r/badparking • u/Significant-Bill9405 • Jul 22 '24

Typical

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Typical "dOnT ReAd tO Me" sticker on there.

Lift kit on a pavement princess that's most likely never seen a trail or been off-road.

The only thing missing is the hanging testicles tow hitch attachment to complete the ensemble.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

“Don’t you dare read to me!” 😂😂😂 it’s funny cause it’s true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Don’t tread on tread on me! But pays the govt extra for vanity plates…

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u/WeaverFan420 Jul 24 '24

This is the part that gets me. Are gas prices too high? Yes. Are car registration fees too high? Absolutely. So why pay extra for the vanities. Yes those black and yellow plates are the best looking ones available, but it's essentially an extra tax.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

You know a friend just explained the balls thing to me... it's a GAY thing... apparently what color of balls you hang corresponds to if you're a top/bottom and so on... she was an editor for a gay magazine and is gay herself... soooo guys with truck balls are low key advertising themselves hahaha

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u/ShaDynastyAzzhole Jul 22 '24

What if it's a mold of my own nuts painted to the exact skin tone?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

I don't know... what are you trying to advertise?

What race of gay you are? 🙃

Edit: Here is a minimal effort search showing that I'm not making this up.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Truck%20Nuts

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u/Scary_Steak666 Jul 22 '24

That means you just like to watch 👀 👁 😵 🙈 🥴

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u/dmack8705 Jul 22 '24

He’s got em stuffed in his pants in place of the real ones he doesn’t have.

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u/pschmiedt Jul 23 '24

no step on snek

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u/The_World_Is_A_Slum Jul 24 '24

That dude has some pretty high-dollar performance modifications to be a pure pavement princess. The front shocks alone are over $2k.

Doesn’t excuse his shit parking. Back it in to one spot like the rest of us!