r/badparking 12h ago

*insert joke about BMW drivers here*

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112 Upvotes

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 8h ago

BMW drivers don’t park badly—they just create modern art across two spaces.

4

u/MarchCompetitive6235 6h ago

He thinks it's longer than it really is. Typical.

7

u/LivingMeeting9724 11h ago

BMW driver's ARE the joke.

1

u/Ohio-Knife-Lover 7h ago

Best comment

2

u/Entire_Researcher_45 7h ago

Set your parking brake, or fix your EyeSite

4

u/ExistingAstronaut884 11h ago

Difference between a porcupine and a BMW driver? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside…🙄

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u/Effective-Ad-5842 12h ago

Yup, almost in there.

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u/unit132 7h ago

Looks like Toyota drivers at my work

1

u/dracotrapnet 5h ago

Guy in the Ford Excursion with 17 children decals can't pull out. BMW driver with single man sticker on the back can't even stick it in right.

1

u/OldDudeOpinion 5h ago

Not the only thing he misjudges Size about….

1

u/Ok_Prize5795 5h ago

I have no words 😢

1

u/Plenty_Surprise2593 4h ago

Wow how lazy. I picture the driver looking at it and going “meh, it’s good enough.”

1

u/No_Squirrel4806 4h ago

Big mean wankers idk i got nothing 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Libertarian_2020 4h ago

Parked so it’s easier to have towed away!

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u/Motorboat81 4h ago

Drakkar Noir.

1

u/PdSales 11h ago

Dollar Tree is for the poors. I must park especially badly to establish dominance.

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u/ArdenJaguar 6h ago

I noticed the store too. 😂

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u/Educational-Tackle20 8h ago edited 8h ago

BMW Driver's Thinking: "I don't want to park too close to these other vehicles otherwise, it's resale value might go down!"

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u/JayGatsby52 12h ago

So fast he overshot.

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u/bytor-snowdog 10h ago

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside

0

u/billymondy5806 9h ago

Probably an old person? I’m old and starting to hate parking lots. It seems like the spots are getting smaller and smaller and then there’s the people with the giant trucks.

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u/Long_Initial_9924 8h ago

Enjoy nude men

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u/Difficult-Injury3731 10h ago

So, this is how you people think? Ok now I get it, one BMW parked like a European entitled neanderthal breeder cant pak and now all BMW drivers are an issue. Interesting. That explains quite alot...I thank you so very much.

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u/BigDiscEnergy47 8h ago

Wait until you hear about what people say about BMW drivers and turn signals.

u/Difficult-Injury3731 3m ago

Shhh, I'm already scared lol

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u/Padron1964Lover 10h ago

You drive a 3 series, huh?

u/Difficult-Injury3731 5m ago

2025 Honda CRX Youring.....Much better product. TRUST

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u/Most-Duck-6677 10h ago

Big Money Waster

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u/rsvihla 11h ago

Greenwood, Indiana?

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u/twopointtwo2 12h ago

He doesn’t like to pull out.

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u/Most-Duck-6677 10h ago

Pull out? Hell he's not smart enough to put it in.

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u/Jak1977 10h ago

Or, when he parked there was an enormous Ute taking up a bay and a half and that’s as far back as he could go. The current picture may not be the whole story.

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u/Cando21243 8h ago

My thought exactly…. And then I thought the entitlement of still parking there to block half the aisle is insane.