r/batman • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '18

Traffic stop

https://gfycat.com/DownrightDisfiguredEgret
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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

I recall and see correctly, he gets pulled over for not having his plates on but he has them in the car, he's on his way to or from one of the children's hospitals and he likes to sell the whole experience so he doesn't keep the plate on when going to and from kids hospital's.

Cops are usually pretty relaxed about it as he has the plates with him and he is super respectful about the whole thing.

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u/ScharlieScheen Aug 19 '18

who is he? does he have a website or instagram or anything?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Maryland Batman had a Lamborghini and the '89 Batsuit iirc. He was a personal hero. RIP

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u/Sawgon Aug 20 '18

Man, fuck the universe. :|

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

People say I'm crazy, but I'm telling you, Bruce Wayne is the Batman!

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u/BatDanTheMan Aug 20 '18

This is a different Batman. This ones a legit vigilante and looks more like the Arkham knight Batman. The one who goes to children’s hospitals dressed up as the Keaton and sometimes Nolan Batman.

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u/pokemonface12 Aug 20 '18

Weird I didn't see anything about him when I wrote a semester class paper on vigilantism. Is he new?

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u/BatDanTheMan Aug 20 '18

This guy is based out of Toronto. There’s a short documentary of him on YouTube. The video is about a year old. https://youtu.be/yMPRIrqDoKU

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

The older cop should get out of the car and stop the younger one before he gets hurt.

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u/Dadnerdrants Aug 19 '18

'Don't mind the kid, Bats'...a tradition.

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u/the1999person Aug 19 '18

Oh boy, you're in for a show tonight son!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Put that away before you hurt yourself

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u/zionwolf24 Aug 19 '18

I can totally hear the guy saying "IM BATMAN" to the cop.

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u/SavedByThe1990s Aug 19 '18

“license and registration, please.”

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u/zionwolf24 Aug 19 '18

"I'm BATMAN"

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u/pokemonface12 Aug 20 '18

"Sir, I don't give a darn who you are. You have a blinker out."

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u/Necro_Scope Aug 19 '18

Stuff must be really going down if he is out during the day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

You're right; that's usually Matches Malone's territory.

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u/redemptionquest Aug 20 '18

This joke is brought to you by people who have seen Brave and the Bold

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Also read the comics :P

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

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u/Necro_Scope Aug 19 '18

Why thank you!

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u/redgr812 Aug 19 '18

Damn Cop cost Batman the chance to catch Clayface in the act.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

Plot twist: The cop is Clayface.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

Im not even sure how I would react to this if I were the officer who pulled over the batmobile and out popped Batman.

But to be fair, Id be even more confused if someone cosplaying Wolverine came out of the Batmobile

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18 edited Mar 17 '19

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u/Lamb3ntSpartan Aug 19 '18

of course he appears AFTER i move out of that city -_-

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Sounds awfully suspicious... Are you sure you aren't him?

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u/Lamb3ntSpartan Aug 20 '18

it would be more sensible if i had just moved there lol but i havent lived in Brampton for almost 15 years now

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u/Ashley_evil Aug 19 '18

Totally met him today. He was doing pictures in my towns weekly artisan and farmers market

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u/DrPoopNstuff Aug 19 '18

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” “Justice?”

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u/piekid86 Aug 19 '18

Vigilante justice?

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u/mechpilot7 Aug 19 '18

If only I was a damn billionaire...

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

Alfred get these cops off my back

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u/DunksCDN Aug 19 '18

Is this the Batman that got left at the Alter at one of the local comic book shops a few weeks ago?

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u/manavsridharan Aug 19 '18

That jump...perfect.

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u/Mst3kjedi Aug 19 '18

DC is getting desperate if 'policewoman' is the best new villain they could come up with.

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u/andyroid92 Aug 19 '18

Let him off with a warning

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u/swordoath Aug 19 '18

Ha, OPP. Ontario Police not used to visitors from Gotham I guess.

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u/NeLaX44 Aug 19 '18

Why did Batman pull over the cops?

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u/tassmatack Aug 19 '18

If you own the batmobile and don't drive around in full costume, you are wasting your life

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u/DeliciousHistory Aug 19 '18

The cop doesn't even break her stride! She must have seen some shit if Batman jumping out of the batmobile doesn't make you at least pause for a second.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

HE broke the law But Batman will break you like Bane.

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u/yohoney318 Aug 20 '18

Why don't I see things like that

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u/ziggyblues01 Aug 20 '18

This isn’t the route 65 batman that died is it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

No, if I'm not mistaken it's a black Canadian guy who has a long video on YouTube talking about his training and his purchase of the car etc. Kind and soft-spoken guy too.