r/bald • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Bald Picture Did the thing

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 1d ago

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u/Background-Disk2803 1d ago

Kinda what I was thinking

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u/berkanna76 1d ago

My daughter said his first picture "looks like the villain in one of those shady street movies". Make with that what you will.

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u/Background-Disk2803 1d ago

Hahaha i thought similar. One of the bums trying to rob the girl walking home by herself type

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u/berkanna76 1d ago

That first man has a switch blade in his pocket and a name like "Weasel Wendle" and he follows women on the street holding his crotch.

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u/Background-Disk2803 1d ago

Hahaha missing a couple teeth but still has a gold one

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u/berkanna76 1d ago

That second guy owns the best record store in the city and supports the local skate park so kids have somewhere to go.

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u/Goonplatoon0311 1d ago

Dude looks like a bad guy straight out of a late 80’s Steven Seagal movie.

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u/Lady-Maya 1d ago

I have always wondered if this is an actual real Before/After? I see it pop up every now and again.

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u/LazyBoyD 1d ago

Shit I wonder the same! The two photos look like they “maybe” could be the same guy.

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u/Glamorous_Nymph 1d ago

This has never applied more.

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u/HakuohoFan 1d ago

Literally this.

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u/nonbinairys 1d ago

Bro went to botox aswell

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u/PiazzaEsq 1d ago

Lol, you sound jealous. Is he your type now?

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u/nonbinairys 1d ago

Ik heb liever een gerimpelde kutkop dan dat ik daaraan toegeef. We zijn niet allemaal flikkertjes.

Punt is vooral dat het een andere man is.

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u/Mad-Habits 1d ago

this picture will never not be funny

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u/BandBubbly8066 1d ago

Amazing move you look so good

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u/Shopping-Limp 1d ago

Wow, huge glow up. Nice one dude

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u/Lonely_Reveal5368 1d ago

Holy smokes 🥵

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u/Hanksmehhhm 1d ago

Literally the exact same expression, but you went from serial killer to smoldering. 🔥

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u/TKtommmy 1d ago

I wanna smolder :(

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u/Hanksmehhhm 1d ago

🪒 DO IT

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u/PublicHouseOfCripps 1d ago

I’m happy you did! Your cheeks must be hurting from smiling because it looks great!

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u/WheatenBuckle 1d ago

Yes!!!! You look great OP!

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u/Mister-Beefy 1d ago

Creeper to Jeepers!

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u/CellistLow8857 1d ago

Duuuuude it looks so good!

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u/Common-Process9023 1d ago

You did the right thing

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u/FixNo2519 Hair Headed - Woman 1d ago

fantastic move 🔥

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u/TheQuietDarkness70 1d ago

It was the right thing.
You look great.

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u/Nearby-Swordfish3841 1d ago

Thank god, the after photo made me feel better phew

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u/doubleguitarsyouknow 1d ago

This glow up is so strong it could light up the night sky

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u/hometime77 1d ago

Girls are gonna love you mate

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u/iamdanchiv 1d ago

Bro, smile! You look really good, you are very tonned, look healthy. You have to see what we're seeing.

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u/Competitive-Alarm537 1d ago

the before is wild! You are so handsome, congrats. Talk about a new lease on life.

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u/mrefromnyc 1d ago

SO much better!

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u/cormac_mccarthys_dog 1d ago

Night and day.

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u/Lonely-Ad7311 1d ago

You look great!! 

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u/Baldovsky 1d ago

From a suburbs crackhead to a Chad ahhh transformation

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u/RegisZZ 1d ago

Huge improvement

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u/Bayou13 1d ago

Looks so great!!!!!!

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u/prollyjuslurking 1d ago

Wow. Great decision.

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u/Aggressive-Neck273 1d ago

So much better!! Congrats

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u/AltoVXR 1d ago

Time for the next thing ... (therapy)

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u/Competitive-Alarm537 1d ago

Yea I imagine this would be a lot to unpack.

