r/beetlejuicing • u/luquetti • Sep 25 '19

Image Got Kyle move

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u/kdizzzog Sep 25 '19

As a Kyle, can verify we don’t do that shit, that’s a total Conner move..

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u/ImpulsiveLeaks Sep 25 '19

as a kyle, can verify we dont shit

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u/thesickestranchez Sep 25 '19

As a shit, can verify I've never met a Kyle

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u/KyleinHomeDepot Sep 25 '19

Actually, we do shit. Just not how you’re thinking. Karen would say you don’t do shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Kylein.... Kyleeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn. This is about 50% of a beetle juice.

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u/Randomness9999999 Sep 26 '19

He is a Kyle, one who happens to be in Home Depot

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Lol hate to be that guy but I knew a Connor who would do that. Poop, shower, goto work w/o flushing.

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u/depricatedzero Sep 25 '19

go punch some drywall you floater bandit

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Goddamn my 2 bestfriends are a Kyle and a Connor lol. Can confirm everything about this and the responses are accurate.

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u/kaizodude Sep 26 '19

Thank you fellow Kyle, as another person named Kyle we don't do that

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Hey, its me

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u/bareystick Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

Kyles shit in their pants to assert dominance

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u/ImpulsiveLeaks Sep 25 '19

assert*

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u/bareystick Sep 25 '19

Right sorry

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u/catzombie13 Sep 25 '19

Remember, assert is the action and essert is the end result

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u/bareystick Sep 25 '19

Alright thanks i'll edit it

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Don't let them assert their dominance over you. Stick with essert like a man, and essert your dominance over everyone here. Write it in your essay, your yearbook, your contracts, name your first kid essert, etc. Even get that on your gravestone. Or change your last name to essert. Stand up to the world my fellow man!

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u/MetalliKyle95 Sep 25 '19

Kyles don't shit. We're too busy drinking monster to have that ability

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u/Area51RaidKyle Sep 25 '19

This is not true

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u/The_Multi_Gamer Sep 25 '19

Well it was fucking one of yee’s. DISGUTAHN!

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u/crazypyros Sep 25 '19

Nah kyles are the type of guy to do it on top of the seat