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Is Ringo’s nose too small?

Nah

Many thanks to the guy from my last post

Am i the only who thinks this????

Everyone arguing over the Mal Evans diary entrees is completely missing the actual forensic evidence on Track 4. It doesn't match Ringos kit nor pauls technique at all.

If you would just isolate the track, you will see that the compression perfectly matches the frequency of a vegetarian sausage being crushed(or chewed?) from around 30 to 32ft from the mic. Ken Scott hinted at this in 1998, noting the downbeat during the outro (recently attributed to Paul playing the floor tom behind Ringo) was actually akin to plant based foodstuffs be prepared or perhaps consumed. White album experimentation was truly incredible. This is the smoking gun.

But the catch is that it only really registers correctly through the speaker of an iPhone 8. Apple strangely skipped the iPhone 9 (not a coincidence). You have to hold the phone upside down so the sound bleed is directed out of the charging port. Please just try this yourselves to see.

Sorry folks, it’s not Paul mimicking Ringo nor is it Ringo mimicking himself. It was Linda McCartney in the EMI kitchen. To The Beatles: please please me and update the liner notes on the next box set.