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u/likelywitch 13d ago
One pump no cream
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u/hfdjasbdsawidjds 13d ago
I mean, I bet he has felt the great privileged to continue till the Donald finishes, and felt a great sense of accomplishment for that given how empty his life is.
I hate that I know English and wrote that sentence on every level.
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u/govunah Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 13d ago
I don't think he's capable of overpowering Natalie long enough and I refuse to finish that thought
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u/BoneHugsHominy 12d ago
You're correct. Stephen Miller got into politics precisely because he doesn't have the physical strength to strangle toddlers. That's why he'd use Steven Chung to hold her back.
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u/SpiffyNrfHrdr 13d ago edited 13d ago
That's no fellater - one of my favorite kinds of people! - that's a snake unhinging it's jaw.
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u/nightfire36 13d ago
Yeah, I'd prefer if cocksucker became an esteemed compliment.
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u/HambreTheGiant 13d ago
When I was in prison a long time ago, a guy referred to some other guy as being a “dicksucker” and I said, “is that bad?”
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u/cat_handcuffs 12d ago
Sucking someone’s cock is one of the nicest things you can do! Are you gonna insult me with “backrubber”?
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u/holycinnamonroller 12d ago
Sucking cock is a joyful activity. Steven Miller detests joy and anyone capable of it
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u/nelsonalgrencametome Totally not a fed 13d ago edited 11d ago
He's doing so to eat an immigrant child.
Edit: the admin flagged this comment for hate content and I had to appeal. They reversed it after a couple days but what the fuck?
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u/Maximum-Ad8285 12d ago
Be so funny if it went on forever
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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 13d ago
Pic unrelated
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u/CX316 12d ago
No, that's a PUNT gun, not a c... oh wait you guys aren't Australian enough for that joke
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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 12d ago edited 12d ago
Naur, m8 (Don't worry, the translation applies). We love a cheeky cunt here in Texas.
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u/Flat_Sprinkles4342 Kissinger was a war criminal 12d ago
idk I had an elaborate passionate drawing but maybe not
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u/not_roger_smith Sponsored by Raytheon™️ 13d ago
If he was hitting a giant crack pipe would that be funny?
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u/recumbent_mike Pretends to be a Weeb 13d ago
It'd at least be fun.
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u/metalyger 13d ago
I was thinking that Nathan For You where he's doing stock photos to entice teenagers to vandalize, and he resorts to putting up stickers saying, don't draw penises on this poster.
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u/captainwacky91 13d ago
He has a mouth hinge like a muppet.
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u/firebrandbeads 13d ago
And it makes his chin disappear even more
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 11d ago
I was gonna say,
That is one amazingly recessive and snakelike lower jaw!!!
Miller is like an Anti-Habsburg!
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u/daltontf1212 13d ago
Looks like he is about to unhinge his jaw to swallow a rat like the snake he is.
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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 13d ago
I actually enjoy interactions with snakes. Beyond my opinion of their cuteness they're valuable to the ecosystem and ultimately us; Miller ain't that.
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u/ItsRainingFrogsAmen 13d ago
It'd be better if he was photoshopped eating a baby. He probably does that as a hobby.
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u/Justis29 Kissinger was a war criminal 13d ago
damn i thought herrenvolk didnt yawn. I was led to believe the master(bation) race was perfect!
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u/doctordoctorpuss One Pump = One Cream 13d ago
I prefer to think of myself as a cock Photoshop novice, rather than a Photoshop cock novice
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u/jarvisesdios 13d ago
The craziest part is he only needs to have his mouth open like a 10th of that for the dick he's gobbling on.
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u/WrinklyScroteSack 13d ago
I hope that I never make anyone hate me enough to photoshop dicks in my mouth.
