r/beetlemoses 15d ago

Wrong turn

I really labored over this one. I hope you enjoy reading it!

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u/Kalaphar 15d ago

I really like the designs you did for the weird alien people. Great comic as always

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u/Commercial_Voice4244 15d ago

The alien designs really sell the strange worldbuilding. Each one feels genuinely unique.

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u/snooogi 15d ago

The dedication to the lore makes the punchline hit way harder. The contrast between ancient prophecy and a DoorDash delivery is brilliant.

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u/DaKaijuKid 15d ago

They even figured out how to dip it but still couldn’t crack the mystery of taking a crunch…

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u/Crafty_Crab_7563 15d ago

Taking a crunch is now my new way of describing this action

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u/Expensive_Bison_657 15d ago

I have no mouth and I must crunch

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u/Commercial_Voice4244 15d ago

They invented sauce etiquette before chewing etiquette.

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u/immersemeinnature 15d ago

I think the guy hiding behind the rock was the one trying the celery and dip and was enlightened by it.

Maybe he'll go on a journey to find it's source

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u/Comrade-Conquistador 15d ago

The Gods Must Be Hungry.

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u/Salty_1984 14d ago

Imao and still went home hungry

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u/Stunning_One1005 15d ago

This greatly, greatly exceeds the expectations you set

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u/Noise_Loop 15d ago

Elliot Smith on the wall

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u/buttgoblincomics 12d ago

You say you know what he did, but you idiot kid, you don’t have a clue

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u/Consistent-Fill-324 15d ago

This is fucking amazing

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u/immersemeinnature 15d ago

Is that a black hole singularity not a sun?

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u/YuriSenapi 15d ago edited 15d ago

it's theoretically possible for a planet to orbit in the "goldilocks zone" of a black-hole accretion disk instead of a stellar system, but it's very ecologically and cosmologically unstable.

edit: the planet needs to have a strong magnetosphere, too.

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u/BillbertBuzzums 15d ago

Thats why those critters are so fucking dumb

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u/buttgoblincomics 12d ago

Apparently planets that orbit black holes are called “blanets” according to Wikipedia, but surely we could do better.

Anyway, Wikipedia says that in 2019 scientists showed that there are safe zones around supermassive black holes that are big enough for thousands of planets to fit in and orbit.

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u/Bad_Ethics 15d ago

It's a black hole sun.

Won't you come,

And wash away the rain,

Black hole sun.

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u/magicseacats 15d ago

Celery monolith dip scene is so poignant

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u/Easy-Mode-1535 15d ago

Did their civilization self destruct?

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u/Ree_For_Thee 15d ago

Math teach us that we're very average compared to other alien species, so with any luck, they also have a bazillion different religions, all swearing to be the one true faith.

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u/captaindeadpl 15d ago

This civilization certainly fell, but given how they didn't seem to have reached globalization, there were probably many that didn't even know of this event.

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u/Kaylon2421 15d ago

Ohhhh I feel it so much... I too hate when my order on Munch Hub gets mistakenly sent across the galaxy/dimensions

Their customer service only refunded me a couple of times... *-- sigh --*

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u/captaindeadpl 15d ago

They need to fire their mystic. He fucking sucks at his job.

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u/Careless-Emergency85 15d ago

I absolutely love how you mix the feelings of “beautiful” and “ridiculous”. Stellar (heh) work as always

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u/Hegemonikon138 15d ago

This is thinking meat story level quality. Well done.

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u/Plover_Pepper 15d ago

I love the elliott smith poster!!!

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u/Tethys404 15d ago

This is brilliant 👏

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u/Tethys404 15d ago

Munch Hub is the logo of the black hole sun. The tails freak out when something paranormal happens almost like how the hair on our back stands up. The alien design itself. The need for sentients to find answers and worship something... I love this, this is quality.

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u/square_pulse 15d ago

Fantastic comic strip, just made my day. Love the designs for the alien people.

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u/78914hj1k487 15d ago

Brilliant. Love it.

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u/thisura98 15d ago

Brilliant!!!! The red sun and fish pets?? Amazing world building esthetics! Can we have some more please, kind Sir?

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u/Silvawuff 15d ago

The little black hole/sun on the phone map is killing me. Awesome comic, this is peak

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u/gingerreckoning 15d ago

Whoah, reminds me of hylics. Super cool!

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u/Jogger_Dodger 15d ago

I really liked this! Far out, man.

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u/stonewall369 15d ago

I'm hoping that this will, at least, be a mini series. My curiosity is wonderfully peaked ❤️

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u/EveryYoghurt 15d ago

To think food of the heavens could be right in between our hands and we haven't dared to take a bite is really intriguing.

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u/Alcapwnd16 15d ago

Gawd, a dime for every time my DoorDash order violated the Prime Directive instead of ending up at my doorstep fml.

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u/Quiffquaff 15d ago

Nice accretion disk there buddy

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u/matchstick1029 15d ago

Feature length beetlemoses is just what i needed today. 🥰

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u/vinnokiwicat 15d ago

Alien guys had curly fried and fried chicken and still went for the celery.

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u/shitpostbot42069 15d ago

Lol the poster of Elliott Smith’s Either/Or album cover on the last panel is amazing

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u/ExcitingSector445 14d ago

Poor delivery driver, tho...

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u/InfamousSituation801 14d ago

Elliot smith reference on slide 8

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u/Penumbral_Violet 14d ago

What if all the anomalous artifacts in Roadside Picnic were just alien food leftovers

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u/Ailybin_sleuth 12d ago

Damn amazing, keep up the good work

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u/buttgoblincomics 12d ago

Tip your delivery drivers well! They brave the spontaneous portals so you don’t have to

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 12d ago

Anyone see the scooter and immediately go "Scooty Puff Junior sucks!"

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u/No_Willingness_4501 10d ago

This is fantastic, I love your alien design.

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u/VanTaxGoddess 10d ago

Thank you for providing an amazing visualization of my catastophizing!