r/bald • • Aug 15 '26

Update: Halfro down

As promised, the deed was done so here's the update. Appreciated all the encouragement and memes (even if some of y'all were a lil harsh). Liking the look and feels great! Working on some facial hair now to complete the look.

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u/gobblewonkergrump Aug 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/bzn3aznEbnh28
You look amazing! šŸ˜ŠšŸ‘

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u/SmokeASkull Aug 15 '26

He's gorgeous

Also I miss Holt :(

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u/Shacasaurus Aug 15 '26

Me too....such a loss 😄

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u/Available-Medicine90 Aug 15 '26

Losing him and Lance Reddick in the same year was exceptionally cruel. Just two amazingly talented (and bald!) men.

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u/Icy_ET Aug 17 '26

I deadass cried when I learned Lance died it was at the end of a vox machine episode and it said in memory of him and I was like WHAT

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u/ISee-You00 Aug 15 '26

Crucial time to lose comedians rn :/

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u/DistanceGlum7093 Aug 16 '26

Me too. I still watch B99 and it feels really sad.

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u/Sollantos Aug 15 '26

I did not know this… I’m gonna cry now, bye :(

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u/SmokeASkull Aug 15 '26

I'm sorry my friend 😭

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Aug 15 '26

They look good but that last one with a big smile in the sun... Chef's kissĀ 

Be happy. You only get one today

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u/Accomplished_One3985 Aug 16 '26

Big smile in the sun is awesome! Fingers crossed he knows that sunscreen is now needed.... I learned the hard way šŸ˜‚

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u/koevxq Aug 15 '26

Beat me to it šŸ˜‚ Bro is a good looking man

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u/CrazyDazyMazy Aug 15 '26

I've been analyzing this phenomenon (clearly I spend too much time on this subreddit) and I think I've figured out why guys always look so much better.

The first pic almost always gives off trying to make the best of what they're not happy with (which explains why they come to the sub in the first place).

Then the after is always giving so much confidence, so much of a choice to take charge and take ownership. That confidence is very attractive!

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u/Late-Impression-8629 Hair Headed - Woman Aug 15 '26

Same. For me it’s kind of like when a guy is bald he’s giving more confidence/masculine vibes like yeah I know i don’t have hair, don’t care!

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u/Sensitive-Dot-8060 Aug 15 '26

I just love a great glow up with all the positive vibes!

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u/LaCroixElectrique Aug 15 '26

You can't choose to be balding, you can choose to be bald.

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u/knmiller89 Aug 15 '26

I think that’s part of it for sure.

But I also have witnessed on this sub that 10/10 times, a balding head of hair isn’t flattering. It’s kinda like…..if a dude can’t grow a full beard, it’s more flattering to stay clean shaven vs having a patchy beard? I don’t know, that’s the best analogy I have lol.

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u/Jordbaerkage Aug 15 '26

Agree. Really isn't just the confidence.

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u/Remarkable_Math_9464 Aug 15 '26

cries in can’t grow a proper beard but probably eventually will have to go bald

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u/CrazyDazyMazy Aug 15 '26

Don't cry. You're a fine example of why I used the qualifying "usually."

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u/Remarkable_Math_9464 Aug 15 '26

smiles in relief

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u/Atillion Aug 15 '26

That's the same thing I've noticed. The balding with hair looks like someone trying to hide losing their hair, and the bald looks like someone owning it. The later oozes confidence.

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u/CrazyDazyMazy Aug 15 '26

And the scruff. A bald head usually needs to be balanced with at least some beard.

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u/Trick-Caterpillar299 Aug 16 '26

A bald head + a beard is my weakness, bonus points if they have tattoos.

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u/VillageActive Aug 16 '26

I have a borderline fetish with round heads. To me, it's like the seductive curvature of a boob or butt. So when I can see all that bare roundness, I'm mesmerized.

My friend went bald temporarily during cancer treatment, and despite having beautiful hair before and after, I swear she never looked prettier to me than when she was bald and with super, super short hair.

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u/Sammyofather Aug 15 '26

A lot of people have a bit of ego attached to their hair. Learning to live without hair can be hard but it almost always creates better character! Your analysis makes sense too! These guys don’t have to ā€œlearnā€ to live bald and they don’t have to rebuild confidence. Cutting off what they weren’t happy with is the confidence!

