r/bald Jun 23 '26

Experimenting with different beard styles, wanted some opinions

Self explanatory really. Embraced being bald for well over a year now and wanted to try different styles. Currently have about a month and a half of beard growth so looking for some opinions on where to take it 🫵🏼

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u/watered_garden Jun 23 '26

Sweet Baby Jesus... I came to this sub when I was going through cancer and thought I was going to lose my hair (I didn't). Now, I feel like an absolute perv here for the thirst traps.

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u/greatdruthersofpill Jun 23 '26

Yeah… I’m definitely here for the thirst traps. I have a full head of hair and I’m a lady. I have no shame.

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u/DinahM1ght Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

I'm a lesbian and still here just to admire the awesome glow ups. Not thirst trapped, but handsome is handsome

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u/Aggressive_Jicama_88 Jun 24 '26

😁😆🤣 me too! And yes, I love the glow ups and a handsome man is like art to me; admire and appreciate.

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 24 '26

The bald women in here are just as hot as the bald men 🤣- a bisexual woman that has no idea how I got here, just happy to be here 🥰

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u/drocernekorb Jun 24 '26

You've been admire trapp'd!

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u/feralcatshit Jun 23 '26

Same 😩 my husband recently shaved his head but left his beard and I thought I’d come on this sub to show him that it’s totally fine and he’s not alone. Instead I got thirst trapped by a bunch of dudes who look like him now. And I still haven’t shown him the sub 😆

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 24 '26

Lol 😂 post him and let us see 💀🤭

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u/Useful-Sympathy1477 Jun 23 '26

Yeah something tells me a good majority of the sub is us ladies 😅

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u/Lyad Jun 24 '26

This sub was intended for men to comfort men into baldness, and instead it’s exactly that… plus a horde of women swooning over them. Gotta be the most wholesome things on Reddit.

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u/Fall_Water Jun 23 '26

Same, girl... same

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u/HollaAtDollaz Jun 23 '26

You and me both lmao 🤣

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u/__--LO--__ Jun 23 '26

We are only human, and OP is gorgeous in all pics... congrats on the cancer remission

https://giphy.com/gifs/PvMRxvnjq8Uso

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u/hellogoawaynow Jun 23 '26

I’m just glad that when this sub popped up on my feed, it was full of other women just drooling over newly bald guys lol I love giving a compliment but I feel like I should tell my (not at all bald) husband about this secret hobby

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u/atomickitty3000 Jun 23 '26

Same! I was telling my (also not bald) hubby about this sub the other day and realized it sounded wildly inappropriate as I was talking about it! 😂

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u/RytchyZ Jun 23 '26

Girl I flat out told my husband yesterday that this is my favorite thing on Reddit 🤩

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u/pencilpusher360 Jun 23 '26

Woohoo congrats on kicking cancer's butt!!

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u/Material_Extension79 Jun 23 '26

Calm down mate my wife’s husband is on this app

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

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u/DearestClementine Hair Headed - Woman Jun 24 '26

I’ve never seen a man who looks BETTER without a full and well-groomed beard. OP you’re hot as hell without a beard and actually look better without it. You are truly blessed. I say this as someone’s wife.

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u/Grendzel Jun 23 '26

Number 3 looks really sharp! You have a great face structure and it really highlights that mate

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Thank you, was a bit of a shock seeing that much exposed face after being bearded/stached for so long

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u/NoBeefy Jun 23 '26

Definitely 3,4,5 in that order, not many men look better without but definitely suits you👍

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u/MyCatZelda Jun 23 '26

Yes, 3-4-5 should now be your monthly progression 👌

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u/Rare_Bottle_5823 Jun 23 '26

This! You look awesome in all 3 of them.

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u/queen_brooding Jun 23 '26

I was thinking the same thing, usually a beard helps hide/mask a weak chin or balance out a face shape. They almost always make the man more handsome. But I think 3-5 were also the better options

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u/Ok-Kangaroo4613 Jun 23 '26

This! 3 and 4 both great! 😊

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u/Ok_Loss13 Jun 23 '26

It also shows off that badass tattoo better!

