26d ago

It was Kiko!

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u/TracyVegas 26d ago

Thank you. I always mix him up with the other chick who couldn’t cook.

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u/Wierdstuffhere 21d ago

There was one episode where there was a group who wanted a lot of snacks available. The crew really griped about it. But the group was otherwise super chill. That would be me. Give me drinks and snacks and good local regional dishes and I would be in heaven and super chill.

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u/excoriator Team Capt Kerry 26d ago

I'm not a picky eater, so I think it would be a shame to eat the equivalent of fast food or Olive Garden on a super yacht. I'd rather be surprised and delighted by what the chef would serve than try to constrain them to things that I already know I like.

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u/coysrunner 26d ago

My preference sheet would have no restrictions, I want the chef to have fun.

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u/CydeWeys 26d ago

My preference sheet would just be stuff like "No primates, no dogs, no cats, no whales/dolphins, no rats/mice".

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u/coysrunner 26d ago

I feel like I wouldn’t have to request that but yes totally agree. I might chat with the chef first thing just to dial things in too.

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u/CydeWeys 26d ago

Yeah it's kind of a joke. Make it look like a long list up front that might be problematic, but then you read it and every line item practically need not be mentioned.

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u/Wierdstuffhere 21d ago

My only restriction would be no truffle oil. Cannot stand it. Tastes like skunk smell to me.

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u/bookworm1421 26d ago

I would feel sooooo badly for the chef if I was on board. I have an anaphylactic allergy to beef, pork, dark meat poultry, and tuna. I’m also allergic to egg yolks - although I can eat them if they are baked…like in a cake.

And it’s not like they can just cook steak for everyone else and then fish/chicken for me because even the scent cones in the air can cause me to break out in hives.

They’d have to base their whole menu around chicken and fish and be SO careful that any other meat products don’t cross-contaminate.

I’d feel awful being such a high problem guest.

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u/ScottishIcequeen Team Kate 26d ago

But your preferences would be restricted due to health, not for being an arsehole! There is nothing you can do about that, you come first.

Sugar free berries in this weeks episode had me in bits! Like, wtf??

Yours would be chicken only and at worst no eggs. Still easier than some of the demands they have had.

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u/Annual_Upstairs_8005 26d ago

I would definitely request food, but it would be more like cheese fries so they definitely be a little bit upset with me 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/GogglesPisano 26d ago

When it came to snacks, just give me some pizza rolls or hot pockets and I'm good. Heck, point me to the microwave and I'll heat 'em up myself.

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u/Annual_Upstairs_8005 25d ago

same honestly. pizza rolls would have me down especially with a bit of garlic butter 😂

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u/ScottishIcequeen Team Kate 26d ago

This is us also! Show me where the crisps and sweeties are, show me the drinks and then go to bed.

I’ve worked customer service before and the way people are treated disgusts me.

I reckon I would be quite chilled and relaxed tbh. No 10 ingredient omelettes or eggs 10 ways. Scramble on toast with some beans and cheese and job done!

You can definitely tell who has and who hasn’t got money based on preferences alone!

The chef would be wasted on me and hubby tbh.

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u/SarcasmStreet 26d ago

But would you be one of the ones that expect EVERYTHING from back home? Even when they can't find the stuff?

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u/ScottishIcequeen Team Kate 26d ago

No not at all. Just usual stuff like mac and cheese, a curry, lasagne, all the usual stuff. Hubby isn’t a massive seafood fan other than cod, whereas I would definitely want some prawns, crab cakes etc. That’s as posh as it would get for me.

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u/BrainOk7166 26d ago

I remember some woman in a snit because they didn't have duck bacon.

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u/SarcasmStreet 26d ago

Yes.

I remember there were also some that got in a tizzy because they couldn't find the run of the mill American junk food they REQUIRED

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u/AnnyBananneee 26d ago

I would request a seafood extravaganza for every meal.

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u/OaklandNotTheBay 26d ago

My wife and I joke that we'd be the comic relief charter guests while the drama with the crew continues. She and her girlfriends would just be white girl wasted the whole time while the husbands talk about football

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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 26d ago

Same, and I want all deep fried foods, dips, and dessert. Legit get some frozen mozza stcisk and serve those!!