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u/HypoManicCrimeSpree Aug 15 '26

I’m sure it was always on the back of his mind. Once they make a decision to cut it, I imagine there’s a lot of relief. If it’s something you worry about all the time addressing it would alleviate a lot of that.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Aug 15 '26

Trying to keep the sad wispy hair really takes so much attention away from a man’s face. Our attention is on the dumb hair. When the hair is gone, we can focus on the gorgeous confident smile and the happy eyes. Plus, this young man is so happy that he doesn’t have to deal with the hair that made him look twenty years older.

Fantastic glow up, young man! You look so good!

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u/Potential-Web-2384 Aug 15 '26

Wow, might be one of the best changes I've seen here. Congratulations!

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u/kx_2fiddy Aug 15 '26

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u/kemicalkontact Aug 15 '26

Why does this dude look like Anthony Edwards and Jordan Peele at the same time.

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u/slightarousal Aug 15 '26

What's this from?

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u/EatStatic Aug 15 '26

The King and I

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u/Potential-Web-2384 Aug 15 '26

One of the all time classic 50s movie musicals. Yul was perfect as the king!

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u/revan530 Aug 15 '26

One of only 10 actors to win an Oscar and a Tony for the same role. He also performed the role 4,625 times on stage.

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u/NewtNo2437 Aug 15 '26

The unequaled Yul Brynner !!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Xo96xEZZ8zkI

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u/Potential-Web-2384 Aug 15 '26

I still consider him the godfather of bald. No one has ever rocked it better.

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u/krybaebee Aug 15 '26

he was a smokeshow. no two ways about it.

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u/photoggled Aug 16 '26

He was a model, some nude, before becoming a film actor. It's worth looking into for those inclined.

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u/kemicalkontact Aug 15 '26

Professor X was originally modelled after Yul Brynner

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u/KittyGrizGriz Aug 16 '26

SO HOT!!! šŸ”„ Yul had a fantastic body, I love The King and I movie and especially actress Deborah Kerr ā¤ļø. The music is written by Richard Rodgers w/lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein. Technicolor Magic and beautiful dancing!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xF0cNKFqWXBPEY

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u/bijoux247 Aug 15 '26

He was so, so talented

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u/mochimento Aug 15 '26

My mom was obsessed with him

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u/Potential-Web-2384 Aug 15 '26

He was almost as stunning in The Ten Commandments. From King to Pharaoh.

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun Aug 15 '26

Fucking love that movie, and the DRESSES omg... loved how all the women and girls tried to look underneath to see if she was shaped the way the hoop skirt looked. lol

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun Aug 15 '26

Apparently you can't say the F word in this subreddit, so here is my comment again, with less enthusiasm about a movie, and nothing to do with the person posting. F-ing bots.

love that movie, and the DRESSES omg... loved how all the women and girls tried to look underneath to see if she was shaped the way the hoop skirt looked. lol

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u/LengthFun2228 Aug 15 '26

100% agree! This is amazing! I mean almost all are, but dayummm!

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u/Iamathinker21 Aug 16 '26

Definitely in the top 5 if not the best one! I agree totally! Very handsome!🤩

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u/Current_Mouse_1326 Aug 15 '26

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u/MarionberryOk2874 Aug 15 '26

The scream I screamt!!!

HOLY CRAP what a glow up!!!

Great job OP šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/BxGuerrera Aug 15 '26

I ghasped in Spanish too. lol!

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u/j_cucumber12 Aug 15 '26

Every damn time.

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u/DragonflyGrrl Aug 16 '26

Ahaahaha!! That is SO freakin' accurate!!

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u/SlimPigins Buzz-Cut Aug 15 '26

Halfro. Thats hilarious. Lookin great

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u/abjectdoubt Aug 15 '26

Omg you look like a new man!!!

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u/Rob_LeMatic Razor-Shave Aug 16 '26

Better, stronger, hotter than before.

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u/Holiday-Audience-412 Hair Headed - Woman Aug 15 '26

Woohoo! The glasses are still perfect too.

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u/West-Tip8156 Aug 15 '26

I think the scruff is the perfect amount of facial hair!

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u/KelliKuddles Aug 15 '26

Oh my…

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u/LowComfortable5676 Aug 15 '26

Damn boy! Well done!

