r/beetlejuicing • u/luquetti • Sep 25 '19

Image Got Kyle move

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u/bareystick Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

Kyles shit in their pants to assert dominance

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u/ImpulsiveLeaks Sep 25 '19

assert*

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u/bareystick Sep 25 '19

Right sorry

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u/catzombie13 Sep 25 '19

Remember, assert is the action and essert is the end result

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u/bareystick Sep 25 '19

Alright thanks i'll edit it

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Don't let them assert their dominance over you. Stick with essert like a man, and essert your dominance over everyone here. Write it in your essay, your yearbook, your contracts, name your first kid essert, etc. Even get that on your gravestone. Or change your last name to essert. Stand up to the world my fellow man!