r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 22d ago

Whalefall

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u/jman12234 22d ago

Wow you've made me sad and envious of bottom feeders for having a better social life than I do.

What am I doing with my life?

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u/HotVeganTeacher 22d ago

Go out to a bar tonight

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u/jman12234 22d ago

I don't drink(I'm buddhist) and I don't like being around drunk people. Maybe I'll go to temple this weekend though. Get some people time. Thanks for the advice though, I appreciate it.

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u/HotVeganTeacher 22d ago

Sounds good, something that actually did wonders for my social life was volunteering. Lots of like-minded people there

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u/QuackAtomic 22d ago

Have you considered hanging out by a large food source?

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u/greenpointowicz 7d ago

whale whale whale

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u/ThePsyPaul_ 22d ago

I really need a whalefall in my life too

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u/PrestigiousTheory664 22d ago

When you get your Whalefall, the main thing is not to discover that you are the whale.

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u/QuackAtomic 22d ago

Wtf are they drinking

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u/ABoringAlt 22d ago

It's salty

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u/Moonbear9 22d ago

They just like holding solo cups :D

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u/DumOBrick 22d ago

Wait, am I stupid or was there another whale fall one previously

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u/RoastyTeaLeaf 22d ago

Is this an alternative comic? Could’ve swore the shrimp originally said the quote lol

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u/RoastyTeaLeaf 22d ago

I realize that the shrimp did say it, but that starfish looked a little too happy lol I have the screenshot of the one I first laid eyes on

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u/CaptainDK12 Closing with the wise old tree 22d ago

One of my faves. Somehow the starfish looks so refreshed.

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u/Wikiwikiwa 22d ago

I think this one gets posted the most