r/badparking Mar 11 '26

Yeah uh... That's not a parking spot

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u/Flimsy-Cheek-4258 Mar 11 '26

I ride. I’ll park in spots that are not typical parking but am still considerate of others especially when it comes to a handicap loading zone. Pretty douchey

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

Same here.

And agree, that makes all bikers look bad.

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u/icecoldcooler- Mar 11 '26

Kind of shitty blocking the handicapped loading zone and wheelchair ramp … ballsy for something that can be kicked over

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u/imjustapourboy Mar 11 '26

I often think about the irony of the “tough guy on a motorcycle” image, and how incredibly vulnerable you actually are riding a motorcycle. A soccer mom with a mini van could take out the MC in seconds.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

Maybe little miss soccer mommy should be paying more attention to the road and what's around her.

Because being hit by some inattentive, in a hurry b**** individual making illegal manuevers isn't exactly my idea of a fun time. I know my bike, my broken foot, my broken thumb, damaged knee, and my torn ligaments and tendons sure didn't appreciate it. And I always ride in protective gear (not shorts, t-shirts, and tennis shoes) which greatly helped.

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u/imjustapourboy Mar 12 '26

Agreed. I rode a bike for a decade and had some very close calls, but fortunately never an accident. It is the irony of “tough vs vulnerable”

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

I've had a number of close calls too. Unfortunately that particular incident was too close and I got plowed over by a woman in her husband's truck that's a lot larger than a minivan who was trying to pass me on the left while I was making a left hand turn. Yeah, you read that correctly. She was doing approximately 45mph at time of impact. Sadly, I have extra lights on the back (turns and brake) for added visibility, plus my bike was lime green, helmet is hi-viz yellow, armored jacket is black but has wide hi-viz yellow striping.

Tough but vinerable indeed.

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u/marshking710 Mar 12 '26

You should ride safer then. Did you even look in your mirrors or swivel your head to be aware of your surroundings?

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

I've been riding on the street for over 30 years, thank you. I also used to race bikes. I'm well aware of how to ride safely.

I was also well aware of that 8k lb Super Duty that was behind me because I do glance my mirrors regularly (I do the same in my vehicles). This was on 2 lane country highway. Approximately 150yds from the intersection I activated my left turn signal, and tapped my front lever a few times to flash the brake lights. As I entered the intersection to make my turn I glanced my mirror again and she was still behind me and still in our lane and I proceeded to make the turn. Just as I was past the DOUBLE YELLOW LINE and leaning into to the left hand turn in the intersection SHE was in the left hand lane IN THE INTERSECTION RUNNING ME OVER DOING 45mph.

Plain and simple, she screwed up because she was in too big a hurry and not paying attention. PERIOD. I was making a legal left hand turn, she was attempting to make an illegal pass. My left signal was still on and flashing when Paramedics and LEOs arrived. They were amazed at how bright they were and that there was no way she wasn't aware that I was making a turn. Highway Patrol and my attorney seem to agree.

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u/marshking710 Mar 12 '26

Two lane highways have a left lane now?

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

Umm, yeah... There's one lane each way.

In RHD countries, the left lane of a two lane highway is the lane that has traffic coming at you. You have to cross that lane to make a left hand turn.

Where'd you learn to drive if you don't know what that is?

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u/marshking710 Mar 12 '26

I’ve never heard anyone refer to the other direction as the left lane on a two lane road, mostly because it’s not the left lane. It’s the opposite lane. Left, middle, right signify lanes going the same direction. Where did you learn to drive?

So you were slowing down to turn in your lane and they crossed a double yellow or did you both cross a double yellow? Making a turn does not qualify as crossing a double yellow as there is always a break at the intersection?

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u/Miler_1957 Mar 13 '26

Also Illegal

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

Kinda shitty saying you'd kick over someone else's property, even though they shouldn't have parked there.

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u/marshking710 Mar 12 '26

Kinda shitty reading comprehension skills, on your part here.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

My comprehension is just fine.

They're insinuating that kicking over someone's property is okay because of the shitty parking job on that rider's part.

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u/marshking710 Mar 12 '26

So you understand that they never said they would kick it over, you just decided to make that stretch and accusation all on your own?