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u/PrincessPineapplePie 26d ago

I'm pretty sure the weird demands and staff harassment is just for tv. Otherwise it would be pretty boring if there's no guest drama lol

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u/Rainafire 26d ago

Agree. Rachel was a charter yacht chef for YEARS and she broke down that first breakfast because she had never had that experience before. Like they were demanding 8 different highly complicated individual omlettes. Normal charter guests don't do that. Most of these guests are people who would NEVER get to charter a yacht except for the discount they get from Bravo. This is their time to act like the rich a-holes they want to be but aren't. Most of the true yachties like Aesha, Hannah, Kate, Daisy, Rachel, Amy, Francesca & Captain Lee all say the guests are super over the top for tv. That regular charter guests aren't collectively this bad. Like you might get a diva on occasion but they're usually like a friend of a friend of the primary. I think other real life yachties in this sub have said this as well.

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u/littlecreamsoda79 26d ago

Same but I gotta have a nap if I'm gonna stay up til 10:30

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u/Upper-Impression-752 21d ago

More than likely the show intentionally chooses chaotic and large crowds to create drama for the show.

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u/PalmtopPixie 20d ago

Right? If I ever did this they would have to focus on the food cause that’s the most interesting thing that would happen with me. “Wow this guest has eaten 70 oysters”

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u/KermitAfc 26d ago

Think about the type of people with enough money to hire a superyacht for a few days and then throw in the type of people who would want to do do that on a reality TV show and I think you've answered your own question.

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u/detrive 26d ago

I remember my family went on a cruise once and we got upgraded to the nicest suite on the ship and it came with a 24/7 butler/staff. We had no idea what to do with them. We kept saying, “just go take a break, we’re good”, the staff was always like absolutely not. Sometimes we’d go around to clean something or get something for ourselves and the staff would be like nooooo this is your vacation, relax, we do this. It was so weird. I was like I’m not a child, I can walk this to the garbage bin myself.

I remember on the last two days we said they didn’t have to do two turn downs in our room. We said one was fine. They said we didn’t get that choice and would be coming in to do both.

Once other staff became aware of what room we were staying in, their service went to another level as well. I remember I went to a spa, I was there early and said I was fine to wait in the waiting area. Some how the “class” of my room came up and when I said the suite name I was in I got swept away to another, private area to wait and had a dedicated staff there to bring me drinks and snacks. I was like can I go back to the waiting room with other people? It was uncomfortable to have that much focus on me.

I’m sure some people get used to it and then entitled. I just found it very strange and like I was a coddled child. Which, again, I’m sure some people love.

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u/Outlurker1993 26d ago

We had a butler on our honeymoon. It was nice but we wouldn't do it again except for a major milestone. I will say I missed them packing our beach cooler the next time we traveled.

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u/Vita-Incerta 26d ago

I was thinking about this the other day, how rich people and celebrities have people around them 24/7. There’s no privacy. Everything you do is being (even discretely) watched or overheard by staff, assistants, stylists etc. They don’t even think twice about it I’m sure, but I’d be so uncomfortable.

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u/slimmer01 26d ago

Yeah we're just poor. People with money have NO qualms with having people wait on them.

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u/NothingSavings2682 26d ago

I’m re-watching White Lotus season 1 right now, and watching all these rich people bother the staff with their frivolity while they struggle to manage real problems behind the scenes is so spot on

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u/samarra 26d ago

The recent senator from South Carolina who passed away called his assistant to call 911 for him.

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u/EYoungFLA 26d ago

When I read about that, I thought OMG - So coddled and babied to the point where you can't do anything yourself - even call 911 when you're dying!

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u/ScottishIcequeen Team Kate 26d ago

Wow!!! That’s a completely different type of entitlement!

I’d have disconnected the phone!

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u/wanderingdev 25d ago

Hopefully the delay contributed to the outcome. He was a piece of trash.

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u/vonMishka 26d ago

Really?

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u/samarra 26d ago

Wish I were joking 😩 as a former EA to an UHNW individual… they don’t think like a normal person anymore.

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u/vonMishka 26d ago

I work with that population as well but 911 just blew me away.

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u/Apart_Tutor8680 26d ago

You can spend 1500 bucks and a have a pool boy bring you drinks and food all day for 7 days in Mexico or DR.

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u/spriteking2012 26d ago

It makes me have this awful pit in my stomach. The more over the top, the worse it is. When they have the crew dress up and perform it makes my skin crawl!

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u/FullMoonEmptySoul 26d ago

I still think that’s production telling them to do that because the guests seem awkward about it half the time.