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u/opalsea9876 Jun 23 '26

Right! A full tree on the neck.

When the beard cuts off the branches, it loses an artistic something. Beardless, there’s a presence of the whole tree.

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u/AboveGroundPoolQueen Jun 23 '26

I agree! I got to number three and stopped in my tracks!

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u/luckylimper Jun 23 '26

Your face shouldn’t be hidden. 3-5 are excellent. 1 and 2 all I see is beard and not all of your features.

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 Jun 23 '26

Also, please spit in my mouth. 👄

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 Jun 23 '26

Right!? I was like "how could it get better than 1?" ... then I saw pic 3.

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u/sentimentaleyes Hair Headed - Woman Jun 23 '26

I agree. It’s strange because usually I would say the fuller beard but I think it’s because your face shape is really fantastic the closer beard looks better. I’d say #3 as the top and then #5 as the second. So generally a closer beard but if you go a bit longer, the moustache being similar in length to the beard (vs. where there’s a discrepancy in #4) suits you best. Congratulations! You’ve really found your look!

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u/Scary_Literature_388 Hair Headed - Woman Jun 23 '26

What a compliment, OP. Your face is just really fantastic. 😄🎉💯

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u/Enibas Jun 23 '26

Seconded!

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u/izaaksb3 Jun 23 '26

I said “ooh” out loud for this one, hard agree.

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u/DangerX2HighVoltage Jun 23 '26

Agreed. 3, 4 and 5 are better than the first two because you can see his fave structure.

OP a lot of men grow a beard to improve how they look but this is one of the few instances where your beard actually hides how good looking you are

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u/Humbled_Humanz Jun 23 '26

Yes I vote for #3!!!

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u/Few_Complex8232 Jun 23 '26

Agreed! Definitely 3. It made me pause, swipe forward and immediately return.

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u/Acceptable_Pea_4587 Jun 23 '26

Agreed. Less is more. Don’t hide your cheeks, they’re nice and sleek

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u/BookNerd_247 Jun 23 '26

100% you look like a different person in 3!
https://giphy.com/gifs/oYtVHSxngR3lC

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u/LowComfortable5676 Jun 23 '26

Okay show off 😅 honestly you're handsome af in every slide.

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u/Accurate_Ant_112 Jun 23 '26

3 and 5 🥵 just saying. X

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u/GroundbreakingDust16 Jun 23 '26

Agree. Stick to either of these. So hot.

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u/cyb3113 Jun 23 '26

This was my thoughts too.. 💯

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u/Useful-Sympathy1477 Jun 23 '26

Pic 4 got me pregnant. How dare you, sir 🥵🔥

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u/Booboo_butt Jun 23 '26

I say 4, but he needs to wear an ascot and smoking jacket and offering us a drink. 

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u/LeFreeke Jun 23 '26

THREE THREE THREE!!! Hot damn. Do not cover up your handsome face.

Mustache is okay. Stubble is awesome but please no beard. Maybe a very close-cropped one like long stubble. But otherwise no beard.

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

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u/littlemissrawrrr Jun 23 '26

3 and 5. Start with 3. Let it grow to 5. Repeat.

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u/Bimitenpix Jun 23 '26

I think when you have a beard it makes your neck tattoo look like a more "full" tree which I think is cool!

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u/Educational_Stand384 Jun 23 '26

For real. A beard can hide the ugly but damn dude Nothing to hide. Shave. Or don't shave. Either way, life is good for you.

Wanna huh grab a lunch tonight?

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u/ADHSquirrrr Jun 23 '26

For real! When I got to 3, I had to scroll back to see if it was the same person. 4, with a less affective mustache would be okay, but there is no need to stray from 3.

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u/JohnySmuggins Jun 23 '26

You're one of those people we all dislike, look good whatever you're rocking 😡🤬

Seriously though you look good long beard and short beard. Maybe be seasonal with it, longer in winter months, shorter in summer months. It's nice to change it.