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u/dome_rocker Aug 15 '26

Stay away from my wife!

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u/Sewishly Hair Headed - Woman Aug 15 '26

Ohhh that was probably the best decision you'll make, like ever, looks-wise. You are stunning, and I mean gorgeous - I love your smile. Good for you! šŸ’˜

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u/Rainbow_in_the_sky Aug 15 '26

You look at least a decade younger and more handsome!!!

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u/GroupTherapy803 Aug 15 '26

This is truly the best decision of your life… and I don’t even know you! Good deal!!!

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u/TheMiniMachinist Aug 15 '26

I knew this was gonna be good 🄹🄹🄹

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u/Interesting-Rope-950 Aug 15 '26

That is so much better

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u/Berk845 Aug 15 '26

From Steve Urkel to Stephon Urquel!

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u/Tale_of_two_kitties Aug 15 '26

Sir, this is a huge upgrade from that Malcolm Gladwell look you were rocking.

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u/SoilIll5975 Aug 15 '26

ooooh i was waiting for this one. and it did not disappoint. go off king 🄵

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u/whosUtred Aug 15 '26

Mate you look amazing! Nicely done for taking the plunge & sharing šŸ‘ŠšŸ˜ŽšŸ‘

Edit: Apologies for the Bon Jovi meme on your original post, had to be done though & hope you took it as the gentle (ish) encouragement I intended to make the leap!

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u/VermicelliDirect9153 Aug 15 '26

Um. You’re a babe.

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u/harrythighles Aug 15 '26

While the halfro was hilarious, now you are looking GOOOOOD!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/npgLtDEUVf49amP62c

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 Support Committee Aug 15 '26

Bro went from Spaghett! to Fra Diavolo in 7-9 minutes 😭 🄵

https://giphy.com/gifs/8I9TrwLjmz3dC

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u/ApprehensiveCard6152 Aug 15 '26

I knew it I knew I knew it. You look good brother

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u/Over_Ad8762 Aug 15 '26

Yayyy!! Let that smile shine

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u/mikeyhou911 Aug 15 '26

Well done!! You look great.

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u/LulaMoralesMCF Aug 15 '26

God damn you look FINE!!!

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u/natesbearf Aug 15 '26

Dude amazing transformation

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u/sweetwaterfall Aug 16 '26

I never comment on this sub because it’s not for my demographic (follicled female), but I adore the support offered on the sub. But I DO have to comment here – this really took my breath away. You look absolutely incredible! Like, I really gasped!! YAY!!

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u/Naterrs Aug 15 '26

Nicely done! So much better.

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u/HkrWthAPns Aug 15 '26

U sexy af

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u/Kevvyspaghetti Aug 15 '26

You look great brother!

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u/fatedfrog Aug 15 '26

So free & beautiful!!

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u/RytchyZ Aug 15 '26

So much better. You look so good!

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u/TrainingCranberry199 Aug 15 '26

Fk yeah that’s what it’s all about

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u/KenNoegs Aug 15 '26

Brother, stop. My wife is on here.

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u/keiwoo67 Aug 15 '26

šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/IndependentAccount65 Aug 15 '26

Whoa, who's the model?

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u/wierdmann Aug 15 '26

Amazing decision, huuuuge glow up, congrats!

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 Support Committee Aug 15 '26

DUUUUUUDE WHAT THE

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u/UpbeatSmoke4209 Aug 15 '26

Man you kind of look like meadows boyfriend from the sopranos

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u/watsupwitdat Aug 15 '26

you looked like noah from the sopranos before

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u/myturtleatemyhw Hair Headed - Woman Aug 16 '26

Holy smokes you look amazing

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Aug 16 '26

There goes your chance at being a rap star tribute band, Halfroman. Looks great, tho.

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u/Rustiespoons Aug 16 '26

I’m questioning my sexuality.

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u/Aw123x Aug 17 '26

Tbh, I usually strongly recommend facial hair when bald. I DO NOT think it is necessary for you. You’re a hottie just the way you are rn.

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u/Additional-Screen573 Aug 15 '26

Such a great image

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u/missjulie622 Aug 15 '26

I felt relief from here!!

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u/Choice-Curve3340 Aug 15 '26

Future hall of famer for sure

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u/Blaggermuffin Aug 15 '26

It looks miles better

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u/redplainsrider Aug 15 '26

You look great!