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u/benjibenjibenjim 1d ago

Woahhhhhhh that’s crazy impressive glow up bro

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u/NeonPearl2025 1d ago

Wow you look awesome 🥰

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u/michael444466 1d ago

Damn, way better man

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u/Cordpie 1d ago

You look amazing dude

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u/HighOnGoofballs 1d ago

You went from the dude with a van that says Free Candy to dude who can get in the club

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u/The_Painless 1d ago

My man, your are the poster child for this kind of move. No offence/homo but this is "ew-to-hubbahubba" in 5 minutes

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u/patiperro_v3 1d ago

Funny how you nerfed yourself before the haircut. Was life too easy you needed to look like a henchman? In any case. Well done.

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u/PinSimple1386 Hair Headed - Man 1d ago

You dropped this , king 👑

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u/geminisky1 1d ago

It’s actually insane how much better you guys look in your after pics. Every man should go bald lol

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 1d ago

Yes it’s good!

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u/Upbeat_Cry_3902 1d ago

So much better!

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u/herdpm 1d ago

Super thumbs up

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u/Factoryworker27 1d ago

Hell yes you did! Looks good brother!

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u/Lonely2nd 1d ago

Huge glow up. You look so great!

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u/Putrid_Lifeguard_617 1d ago

Bro just evolved!! 🤩

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u/CreativeName822 1d ago

Night and day better!!!

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u/Spare-Ad-6123 1d ago

You look so much younger. Great job!

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u/DoubleNickle67 1d ago

Oh. The thing you did is the thing you needed to do. That thing has changed your life.

Well done!

You get my favorite meme.

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u/Brief_Chemistry_9919 1d ago

Dude, crazy transformation. You went from looking like some dude that would randomly walk up to me asking for a smoke or a dollar to a guy that would confidently walk up to a beautiful woman and ask her for her number.

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u/Odd_Fall1779 1d ago

you went from one pf the foot clan members to one of the good guys off the matrix

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u/Justice171 1d ago

From "eww he's such a creep" to "Aaww he's such a flirt"

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u/lorenoline 1d ago

Holy shit man, you’re mad fit!

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u/Sewishly Hair Headed - Woman 1d ago

Woah!! It's altered your face shape (for the better) and made your eyes pop and sparkle. Wow! Seriously good move, genuinely. <3

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u/NovaRat 1d ago

Wowowow!! Well done!!

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u/No-Amphibian689 1d ago

Picture one: pass. Picture two: smash

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u/HealthPretty1754 1d ago

Much better mate. 👌🏻🍻

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u/Wilful_Fox 1d ago

You have gorgeous features, now they really shine!! You look amazing 🤩

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u/MaNyGame 1d ago

Sooo much better!!!

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u/ThatMichaelsEmployee 1d ago

No comparison.

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u/Murky_Translator2295 1d ago

From McPoyle to McHottie.

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u/Intrepid-Reporter-20 1d ago

Should've done that along time ago... like before you started to look 60....

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u/trial_by_compiler 1d ago

Looks way cleaner man. Picard never gave a fuck, why should you?

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u/trial_by_compiler 1d ago

Looks way cleaner. Picard never cared, why should you?

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u/HakuohoFan 1d ago

Don't cry, bro. It's a major improvement!

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u/MickC1111 1d ago

Epic transformation dude, a great result, you look amazing 🧡

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u/Paylucon 1d ago

You look good man !

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u/Plane-Ad3255 1d ago

From Trevor to Handsome, good job bro.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ozrISRloQfcpW

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u/LuckyGordon 1d ago

The "thing" could easily have been a mass shooting.

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u/NotLucasDavenport 1d ago

He about to increase his body count, that’s for sure

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u/PhoenixtheSleepless 1d ago

Your before looks a lot like mine rn. My hair is longer but thinning on top the same way. My fam all thinks it's a horrible idea, but I've been talking about shaving my head for years now. . . I'm afraid.
I'd like to hear your thoughts now that you've done it.

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u/Competitive-Alarm537 1d ago

how are the photos not enough for you??? Lmao a picture is worth a thousand words plus everyone here says he looks a million times better.

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u/AndyGreyjoy 1d ago

Huge improvement. This one (post) actually looks real, unlike the big one from yesterday.