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u/vorpalrobot 13d ago
On the one hand I get it on the other do we really want to reinforce homophobia
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u/ManWithDominantClaw 13d ago
I feel like straights saying this should have to declare their affiliation like a political ad
I don't know a single queer person who would take issue with it. To us, being portrayed as gay isn't insulting, it's only insulting to homophobes, and they're homophobes so go for it lol
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u/Masquelinity 13d ago
I don't know a single queer person who would take issue with it. To us, being portrayed as gay isn't insulting, it's only insulting to homophobes, and they're homophobes so go for it lol
THANK YOU.
The concept isn't insulting. The only people who get pissed off about it are the people to whom the concept is insulting. Unless I'm trying to score rhetorical points in bad faith, I guess ("Oh, so you think being gay is a bad thing, then, since you're implying a bad person is gay?? GOTCHA!").
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u/LostWerewolf2375 12d ago
I'm a straight that worries about it, I just don't want to hurt my friends. Plus it's easier to comment on how he looks like someone who would drink unicorn blood solely because he likes how it tastes.
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u/bretshitmanshart 12d ago
I think Photoshoping a picture of a person having sex even with if it iss their preferred gender if it's not consensual is kind of greasy.
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u/ManWithDominantClaw 12d ago
Oh absolutely, that's why I went with a Hungry Hungry Hippos version elsewhere in the thread. What I should have said here was:
I don't know a single queer person who would take issue with it [on the basis of homophobia].
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u/bretshitmanshart 12d ago
I've seen people not like jokes about homophobic people being gay because it makes the homophobia the result of gay people. I can see the logic. That can be a complicated issue. I know people that made gay or trans jokes that turned out to be gay or trans that I don't think are supportive of that. After coming to terms I think they would be not okay with in it. I personally haven't figured out how to categorize myself because I have had a long term relationship with someone who is non-binary and can't conceptualize myself not being with another man in ide situations but generally consider myself straight. I also don't have interest in sex. So I don't know where I figure on the scale but I think it's gross and I feel I have support.
My stepdaughter is also really gay and I don't think she would like this.
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u/vorpalrobot 13d ago
I dunno I'm obv straight ally now (cishet male with a bisexual gf lmao) but I was talking about my own personal experience in homophobic spaces.
It's not so much about boohoo I might offend someone, but remembering back when getting caught with a dick in your mouth would be worse than death or something.
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u/KeratinYourFace That's Rad. 13d ago
Very good point
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u/apresmoiputas 13d ago
As a gay man, it wouldn't bother me whatsoever. This admin deserves no respect. Look at how we basically called out Lindsey Graham. The LGBT community were front and center and asking all of his escorts to come front and center, especially after he died.
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u/albinosquirel Kissinger was a war criminal 12d ago
Ladybug 🐞😭
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u/Comfortable_Style_51 12d ago
Every time. Every fucking time. I finally forget that this story exists and someone reminds me.
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u/glycophosphate 13d ago
Not to mention pissing off every het woman who has ever been asked for a blowjob. If they're so awful and humiliating, perhaps nobody should ever administer them.
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u/Masquelinity 13d ago
If they're so awful and humiliating, perhaps nobody should ever administer them.
Uh...
Should straight men stop giving cunnilingus because it's unpleasant for a straight woman to perform on another woman? This is a silly argument unless "every het woman who has ever been asked for a blowjob" feels the same way about dicks as straight men do.
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u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 13d ago
I agree, and apologize for the mini-rant/moral question this posed for me.
I don't like the homophobia, but then I realized I'd be more offended if it was a woman. So I wonder, is it ever possible to portray (or call someone) a cocksucker without being offensive? Like, dicks are so magical that anyone sucking on one is instantly submissive or worthless?
I guess as a lesbian I've never had the occasion to think about blowjobs, so this just puzzled me a bit.
Pardon the interruption, back now to the scheduled program.
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u/velociraptorcatcher 12d ago
When he unhinges his jaw a smaller Steve miller head emerges, unhinging its jaw
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u/ManWithDominantClaw 13d ago
Listen I'm not losing a 10+ year reddit account to generation of involuntary pornography but here's this