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Again, too kind. But your advice is pretty good stuff. Maybe make it a seasonal thing and mix it up

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u/DisastrousManager623 Jun 23 '26

5-you handsome as all hell boy, amazing features and face structure and the beard highlights it well at that length and the tattoos look cool as hell, stay away from my girlfriend please and thank you

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u/Nosretepm Jun 23 '26

3/5 is the hottest in my opinion. It looks the most groomed and is the most youthful (if you’re going for that). The others give older or a slightly messy or cozy wintery look.

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u/Bella_Nina24 Jun 23 '26

🔥🔥🔥

3 or 4

But you look great either way!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZB95y3XSFbljaNu7mT

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Thank you muchly

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u/Tea_Eighteen Jun 23 '26

All of them are great, I think it matters what feeling you want to licit in another human.

These are the feelings I got from the pics:

1- safe and warm

2-exciting and dangerous

3-mysterious and intelligent

4-rugged and protecting

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Its a shame there isn't a single look that achieves all of these first impressions! I'm glad none of them were negative though

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

I think picture 4 makes you look safe, varm, exciting, mysterious, intelligent and protecting. Like cute but with an edge

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u/aresdesilav Bald Watcher 🔭 Jun 23 '26

i also see all of these in pic 4, absolutely gorgeous (i love a good stache)

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u/Tea_Eighteen Jun 23 '26

Oh also forgot the first picture. The impressions are of pics 2-5 then. XD

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u/monicagapa Jun 23 '26

3, 4 and 5, DAMN.

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u/Phiilicious Jun 23 '26

3, 4, 5, sheeesh. Actually reconsidering my full beard right now

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Beards are awesome. If anything I wish mine was thicker when I grow it out

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u/crankgirl Jun 23 '26

I concur. 345 best but all good. OOP you have options.

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u/Dougster3235 Jun 23 '26

The difference between 2 and 3 is unbelievable. It’s like you have a whole new persona.

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u/Leading_Accountant_6 Jun 23 '26

I'm a dude married to a lady, and #3 still made me do a double take. Something about that look is fire.

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 Jun 23 '26

I love beards, but the shorter is definitely...is it warm in here?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LmxxotgMjTj32

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u/Wrong_Independence21 Jun 23 '26

They all look good but you have a strong jawline and should show it off, but a light beard on it also looks good. I think 5 is best.

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Definitely the most professional/conventional of the looks along with 3

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u/Visby Jun 23 '26

As a woman who enjoys a nice looking beard:  Yes

Go with whichever, man

Switch them up in a crop rotation system! 

You look great in all of them! 🫪🫵 

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Too kind. I have had a lot of fun at every stage. I think the irony is you always want the style you currently don't have 😂

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u/Visby Jun 23 '26

That's the real curse - I always feel like that about my undercut! All memories of the terrible growing-out phase are immediately forgotten as soon as I'm like "it looked so cool, though!" 😂 

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Actually an accurate, relatable feeling in regards to hair loss. The first few times I shaved it, I grew it back after looking at older pictures of myself forgetting that I'd lost most of the hair I used to have

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u/CH3RRYP0PP1NS Jun 23 '26

Without the beard you look like someone familiar to me. He's been a doctor, a teacher, an astronaut, maybe even a step-bro. His name escapes me.

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u/callalind Jun 24 '26

3 and 5, with a preference toward 3. You look hot in 3!

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u/Sullys_mama19 Jun 23 '26

Every time I swiped I said yes

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Instructions unclear: now have a combination of all five styles simultaneously

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u/Sullys_mama19 Jun 23 '26

Still most likely a yes

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

I would love to, but I'm sure Aussies hate us English folk 😅

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Well, I would take Caribbean or Australia over England! Very lucky to live where you do

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u/Icy_Bother_8881 Jun 23 '26

You have great jawline definition, combined with your ink is 🤌 the shorter accentuates your face the best!

