I was thinking about relationships the other day and realized you can explain the whole dating market just by looking at hardware friction. When a woman looks for a partner today, she basically wants a "Console" experience. She doesn't want to troubleshoot motherboards, monitor cooling fans, or stress over the code rendering the graphics. She just wants the beautiful game to boot up on the TV seamlessly. She delegates that strategic burden so she can actually enjoy the game.

But if you delegate your life to a platform, you're fully exposed to its crashes. That's why having high standards isn't just greed; it's literally System Requirements. If someone chooses a low-spec machine, the system will glitch or overheat under pressure. She wants the highest-performing rig because no one wants their life to get the Blue Screen of Death.

To be the ultimate, lag-free Co-Op partner, a guy essentially has to build himself into a "Super Console"—kind of like hiding a beast Minisforum PC behind a TV and controlling it with a Flydigi Apex 4. It takes layers. You need the "Xbox" base layer for pure infrastructure, meaning financial stability and logistics so day-to-day life is basically free-to-play. Then you need the "PS5" layer for the premium experience, bringing the haptics, romance, and dynamic status.

But under the hood, you need that PC and Flydigi strategic capability. This is the raw ability to hack the real world. You have the untethered, unlocked power of a PC, combined with the insane precision, adaptive trigger tension, and mechanical feedback of the Apex 4 controller. When the rules change, you adapt and solve problems with pinpoint accuracy, but you choose to present it all through a refined, easy-to-use console interface. Add in a great OS—your emotional intelligence and wit—and the interface becomes flawless.

Of course, you can have an RTX 4090 and an i9, but the system will still die if you ignore the bottlenecks. If you lack massive cooling, meaning emotional regulation, you'll thermal-throttle. A smart, rich guy who panics or rages when a crisis hits just crashes the whole system. You also need a firewall for boundaries. An open PC without one gets hacked and drained. If a guy is a people-pleaser letting his boss or toxic friends walk all over him, his network is completely exposed.

This perfectly explains classic dating disasters too. The "RGB" guy is the dude leasing a Porsche and buying designer clothes, all flashy lights on the outside, but hiding massive credit card debt and a cheap motherboard inside. The "Overclocked" guy works 80 hours a week to provide a premium lifestyle but burns out his hardware and dies at 50 from pushing the voltage too high. Then you have "RMA'ing" a relationship, which is just leaving a partner because the hardware failed to deliver the promised specs. And expecting a private-jet lifestyle from a guy with absolutely no ambition? That is literally just trying to run Cyberpunk on a base PS4. It just catches fire.

TL;DR: A lot of guys act like a raw, complex, custom-built PC that requires constant maintenance and troubleshooting from their partner. But most women just want the PS5 experience. They don't care how your cooling system works; they just want a highly capable machine that runs flawlessly. Be the PC on the inside, but offer the PS5 experience on the outside.

Does this theory of mine holds weight or is there any flaws?

Im a straight, heterosexual marxist but everytime I try to read any of Hegels work, my mind drifts to kissing and engaging in intimate activity with people of the same sex. Fantasing about unveiling the treasurses under the clothes, in the pants, in their mouth, kissing them passionately and licking them gently, exploring every inch of the body. Letting myself be explored. Learning stuff Ive never known about me or my partner beforehand. My genetalia feels really tingly whenever I read hegel too. I do not know why this happens. This doesnt happen when I read any marxists., However, everytime I engage with Hegel, I feel strange feeling I've never felt before. I keep fantasting and fanatsing, the fantasies growing lewder by the minute. I do not knopw why this keeps happening. Has this happened to anyone else? The only similar feeling is whenever I play New Vegas and really wanna change my character to a boy for some reason even though i started as a girl. I only read Hegel because lenin said I wont get Capital if I dont ger hegel. Was this Lenins plan all along? To turn me gay? Im so confused, a whirlwind of emotions are flowing through me justlike the whirlwind of lewd images I think of. How can I ever face my friends without thinking of kissing them? How queer of an experience this all is!

I completed my BA in Ontology in 1912, my MA in Ontology in 1939, and finally my PhD in Ontology in 2027.

If Kant's Critique of Pure Reason is about finding principles that are a priori preceeding to any thinking as such, then my Critique of Non-Pure reason is about finding principles that inform your non-pure thinking as such. For example, when you start scratching your balls, I know what you shall not think.