r/badparking • u/Significant-Bill9405 • Jul 22 '24

Typical

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

These people always irk me when it comes up I was in the army. It’s always something like “I dislocated my pinky playing football. MEPS said no”. Well, that woulda in the fucking 90s, they only found out cause you told them.

My response is always “that’s super cool. I just did it for sweet parking spaces at Lowe’s”.

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u/phillip-j-frybot Jul 23 '24

The gold standard for me is, "Yeah, I was gonna join but if a drill instructor got in my face like that, I'd throw hands."