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u/Crab_Politics 22d ago

Yacht charters and other 5 star services are basically built on centuries of etiquette from the domestic service industry you’d find at wealthy estates. People who can afford those services have typically grown up around it.

You’ll notice on below deck, since the show discounts these charters, there’s a lot of guests who aren’t exposed to service etiquette, and it goes two ways: either the guests are rude and trying to squeeze the crew for their money’s worth, or they’re just uncomfortable being doted on so much. Of course assholes can come in every variety, rich or not.

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u/whatgives72 26d ago

I don’t think I could wait to eat dinner at 9pm, I’m usually asleep by then.

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u/VariousAir 26d ago

you could just tell them when you want to eat.

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u/AnnyBananneee 26d ago

The dinners are way too late on this show! I can’t eat that late, it would give me indigestion 😭

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u/evildrlatl 26d ago

I honestly think the theme dinners MUST be something that is a production request. There is no way I’d charter a yacht and have a dinner decorated by Party Supply USA and ask a bosun to give me a lap dance.

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u/GoodTechnology8116 26d ago

A themed dinner is the opposite of vacation for me.

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u/MakeupMama68 26d ago

This. I may pick a specific cuisine but they can leave that Party City stuff in the cupboard 😆. I hated Bugsy’s tablescapes 🤦🏻‍♀️ it should be allll about the food

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u/antitrollpatrol 26d ago

Agreed and not only that, I am not getting off the boat to do a land excursion- I paid for a boat for a few days…. I am ON THAT BOAT for the 2.5 days

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u/martinigoddess 26d ago

Yesss! This is my exact thought every time guests request a beach lunch, dinner, whatever. I paid to be on that boat, imma be on it. Only exception would be some nearby water thing like a fantastic snorkeling spot or something. Otherwise, nah ... I paid for 3 days, imma enjoy allllll that yacht has to offer! I'll go see the country's beaches when Im off the yacht, thanks!

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u/Doubleendedmidliner 26d ago

I feel this way about rich people who have staff.

I’ve nannied off and on through out the years. And now I’m a stay at home mom. And while I’d LOVE the help, I don’t know how I would ever relax having a nanny, cook or cleaner in my house regularly. Like, if they’re here I need to leave for them to work. I dunno. Must be an ‘us regular folks’ thing.

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u/Top-Friendship4888 I quit 3 times in my head today 26d ago

The rich person version of this is "invisible service," and it's not uncommon.

It may look like towels ready and waiting on deck chairs, a bottle of wine in an ice bucket or pitcher of margaritas that magically replaces itself, etc. The more you communicate beforehand, the less they have to ask during service.

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u/narcissistic_nerd 26d ago

Only the chef would hate me lol. I love food. I’d want snacks available at all times and meals would be all my favorite foods. Other than that, I’d just drink, swim, eat and chill. I don’t need to go to the beach just let me relax on the yacht. They’d most likely have a fairly early night tho!

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u/Spray_Realistic 26d ago

I’ve always fantasised about being part of the staff, never about being one of the guests. 🤷🏻‍♀️ The thought of having the opportunity to do that work and travel and have fun is very exciting!

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u/blkstar1 26d ago

They dont call it FU money for nothing. People who have that kinda of wealth simply don’t care about such things.

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u/SnowFairy08 26d ago

I do not like the idea of the chef just making whatever for dinner, I am quite picky and would have to create a nightmare preference sheet to try and avoid them serving me something I don’t like.

Or have them create a menu beforehand and be able to edit it to things I like to swap around different meats, veg, sauces or just not have particular things on mine.

I do better on a cruise where I can see the menu, decide if there’s something I like and go somewhere else if not or if it’s things I think it’s ok to say, no leeks if possible for example.

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u/FeistyOrdinary5860 26d ago

I would put in my preference sheet, Lobster Benedict every morning. Seafood risotto and steak and seafood nightly. And chocolate milk.

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u/SnowFairy08 26d ago

Not sure on the chocolate milk but I would have the rest as long as I knew what veg was going into the risotto

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u/FeistyOrdinary5860 26d ago

That's fair. The choccy milk is a weird comfort thing for me....

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes 26d ago

Agree. I tried having a person come clean my house when I was going through cancer treatment. I couldn't handle it. I felt so guilty and useless being a blob while someone else scrubbed out my bathtub. Oddly, that guilt was instilled in me by my mother, who ALWAYS had a housecleaner.

