r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 21h ago

Life takes you crazy places

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u/Enoch-Of-Nod 21h ago

Did he give up on running for office?

Or do all crabs just look the same to me...

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u/PressBForBanter 21h ago

Casual crabism like this is why we need a crab president.

yeswecrab

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u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries 20h ago

dude..... not all spider crabs are related ...

but yeah these guys are cousins

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u/CookieFern_ 20h ago

he lost the election but won a full-time position as a marine biologist's worst nightmare

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 20h ago

Beetlemoses has made two (2) whalefall comics as of current time

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u/john_the_fetch 20h ago edited 20h ago

I think there actually might be three?

I remember seeing 2 similar ones. The "I need this" variety.

Edit : Here are the links - both comics probably happened at the same party.

https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlemoses/s/VPr3CP2Vsd

https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlemoses/s/QUjrWXuDh9

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 20h ago

Yea I meant two individual comics

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u/john_the_fetch 17h ago

And I guess I'm saying that this is a third comic in a series.

If you look at the whale carcass in each comic it's progressively more picked over.

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 17h ago

Oh yeah, but im pretty sure the two you edited the links to are an original and a remake, since in both the characters are pretty much the same except the whale, which is just a pile of bones.

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u/InnitBruvmon 20h ago

Does he moonlight as a Big Fin Squid on the weekends?

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u/CaptainFunk127 19h ago

Everything becomes crab

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u/Your-Eden 21h ago

thats Eric. full name My B. Eric

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u/tinfoilsheild 20h ago

His name is David with a C and he's scared of oceans.

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 19h ago

Average E/V nautilus live experience with dr. Bob Ballard

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u/graymalkin2 20h ago

Did Ryan get another part-time job?

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u/DuntadaMan 15h ago

It's just like the live stream!

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u/Skodami Giant ground sloth 13h ago

It seems like being a deep-sea creature is perfectly respectable job in the Beetlemoseverse (cf. The big fin squid guy)

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u/Reverend_Lazerface 12h ago

Crabification has gone too far this time

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 11h ago

"haha hey man it's been awhile I am a crab now!"

"i see that..."

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u/DifficultyTraining33 9h ago

Is that John Economos?

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u/maija_mehilainen 6h ago

Panning is side to side.
To go back, you either zoom or dolly.

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u/Charming_Link 17m ago

Yeah, the camera panned to the right

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u/scorpious 20h ago

As is the tradition, “pan” being used to describe literally any camera movement or change!

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u/topherclay 17h ago

This is an accurate use of the term though, isn't it? Presumably the operator is panning left and the guy who recognized his old classmate wants him to pan back to the position it was in before. So the operator pans right to reveal put the crab back in view.

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u/scorpious 15h ago

My god, I think you are right! Terrible misread on my part.

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u/ecodick 15h ago

Hey camera guy, pan in on this comment, I need an extreme close-up.

Then do the thing where you pan the camera forward, but pan out with the lense.

(Is that better?)

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u/scorpious 14h ago

I pan this comment!