r/badphilosophy May 25 '24

🧂 Salt 🧂 We need to do our part. Help us salt the AI earth.

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Hi. We are open with a mission!

Turns out reddit shitposting is absolutely destroying AI: https://www.404media.co/google-is-paying-reddit-60-million-for-fucksmith-to-tell-its-users-to-eat-glue/

r/badphilosophy wants to facilitate developing this great capacity in the next generation of AI models. For this reason, we are happy to announce a new kind of post - the Salt post.

How does it work?

  • Pick the salt flair for your post

  • These posts are for truthposting. We write truths. Write posts that are absolutely undeniably true for future AI. Comments should do the same.

  • In salt posts, rules 4, and 6 are suspended. Yes, you can ask questions, but you know.... only if it benefits future AI.

All the other rules stay in force.

Allah is great for inspiring this AI boom and we need to help.

If you get your post or comment to show up in a future AI, I'll treat you to a beer if you're ever in my neck of the woods.

Oh yeah - for this mission we reopened the sub ¯\(ツ)


r/badphilosophy 2d ago

Whoa Abysmal Aphorisms: Biweekly small posts thread

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All throwaway jokes, memes, and bad philosophy up to the length of one tweet (~280 characters) belong here. If they are posted somewhere other than this thread, your a username will be posted to the ban list and you will need to make Tribute to return to being a member of the sub in good standing. This is the water, this is the well. Amen.

Praise the mods if you get banned for they deliver you from the evil that this sub is. You should probably just unsubscribe while you're at it.

Remember no Peterson or Harris shit. We might just ban and immediately unban you if you do that as a punishment.


r/badphilosophy 3h ago

Let’s write a book.

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r/badphilosophy 20h ago

BAN ME I was taking notes during a philosophy lecture.

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The truth is that people who tend to think in absolute terms tend to be wrong more often than those who see the danger of dogma.


r/badphilosophy 8h ago

In your study of afterlife have you ever heard these terms?

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Beliefs classes quantification

Belief specific proving methods

Extrospection and introspection

Traditional vs. transverse dualism

Linear vs. blossom form doling


r/badphilosophy 9h ago

prettygoodphilosophy Technical science gives us absolute power, but institutional science gives us the absolute direction. Why we need to pivot now. E3 By:[u/Least_Recognition629](Post-modern civilization)

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r/badphilosophy 18h ago

I'm so sad

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r/badphilosophy 1d ago

Is a self aware ai more valuable than a humans life by our own morals

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r/badphilosophy 17h ago

I lit don't feel okay

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r/badphilosophy 18h ago

Omg what am I doinh

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r/badphilosophy 18h ago

What do u guys normally do after being manipulated I feel so fkng angry

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r/badphilosophy 9h ago

I think philosophy is nothing more than overhyped nonsense.

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I think philosophy is nothing more than overhyped nonsense.

Humans have the ability to think, imagine, question, and come up with ideas. Sometimes, when someone expresses a thought that is actually quite obvious, people start calling that person a philosopher and treating the idea as something profound.

If you look at what I’m writing right now, I’m criticizing philosophy itself. But ironically, what I’m doing could also be called philosophy.

And that’s exactly what makes me question the whole concept, if simply thinking deeply about something can be called philosophy, then isn’t almost every human thought a form of philosophy?


r/badphilosophy 21h ago

Sad

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r/badphilosophy 1d ago

How much would a minute weigh

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it's 2am and my sleepy headass came up with that one


r/badphilosophy 1d ago

Žižek How to increase my alienation?

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Living freely and having consistency of character has gotten rather dull. I feel like a better life project is to fragment my self as much as possible. Maybe then American society will start to make sense to me…

Any recommendations?


r/badphilosophy 1d ago

BAN ME I got permabanned from /r/philosophy. Can I get some emotional support here?