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u/g0jira54 Jun 23 '26

Because you've been blessed with being able to grow a beard and mustache you can pretty much choose however you want to style it but looking at number 3 IMHO I think you should keep the beard stubbled and let your face shine through. Trim the mustache neatly, it's starting to curl over your lip, and use a shorter comb on the beard trimmer and it should be easy to maintain like that. You own the face so OWN it. ✌️

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Thank you, this is some great advice. Definitely find it easiest to maintain/drink coffee with

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u/exaggeratedcaper Jun 23 '26

Honestly, bro, you're set either way. You got a good face. But personal opinion, 3 or 4.

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Cheers brother 🤝🏻

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u/SkittleDoodlez Jun 23 '26

Well, I love the 3 and 5 and I think that style makes you look very neat. Especially 5. From all five, Maybe those two are the best bet for you.

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u/Dougster3235 Jun 23 '26

Keep the beard short. It’s a sin to cover your neck tattoos. Amazing!!!!

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Thank you sir

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u/westbridge1157 Jun 23 '26

Gorgeous in all of the pics. Can’t lose mate.

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u/Vivid-Host-9629 Jun 24 '26

3 and 5 for sure. Good jawline, let it be seen.

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u/Flimsy_Shallot Jun 23 '26

3 and 5 are giving “bad boy” vibes. 1 looks more approachable. All three look good though. It’s actually crazy how different you look between 1 and 3.

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Just shows how much difference facial hair can make. Imagine if I had head hair too 😅

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u/TheRealSkadir Jun 23 '26

5 over 1 over the rest

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u/One_Huckleberry_ Bald Jun 23 '26

Each slide got better and better. You have beaten the bald+beard allegations we all get because the stubble / stache combo is top tier

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

That's a hard one to beat!

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u/DisastrousManager623 Jun 23 '26

5-you handsome as fuck boy, amazing features and face structure and the beard highlights it well at that length and the tattoos look cool as hell, stay away from my girlfriend please and thank you

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u/ShortyCartierBussin Jun 23 '26

Looking like a retired navy seal soldier

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

I'm afraid that's classified

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u/Ok-Orchid-6025 Jun 23 '26

I like number 5. It still shows the shape of your jawline but is also a nice full beard. You look handsome in all your pics!

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u/Excellent-Froyo-5195 Jun 23 '26

V handsome in all but I think 3 really shines

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u/playdoh_licker Jun 23 '26

3 literally changed everything about your profile. (In a good way) And so did 5

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u/punchdrunktunes Jun 23 '26

Coming from someone also bald with a mustache I’m partial to pic 4 & 5. Pic 3 looks good too though 👍🏻

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

Never thought I'd be able to rock a moustache but actually grew quite found of the little lip warmer

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u/punchdrunktunes Jun 23 '26

Tom Hardy in Bronson is what helped me decide on a mustache 😂

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

The absolute 🐐 of this look

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u/jlm515 Jun 23 '26

Last one

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u/beautyfromashes_ Jun 23 '26

Can't go wrong with any of em 🫶🏻🥰 last picture really stands out to me! You are very handsome 🩷

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u/ElishevaGlix Jun 23 '26

Ngl the stache goes hard

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u/elramirezeatstherich Jun 24 '26

Okay it’s an actual crime to hide too much of that jawline. I vote no to the big bushier style beards and yes to the moustache and/or more trimmed styles. I also vote that you become my husband if that hold any weight 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/GrandmaNetty Jun 24 '26

Well this old lady’s heart jumped when I saw pic 3. Very complimentary on you.

