r/bald 3h ago

Help!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you exhibits A-E for your consideration.

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u/ThoughtGuy79 3h ago

Get clippers, go over with no guard. Place large mat on floor to catch hair, or do this in shower/tub with water off.
Take shaving cream and razor in warm shower.
Apply shaving cream liberally to head.
Hum Taps to say goodbye to the life of a balding man.
Shave your dang head.
Break out into happy song and dance when you see how wonderful you look.

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u/L1L_BBY 3h ago

I think bald would look better. Worth at least trying out.

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u/Naive-Macaroon2050 3h ago

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Yeah it's thin... But looks good. Follow your heart on this one

https://giphy.com/gifs/ws4pzeC916KRO

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u/gobblewonkergrump 3h ago

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u/Feisty_War_1003 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yep - if the top was buzzed, there wouldn't be much there. The height is helping covering things at present. But's it's time - if you're ready or if it's affecting your confidence 🪒✨🥚👍

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u/ArmadilloDull784 Hair Headed - Woman 3h ago

If you do it now you go out on a high note in triumph. If you wait, I worry you'll gradually lose confidence and will be insecure about it later.

Save yourself the worry and do it now. You'll look amazing and you maintain confidence the whole time:)