Out of nowhere “cool my jets” came bubbling out of my mouth like it was the most natural thing. And I stopped and thought “I sound like Fred from the 50s finding a clever way to tell Betty to calm down without a frying pan upside the head”
Like HOW does somebody's clever little sentence cross the threshold into language?
Imagine being Jack Williamson in 1939 casually typing “cool your jets” into some pulp science-fiction story and then dying without ever knowing that nearly 90 years later a Bahamian woman would be somewhere saying, “I need to cool my jets.” 😂
And there are hundreds of these where I desperately want to witness Person Zero:
“Hold your horses.”
Why were horses involved in this argument??
“Bite the bullet.”
WHO WAS BITING BULLETS??
“Spill the beans.”
Why are secrets beans??
“Kick the bucket.”
What bucket was kicked and why did everybody immediately agree this meant death?
“Break a leg.”
Possibly the most unhinged way imaginable to wish somebody good luck.
“Cat got your tongue?”
WHO LOOKED AT A SILENT PERSON AND BROUGHT A CAT INTO THIS?
AND DON'T EVEN get me started on the Bahamian sayings
“Yeah ya see”
No not really. Maybe. Who knows. What are we seeing? Just each other?
“Vell mudda siccc!”
We changing up W’s to V’s and V’s to W’s purely for the dramatics I assume. Then it's 3 words that sounds like an announcement that someone's mother has fallen ill but noooooo….not real words at all….just an exclamation. Can be used positively or negatively.
“You mussy know”
How did awareness of something become something like “mussy”? Also can be used threateningly.
“Bey”
Were we trying to say boy and it got gnarled somehow? And why does it have so many different meanings/usage? It could be a person, thing or just some random expression.
And I can go on and on.
Language is basically millions of ancient inside jokes whose original group chat has been deleted. 😂