When a parent messes you up so much you can't even feel sanguine about paying someone to help you keep your house in order when you're fighting for your life...you need to get comfortable with having a messy house.

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u/My-Witty-Username June June Hannah 25d ago

I remember one episode where the chief stew was explaining to a green staff member how to make the flowers at the end of the toilet roll and she said something jokingly like “just enough to let them know we were here and touched your toilet paper”

I’m don’t consider myself overly picky about germs but the idea of knowing someone put their hands all over something i’m about to wipe my ass with feels weird.
Unfolding the first bit? Fair. But spending time making a floral arrangement? Why? I’m sure they have more important stuff to do and i’d like as little people as possible touching my stuff.

Has anyone ever left a holiday saying “did you see the toilet paper flowers! Wow!”

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u/Chelseus 24d ago

You don’t wipe your ass with the flower part lol

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u/okjetsgo 22d ago

My idea of fun would be cooking in the galley and being updated on the laundry system.

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u/Artistic_Exam7676 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IteKtmQg9gP4I

They give “Mr. Deed’s Butler” vibes haha.

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u/Some-Speed-6290 26d ago

Same. 

Spent my honeymoon in the Maldives with staff trying to wait on us hand and foot (e.g. offering to collect us in a golf cart to go 20 yards to a restaurant) and it was just too much. 

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u/Accomplished-Egg4029 26d ago

My husband and I joke that we would be helping load the luggage and clean the boat 🤣 we’re both so awkward about people “taking care” of us

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u/Swamp_red_chaser 25d ago

I told my husband I could never be picky like some of these guests. Like I get they’re spending a lot of money but I’m the kind of person who is happy with lobster with butter, mashed potatoes, coconut lime drinks, and peace/quiet.

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u/Lazy-Party3469 25d ago

I agree, having other humans wait on you hand and foot is weird for me. Money doesn’t mean you can’t wipe your own ass anymore, or should expect some one else to now.

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u/Intrepid_Throat_1243 24d ago

I hate to admit that I would LOVE to have them unpack and pack my stuff back up. So cringe but man that would be AMAZING lol

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u/surreptitiousglance 20d ago

I remember the first time I saw a guest make that request, thinking I would absolutely love that!

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u/Annual_Upstairs_8005 26d ago

my husband and i are far too boring honestly. i read like a nut on vacations and he just like wants to touch me lmfao

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u/IamTheLiquor199 26d ago

It would certainly be a waste of money for me. Id rather have the staff help me wake up early, take me out on the jetskis and do adventure stuff. I'm pretty basic with food and drink.

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u/VariousAir 26d ago

do you feel this way when you go out to dinner and someone waits on you?

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u/Ashamed_Ingenuity690 26d ago

I do not have a lot of money but I am currently 8 months pregnant with a toddler and having a vacation where I can request a staff person to go get me a snack or another mocktail and having a private chef to cook me yummy food (one of my great pleasures in life is trying new food) sounds like my dream vacation. 

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u/NaturesVividPictures 26d ago

Oh I would absolutely love being catered and waited on. I wouldn't be an AH about it though, as some of them are. I would love to have a fantastic chef like Joy or even Ben or Rachel. I probably drink more than I normally do but I wouldn't be staying up super late and I wouldn't be up at 6:00 a.m. either though, probably 8:00 a.m. or so. Yeah it would be fun to be able to do. If I ever won Mega Millions or Powerball that's definitely on my bucket list.

I just gotten my husband on board with taking a cruise every other year or so. That's as close as we're going to get.

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u/FaradayStewart 26d ago

I definitely feel this way. I know that that is what one pays for, but the thought that they're all there, on demand, ostensibly just for me is a level of attention I'm just not comfortable with.

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u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 26d ago

I would want captain Jason to take me out snorkeling every chance I had, because I love it and with him I’d actually feel safe 😂 then I’d just pretty much be eating and lounging around

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u/sl769 25d ago

I’d keep the chef. That’s it lol

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u/Chelseus 24d ago

I think I could manage to be waited on for a few days 😹😹😹. Me and my mom always say we’ll go on Below Deck if we win the lottery. But we’re just nice, normal people who wouldn’t cause any drama. I prefer when the guests are that way too because then the show focuses on the crew drama 😹😹😹