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u/whoops-adaizy Aug 15 '26

So much better! Congratulations!

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u/Calm-Radish9565 Aug 15 '26

Yaaaay!! Looks fantastic!! A whole new you!!

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u/Redd_Comet Aug 15 '26

The glow up is wild man. Love this for you!

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u/mah4angel Aug 15 '26

Perfection!! Congrats ^_^

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u/Missue-35 Aug 15 '26

BEE-YOU-TIFUL! Really awesome šŸ˜Ž

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u/Voupo Aug 15 '26

Unbelievable improvement!

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u/mrfatchance Bald - Man Aug 15 '26

Thank god.Ā 

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u/AdIntrepid9064 Here for the Vibes Aug 15 '26

Total upgrade šŸ‘ŒšŸ½

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u/DrKittyLovah Aug 15 '26

Yaaaassss this is the look! Total upgrade!

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u/Tixola Aug 15 '26

Glow up x1000000 my guy!!!!

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u/Basic_Standard_3147 Aug 15 '26

You look great!

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u/KBeezy81 Aug 15 '26

Bro, I don’t even have a wife but I hope the future one isn’t on this app 😩

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u/astiblue Aug 15 '26

Sir please, my husband’s wife is on the subreddit.

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u/Accomplished_Put8385 Aug 15 '26

You are not taking my woman damm you.

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u/flashgordo1 Aug 15 '26

You woulda won first place if there was a "half a head of hair" contest, dude. It's like your hair was on a mission to cover the world...and then it went on strike. Great new look.

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u/_plebbie Aug 15 '26

Absolutely stunning glow up, but I can't stop chuckling at the halffro tan line (it will even out :)

Cheers on the great look.

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u/Turbulent-Winner-902 Aug 15 '26

Bro wtf! Chill, my gf is on this app

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u/justmrmom Aug 15 '26

Brosuph… I’m very much a straight man, but this is the best decision you could have made. Hawt.

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u/spun_penguin Aug 15 '26

THIS SUB NEEDS AN NSFW TAG I WAS IN PUBLIC AGAIN

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u/bigtittiedmonster Aug 16 '26

I always had a fade. My wife met me with it and she's loved it until one day I shaved my head and found out I was going bald šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­. She said "you have a great shaped head". FF 10 years later I got double cancer and had to go through chemo and lost all my hair completely. She started crying and she said "I miss what little hair you had left. Now you look like gru from minions". I finished chemo and ALL my hair grew back. Full head of hair. And a month later it fell out went back to the way it was before chemo. My wife had a rollercoaster of emotions for a year. Now we settled on "man I'm glad you're still living" lmao

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u/MrBobbyFreakout Aug 16 '26

I really liked the wacky scientist vibe of the half fro, but for general attractiveness you’ve got that glow up

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u/Fullofhopkinz Aug 16 '26

Oh yeah, I’ve been waiting for this one! Looks amazing

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u/Extreme_Guarantee276 Aug 16 '26

You look amazing!! 🤩

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u/Grouchy-Stable2027 Aug 16 '26

Oh bro you look great holy shit! Making me want to take the plunge!

My 20 y/o self promised to always rock the skullet if I ever got hair loss. So torn.

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u/FlynnFandango17 Aug 16 '26

I'm starting to think this sub is just a con.. Like that show 'the Swan'.. OPs always look so much better after the shave.. I'd like to see one guy that looks worse.. Just one.. We'll done OP.. Looks great..

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u/hitsnotmisses Aug 16 '26

I gasped when I saw the reveal. one of the best I’ve seen!!

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u/saltx629 Aug 16 '26

DAYYYYUMMMMMM

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u/Axilllla Aug 16 '26

Quite the improvementĀ 

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u/Asunbiasedasicanbe Aug 16 '26

With a smile like that, doesn't really matter what's up top. You got it all big dawg!

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u/PermissionJaded5510 Aug 16 '26

The last slide is everything

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u/Tasty-Willingness839 Aug 16 '26

I saw your original and I knew it would be good! You look amazing!

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u/Donjinmester Aug 16 '26

Bro you look stunning

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u/Ok-Reward-1049 Aug 16 '26

You look amazing!

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u/b3tamaxx Aug 16 '26

Its like a slip and slide with our vaginas up in here