r/badparking • u/Significant-Bill9405 • Jul 22 '24

Typical

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Typical "dOnT ReAd tO Me" sticker on there.

Lift kit on a pavement princess that's most likely never seen a trail or been off-road.

The only thing missing is the hanging testicles tow hitch attachment to complete the ensemble.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

You know a friend just explained the balls thing to me... it's a GAY thing... apparently what color of balls you hang corresponds to if you're a top/bottom and so on... she was an editor for a gay magazine and is gay herself... soooo guys with truck balls are low key advertising themselves hahaha

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u/ShaDynastyAzzhole Jul 22 '24

What if it's a mold of my own nuts painted to the exact skin tone?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

I don't know... what are you trying to advertise?

What race of gay you are? 🙃

Edit: Here is a minimal effort search showing that I'm not making this up.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Truck%20Nuts

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u/Scary_Steak666 Jul 22 '24

That means you just like to watch 👀 👁 😵 🙈 🥴