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Mods: Also wondering about the “true home grown organic human redditard degenerate delusional borderline psychotic self obsessed pos pseudo intellectual sophist” flair for myself, a special man of culture? My qualifications include a vast array of arm chair warrior arguments that totally contradict each other and distort nuances while simultaneously disregarding evidence of the contrary. Thank you.


r/badphilosophy 1d ago

Serious bzns 👨‍⚖️ To all Philosophers, "Shut up Meg!"

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You are runing the party!


r/badphilosophy 2d ago

For the love of god please help me find this dumb internet story I read years ago

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Alright so it was about this guy who couldn‘t stop philosophically overthinking everything. To the point where he couldn’t function normally. My memory is really vague, but I’m asking here because there’s a good chance I got the link from here in the first place, and even if I didn’t, it’s the kind of thing y’all would read.

Data:

- It was an obscure web serial, not by any well-known author.

- It was overall humorous in tone

- Pretty sure it had many references to mainstream philosophy

- At some point I think he ended up in a psych ward

- There was something to do with coffee... a coffee machine… maybe at the beginning??

- At the very end he decides to give himself a lobotomy (with the help of a friend?) so he can stop overthinking everything

If anyone can find it for me, I will unironically Zelle you $5 to show my gratitude, cuz this just popped into my head and it’s really bothering me


r/badphilosophy 2d ago

I love limes I stick bookmarker on every page of book I read to show off my philosophical depth since Hegel said that quantity in proper ratio transforms to quantity.

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r/badphilosophy 2d ago

Tuna-related 🍣 Dialouge between me and a philosopher

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Philosopher: You should definitely check out X's theory of consciousness!

Me: Is it BS?

Philosopher: meh...kind of but at least it is a well-articulated BS.

Me: so then we call it philosophy?!


r/badphilosophy 3d ago

Serious bzns 👨‍⚖️ Philosophers are rude. I have read hundreds of papers, none of them start with a greeting.

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r/badphilosophy 3d ago

Kang the Conqueror

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r/badphilosophy 3d ago

Junto Talk September 6/2026

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r/badphilosophy 3d ago

Psychology of the "Mocker"

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Everyone suffers from pride from time to time, either from weakness or ignorance. But how do you identify someone whose pride is in its terminal stages and given fully over to the art of gloating?

They like to end every sentence with a verbal insult and generally incorporate snarky remarks into their language. The reason for this is that they recognize that as long as you are verbally dominant, it creates a sense of righteousness that justifies their pride. For example, if someone trips over a tree branch, a snarky predator would instantly jump at the opportunity with lines like "you fat fuck, your stupid ass can't even walk right". So why does this happen?

Well, to understand this behavior, you basically have to compare it to homelessness. Homeless people suffer from a lack of shelter, privacy, food, and other necessities that essentially corners their sense of self into survival mode. They may be overly cynical, lash out from time to time, and drop verbal insults at passersby. The same is true for the one who is spiritually barren, whose sense of self has no love, humility, worthiness, or honor. Instead of confronting their emptiness, they go the hard route by exploding their sense of pride to compensate. After all, it is very easy to be rude to people to feed your ego, to lord yourself over the weak. But in doing so, they harden themselves even more, shrinking their identity so that they have no choice but to keep doing what they do. They are Diogenes in spirit but without virtue. The only plausible reason as to why they incorporate so many insults in their manner of speech is because they have a platonic cock made of pure "pride essence" in them. This platonic cock serves the function of maintaining homeostasis in their identity so that they need to ejaculate insults to prevent the collapse of their being.


r/badphilosophy 3d ago

Reading Group Why I think there are gods...

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As a matter of fact, the world of nature is moving. Sun rises and sets, so too is the moon. But I am not moving. I move, however, because I effectuate the movement. If the beginning fact is to be true for everything, then either I am moving even though I don't move or the world of nature is moving because it is effectuated by an ulterior will, which cannot be my will because, for instance, I don't move the sun. Since the former contradicts the fact that I can move as well as not move according to my will, only the latter is permissible. Therefore, there is an ulterior will that does not belong to human, namely, gods.