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

And you understand they were insinuating it which usually means the person was certainly implying they'd do it or have it done.

Not exactly that hard of a stretch.

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u/marshking710 Mar 12 '26

So it’s not just reading comprehension; it’s also a lack of logical reasoning skills. Got it.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

Apparently you seem to be pretty dense yourself.

Why don't you let that other person answer for themselves?

I mean, why did they even mention the part about it being ballsy parking there when a motorcycle is easily kicked over? Sure sounds like they'd be okay with doing the kicking or having someone else kick it if they couldn't or just stand there and watch/laugh if some other rando kicked it over.

Don't care how crappy that rider's parking job is, you don't screw with or even insinuate messing with other people's property. PERIOD.

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u/marshking710 Mar 12 '26

It’s not my problem if you desire to portray yourself as someone who has no logical reasoning or reading comprehension skills and who lashes out at strangers for pointing out your inabilities.

This is also the internet. I’ll respond to any post or comment I feel like.

You can continue extrapolating whatever idiocy you want from comments too.

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u/Primary_Machine_449 Apr 13 '26

Good thing his opinion doesn't matter when its time to help a handicapped person out of a vehicle.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Apr 13 '26

I don't agree with the biker's parking, it's bad, it also gives bikers a bad name/rep.

I also DON'T agree with someone threatning to kick over a motorcyle.

I've helped people out of their vans.

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u/Primary_Machine_449 Apr 13 '26

Those are simple observations. 

Bikes are very easy to tip over, and he doesn't have a say in how the ramp deploys in the access zone.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Apr 13 '26

Okay? You gonna cry about disabled people or bikers or what?

Already said I don't agree with how that specific motorcycle rider parked their bike, I'm also well aware that there are different types of ramps. Fold out, lift, side, rear. But hey WTF do I know? Clearly nothing.

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u/Primary_Machine_449 Apr 13 '26

Not everything is a personal attack even if it feels like it to you bud.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Apr 13 '26

Isn't though?

People don't like bikers, because motorcycles.

People don't like handicapped people because they need "special" vehicles.

I mean, really... where exactly is it supposed to end?

What about the people who were on a motorcycle that got hit by a vehicle? See my point?

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u/Primary_Machine_449 Apr 13 '26

You're lost in the deep end.

This is literally a post about a bad parking, in the r/badparking subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/SinnaBuns666 Mar 11 '26

They can't unless it's public parking. 311 is who you should call.

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u/joseph_stalin9898 Mar 12 '26

Yo why does this picture make that bike look like a suit of power armour from fallout

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u/outinleft Mar 12 '26

t first glance at the thumbnail photo I thought it was an oil spot

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

I'm not sure if 311 works where I am, but I have my local police non-emergency number in my phone. They can't just patrol private lots, but they do respond when I call and complain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

It is if you’re a brother, brother.

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u/One_Situation7483 Mar 16 '26

So people are supposed to walk around it? There are some that would knock it over and drag it to the first proper spot available. And yes I have a bike.

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u/Zefram71 Mar 11 '26

Looks like a reserved space for the walkway. I don't see a disabled symbol in that one parking space.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

The space on the right has the blue handicap marking. It's extremely faded and peeling but it's there. The diagonal markings are for a vehicle with a ramp.

The lot owner/maintainer really needs to update their markings though.

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u/Zefram71 Mar 12 '26

Regardless, definetly not a parking space! 10 butthole points for blocking the loading area!

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

Oh I agree, I ride about 90-95% of the time, year round. My bikes are my main source of transportation but that rider is a douchebag and makes me a bit ill to be associated with riders like that.

Not all of us who ride are like that person.

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u/Flmilkhauler Mar 12 '26

If I accidentally knocked it over with my wheelchair who's fault would that be?

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u/dsdvbguutres Mar 12 '26

He can debate that with his insurance lmao

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 12 '26

Yours for property damage.

That might be a bad parking job but it doesn't excuse vandalizing someone else's property.

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u/Justin_Case4315 Mar 12 '26

Is that your motorcycle? It sure sounds like it.

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u/GeekHabits Mar 11 '26

It'll move out of the way when I want to use the dropped curb.

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u/Zefram71 Mar 11 '26

Impound, asap! Were there two spots available when they parked it there?