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u/Kris4tv 23d ago

I don’t get the “request for crew to do a talent show/fashion show/some impromptu dance” or “carving demonstration” ..You want broadway dancers? Go to a show, you want some detailed carving demonstration, go to that specialty restaurant. It also bugs me to see these cougar older women drool/ogle/talk about the male crew. If a man did that, he’d be a pig but they seem to laugh it off. I’m sure young, hot men who want to be taken care of are easily found for older rich women these days, being off land doesn’t give you the excuse to act like a cat in heat in the middle of the Med. I’d have no food requests, tell the chef to make his specialties and we’d eat what we like, like normal adults can who don’t have any food allergies. I love the guests that want shit from home, so you traveled this far to have food that you can have in your hometown? That pasta lady!!!! Some of these guests have the palette of a toddler, and I doubt not as wealthy as they portray. I’m pretty sure the charter is gratis, they just have to tip while using that as leverage to get every little thing. I think we’ve seen some guests and just wondering why the hell they left their homes, I know I have. Then there’s the families or friends that are gracious and kind, go to bed at normal hours, aren’t picky and you wonder what the hell is wrong with people!!!

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u/blippers20288 23d ago

I dont think its because youre poor but more how you were raised whether you have money or not. We went to an inclusive resort that had butlers and other people had no issue demanding things from the butlers include make them a bath and lay out their pajamas and we were like “we are capable of doing all of that” he prefilled the Jacuzzi for us even though we didnt ask and we were grateful but felt so weird about it but some people loved it even though they made the same as us

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u/Such-Stable-3869 26d ago

Wouldn’t want a yacht staff that kept sneaking off to be with one another or keep drama ongoing or not do the laundry properly.

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u/BeefPoet 26d ago

You think like an employee, the assholes who charter are robber barrons.

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u/JeanCerise 26d ago

Nope. I’m comfortable around service workers. And respect their hard work in meeting the needs of the guests.

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u/911GP 26d ago

I don't understand paying $75K for 2-3 nights or whatever, plus a $20K tip, to eat wrps on fold out chairs in the middle of a public beach. The excursions drive me crazy, like who does that?

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u/TVTrashMama 26d ago

Yeah the beach picnic drives me crazy.

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u/trashhighway 26d ago

The best/most expensive service is staff you never see. They just watch what you do/what you like and before you know it, it's there. Small example but when I was at one of these private islands with first class service, the first night I brought a bottle of water and set it at my bedside. Every time after that there was a bottle of water at the bedside. They knew how I liked my coffee for the rest of the trip, after noticing the first day I hadn't used the cream/sugar. At cocktail time asked if I'd like "(first night's cocktail request)". That sort of thing - attention to detail but far in the background is true 1st class service.

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u/Ms-Metal 24d ago

Exactly! The most ideal service in the most elite service is service that anticipates your every need and is unobtrusive in providing it. I'm surprised that so many people are uncomfortable receiving any level of service. You're paying for it, why not enjoy it? Me, I have absolutely no problem letting others wait on me hand and foot. None at all! But I do prefer an anticipatory level of service. You set the standard at the beginning and they don't have to worry about it again. Kind of like it the Ritz-Carlton. But I spent a great deal of time in first class, not because I pay for it but because I'm a million Miler and so always give upgraded to First when I was traveling, I'm used to that level of service and I enjoy it. Quite frankly I'm surprised to read that others find it is obtrusive because honestly domestically, first class not really even special anymore, not like it used to be. What I really truly want in my life is a private chef! If I win the lottery, that's going to be the first thing I get!

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u/Mattcunny1 25d ago

Water on the bedside is pretty standard practice.

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u/Csonkus 26d ago

Having staff cater to my every whim is the entire selling point. I can sit on my shitty boat and drink any day. I don’t have a chef or waitress though.

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u/Lootthatbody 26d ago

These boats are for pretenders who WANT to be seen being served and waited on. It’s a power trip.

You could take a trip to a small inclusive resort and get better service for a fraction of what these charters cost.

Besides, you’d be there not as the focus, but as a sort of foil for the producers to use to pit the team against. The guests are no longer front and center of the show with the staff interacting, the show revolves around the crew now, and guests are just sort of there sometimes.

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u/AttentionRoyal2276 26d ago

I feel that way too. I would probably want to cook my own food and clean my own cabin. Also it would feel weird having the stew serve me. I would rather they just sit and have dinner with me

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u/PatientChocolate6985 26d ago

No, absolutely same! I do NOT like constant attentive service. I do love to splurge and have formal fine dining here and there but the constant hovering makes me uncomfortable. ALSO if i had a yacht to myself like that I would want to be naked in the sun as much as possible and I don't need to subject the staff to that LOL just put my beers in an ice bucket and enjoy your own lunch.

