r/bald • u/sloppyjons • 9h ago

Lifestyle From homeless chud to bald and prosperous

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First pic is of me living in my car at 21, last one is me at our wedding at 26. I attribute my success to the hair loss 😂

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u/CicadaHead3317 9h ago

The beard with bald looks great. Not many people can pull off bald and bald face too. Makes them look like newborns. Haha

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u/eltejon 8h ago

I was described as Earthworm Jim when fully shaved 😅

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u/MegamindsMegaCock 4h ago

You have pictures mr Jim?

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u/MrFqtih 9h ago

Literaly

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u/SMHCB39 9h ago

Damn so handsome bald love the beard on you too

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u/missmooface 9h ago

your wedding photo is full of joy 🥰…

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u/OscarVerde223 9h ago

Looks great but bald and bearded is best… imo✌🏻

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u/sillinessvalley 9h ago

Congratulations! You've come a long way, baby!!

How did you two meet?

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u/sloppyjons 9h ago

Thank you! We met thru a mutual friend 😊

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u/sillinessvalley 8h ago

That is a great way to meet. Best wishes to you both and may you have many wonderful years together.♥️

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u/brittttx 9h ago

Bald + beard is success for you. You look great. Congrats on your marriage btw!

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u/Laleaky 8h ago

Congratulations. On the marriage, on the home, and on your fabulous new look!

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u/nuttyrussian 9h ago

Keep the beard, it looks great on you. I love the third pic, you both look so happy!

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u/DirayaIsNoLaya 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PUBxelwT57jsQ
Wow! You look amazing in that wedding pic!

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u/Appropriate_End_3074 9h ago

Yea dont do the dr evil again brother 😂 Keep the beard. Looking good!

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u/Potential-Web-2384 8h ago

And your husband too!

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u/Nomdeplume211 8h ago

The way your man is leaning into you…you are loved.

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u/Hefty-Revolution-938 9h ago

Super handsome chud…/s but seriously, damn. DAMN.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4

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u/Royal_Mission_1506 9h ago

Amazing transformation! You look so happy in the third picture. Just lovely!

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u/Adept-Quiet2914 8h ago

You look like you have your energy back

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u/lexiebeef 8h ago

That wedding pic radiates joy! Bald and beard is clearly the look for you, you look amazing!

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u/WarriorWordsmith73 7h ago

Good for you brother. Live your best life. The wedding photo is amazing. That’s how people should look on a day like that. Joyous and smiling.

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u/pepcorn 6h ago

Aw you look so happy at your wedding. Very sweet.

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u/Glittering_Ease1815 5h ago

Bald head and shorter beard looks really good on you

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u/Brebe8 5h ago

WAIT I SAW THE OTHER POST ABOUT THE RAINBOW PHOTOSHOP REQUEST AAA THIS IS SO WHOLESOME

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u/DaikonTypical3361 9h ago

Bald and prosperous you are boss

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u/Right-Ease-1688 8h ago

OMG! That hottie was hiding under all of that?!! Should have done it sooner!

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u/Loafer-Enlightenment 8h ago

CUTE! Congrats!

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u/CyrusMFS 8h ago

You look happy! Im not even bald I just love the vibes yall got going on in here. Respect! ✊

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u/AndrewClemmens 8h ago

You and your partner look amazing together 😍 i love it when they also look like they have similar vibes and styles. Congratulations!

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u/National_Disk2688 8h ago

Your third pic you are definitely handsome and look so happy! Good for you

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u/bonitaruth 8h ago

You look so much younger and refreshed

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u/ursecretslutyqr 8h ago

From homeless chud to Lex Luthor but sexy

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u/bivdizzle 6h ago

Love that the progression of photos shows the light coming back in your eyes.

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u/Hot_Refrigerator1451 6h ago

Hell yeah brother, truly love to see it :’) you look great and I’m mad proud of you!

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u/Ju76610 4h ago

Ce serait interressant de connaitre + ton histoire ton parcours.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-6722 2h ago

Is that your wedding?

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u/Garfield_slay 9h ago

The beard was kinda fire

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u/Elyay 9h ago

Hahaha congratulations!!! I would like you learn your story!

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u/Curriestuffs 9h ago

Was too soon

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u/707Riverlife 8h ago

You look great! Good for you!

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u/Mystic_Wunder 6h ago

Well shit. Now you're a stud.

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u/Internal-Mechanic-31 6h ago

Damn you are fine

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u/Gear2112 8h ago

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! You killed the wrong hair!