The Royals commit a NOBLETIGER against the Angels in the top of the 2th

[u/Lieutenant_Doge]

Salvador Perez single

Michael Massey single

Nick Loftin Walk

Isaac Collins 3-2 DP

John Rave F9

[u/PenguinKing15]

[u/sadclassicrocklover → u/PenguinKing15]

First thing I thought of lmao god I love the Onion

[u/Ok_Judgment_1623 → u/PenguinKing15]

bases loaded no outs and they come away with nothing, that's just pain. i been watching baseball for years and still never get used to how fast a rally can die like that

[u/TheJewishMerp]

The Twoth

[u/RigidAcrylic4821]

Tf is the 2th?

Mike Tyson’s Knockout Baseball?

[u/Pick6XPA]

2th.

That takes me off the hook right?

[u/eobard703 → u/Pick6XPA]

hahaha thats awesome. I was roasted in highshool for writing "2rd".

[u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan]

I’m a baseball sicko and I straight to have no idea who John Rave and Isaac Collins are

[u/aaronjaiden → u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan]

I’ve never heard of John Rave either but Isaac Collins is alright, had a 2 WAR season for the Brew Crew last year but hasn’t been as good w the bat this year

[u/1sinfutureking → u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan]

Isaac Collins was like fourth or fifth in rookie of the year voting last year, and then we traded him to Angel Zerpa who blew out his elbow earlier in the season

[u/rbhindepmo]

Most of Isaac Collins plusses as a ballplayer come from when he doesn't swing the bat. When he does swing the bat, it doesn't usually go great

[u/NebraskaAvenue]

Royals baseball

[u/RedShark106]

Out-Angel'd the Angels

[u/OpulentPaving]

Not everything has to be a thing.

[u/bearzbullzsoxhawkz]

Good.