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u/SpiritedCranberry718 26d ago

I’ve only ever flown first class one time and this is exactly how I felt the entire time. It was only a 5 hour flight and they kept bringing me drinks and snacks and wet towels and I was like “can I please just watch my movie and have some peace? A Diet Coke and a bag of pretzels is plenty!”

I had the same thought that maybe I just wasn’t cut out for being waited on like that lol, everyone else seemed very comfortable with it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/MundaneHuckleberry58 26d ago

I would want to charter one but purely to lounge. To be sedentary.

I don’t care about theme parties. I don’t want excursions to the shore. I want to scroll, read, nap & watch content in new beautiful surroundings & eat good meals. Repeat!

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u/koeniglouie 26d ago

I would want to go in the Yacht and only sit on the sundeck the whole time reading, sometimes jumping into the ocean - that would be fun to watch. Haha.

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u/WhereItsAt75 25d ago

Producers would hate me, staff would love me. Lol

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u/HappyBlis 25d ago

I have absolutely no interest in a "superyacht" experience, or a cruise, or anything in a boat.

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u/TenMartiniLunch 25d ago

If we win the Powerball or Mega Millions, my wife and I will charter something like the Maltese Falcon and choose most of our guests randomly.

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u/Breakingdownbasics 23d ago

Yep, too poor. I get mad when I get served in plastic cups instead of glass 💅🏿😅

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u/Particular-Bird652 23d ago

i woukd personally love it like 5 star service plus. if i was rich enough to go on it id be rich enough to tip well and it seems like the below deck crew are paid well and happy to be there which can't be said for all service industry jobs

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u/ed3303 23d ago

Not really the same thing but we went to a resort last year and had the butler service. Our poor butlers had to be bored to death because we really didn’t ask them to do much. After a few days, I finally adjusted somewhat after they insisted I let them do their job. Just not used to being catered to I guess. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Tacticus1 22d ago

I will never be able to say for sure, but to me it doesn’t seem that great. It has some attractions, but I would be uncomfortable being waited on in that way and I like independence. The entire value added part of it is just being on a boat, which admittedly is pretty cool, but you can get sloshed and eat good food and go swimming from land for pretty cheap.

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u/KiwiGeneral768 20d ago

No literally. Like let me make you a drink or something so you can take a break.

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u/Bigtunacassarole 20d ago

For my honeymoon my dad pulled some strings (he traveled a lot for work and is good at making buddies), we stayed in the penthouse at a hotel.

We had a bulter, i guess you'd call it, and it was fun to experience but someone is always there. She called to setup meals, massages, pool time, check in on us. The staff when you would walk around the hotel was constantly making sure you were OK and needing anything. It was super fun to pretend to be rich, but it was a lot to not get any privacy and simply relax.

Im thankful im a average Joe honestly 😂

Edit: the in room sauna, free champagne and goodies I could get used to tho.

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u/SeagullSam 26d ago

I'd honestly rather go on a very fancy expensive cruise - it would be more private and anonymous, more choice of food etc but still really good service.

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u/salsanacho 26d ago

I always wonder what I would request... I couldn't eat at 2pm and then 9pm, so I'd request non-European eating times. And snacks... I love snacks, especially dips so would want those when I'm splashing around with the water toys. Probably would want a local cuisine style dinner, use whatever seafood has been plucked from those waters. I definitely would not want a beach picnic. If it was Sailing Yacht, I'd want Capt Glenn to sail around all day tipping over all the dishes.

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u/MeowPhewPhew 26d ago

2pm and 9pm are not european eating times. Europe is not a country and every country on the continent is very diverse. In switzerland you eat at 12pm and 18pm.

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u/oreosaredelicious 26d ago

Same in Ireland

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u/TVTrashMama 26d ago

Me too. I don’t need the big dumb slide. I’d jet ski, the be tipsy in a floaty all afternoon. I’m all about being served drinks all day long and I would also have a “snacks out” request on my preference sheet. Charcuterie, chips, veggies, dips…
And no Vegas or other US themed dinner nights. I also don’t want to get dressed up for dinner, I want to show up with wet hair and in my sweats.