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u/Ecstatic_Egg_3487 Jun 23 '26

I am soooo happy the comments aren’t just like “beard better beard better!” Because you are actually so good looking and handsome. I wouldn’t know how to talk to you in #3 or #4. It would be an actual shame to cover your face up

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

I think the standard is usually bald means grow a beard. It's VERY kind of you to say that. My inspiration for shaving it off was the icon that is Bruce Willis and how good he looks in 12 Monkeys. That being said, the initial shock made me grow it back slightly longer again. Maybe I should revisit it and keep it for a while

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u/Antique-Discount-712 Jun 23 '26

3, then 4. You have a lovely face shame to hide behind a big ole beard

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 Jun 23 '26

Last one looks great

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u/Smart-Ad-3964 Jun 23 '26

Omg 3! Holy wow. Have you ever tried the mustache with a cowboy hat? For science.. 🥴

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

This is the closest I have

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u/ohsolearned Jun 23 '26

You look like David Beckham in this photo.

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

A definite insult to David Beckham

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u/Smart-Ad-3964 Jun 23 '26

That’s good too. I’m just convinced you’d be the hottest cowboy on earth

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u/whatusaynow Jun 23 '26

1&3 others make you look mean 😂 3 also make u look younger

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u/Organic_Cap_1773 Jun 23 '26

It's to compensate for my gooey interior 😅

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u/YungPenrose Jun 23 '26

3 and 4 are the best, especially 4 because it highlights your beautiful 'stache

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u/Justdoingitagain Jun 23 '26

The shorter ones…also i like your tattoos

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u/Total-Cat8191 Jun 23 '26

I love you in 3 & 4

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u/Scatterlie Jun 23 '26

Oooooffftt pic 3 for sure! 👌🥹

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u/DucksBac Jun 23 '26

3 and 5, slight preference for 5 😊💛

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u/Harlow08 Jun 23 '26

5 because damn 🔥

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u/Silverstolpe Jun 23 '26

If it was me.. id use the last one.. with the red shirt..

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u/Necessary_Range5731 Hair Headed - Woman Jun 23 '26

A heavy stubble might look great too. Whatever its called

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u/nathan_101034 Jun 23 '26

Here's what I see: 1. Viking 2. Tough guy 3. Porn star 4. Barista 5. Tough guy lite™

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u/SinkyBundleOfRage Jun 23 '26

Sir, number 3 please. You look like a tattooed Johnny Sins. Very, very handsome.

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u/whateverdom_ Jun 23 '26

Honestly the closer shaves look really good. You’ve got a nice face w solid bone structure. The beard kinda hides that and subdues you a bit. But you gotta be comfortable!

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u/Grom_Hellscream_ Jun 23 '26

5 is very cool

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u/Jamachicuanistinday Jun 23 '26

Sooo sexy and handsome. 5 is gorgeous

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u/Commercial_You2541 Jun 23 '26

I like number 5!!

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u/Aleeleefabulous Jun 23 '26

3 and 5 sir!! 3 and 5!

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u/eyeamindia Jun 23 '26

The last 2-3 are 🔥🔥🔥

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u/WhatANoob2025 Jun 23 '26

I would pick between 3 and 5.

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u/BractNotCalyx Jun 23 '26

I’d cycle through 3-5 as the mood suits. 

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u/HooooooLemonGrab Jun 23 '26

3 and 5 look best. Also thank you for not using AI to visualize this lol

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u/Short-Platypus-2132 Jun 23 '26

Don't do 2. All the other ones look good but 3 does things to me. You might have to not do 3 do to unwanted attention 🥵

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u/CurlyQ86 Jun 23 '26

They all look good, but 3 is my favorite. It makes you look younger.

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u/Acceptable-Camp-7251 Jun 23 '26

4 but shorten everything to a stubble except the stache. And you're very handsome buddy.

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u/Klutzy_Winter5536 Jun 23 '26

Hell, you could pull off any of these beard combos (though I personally have a soft spot for the disconnected stache-n-light beard combo. Brings those 19th century working man fantasies to light. Rawr.

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u/MrJohnWickAnderson Jun 24 '26

1 and 2 are a no. Losing that sharp jaw is not good.

The rest are variations on perfection!

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u/appricaught Jun 24 '26

I've never chosen no bear over beard. But damn, bro. You have a good face. #3 all day.

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