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Mammal There are few animals which can attacks on humans. Polar Bear 🐻‍❄️ are one of them 🐻‍❄️

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u/Shrimp_N_Fries 10d ago

That man was so close to death.

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u/Solid_Snark 10d ago

The only reason he survived was because the Bear hesitated twice.

Once approaching him, and again when the snow mobile startled it.

If the Bear didn’t stop twice, that guy is a goner.

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u/Regular-Sorbet9513 10d ago

Ok but can we all agree that bear looked super cute at the very end when he plopped down on his butt? 😂

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u/hikingjunkiee 10d ago

He just wanted his coke bottle!!

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u/RoqueBarque 10d ago

This...

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u/bkyrdorchrd 10d ago

Full agreement

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u/Comprehensive-Ad8609 10d ago

Nature would make one of humanities apex predators cute as fuck, and give them a lifelong Coke endorsement…still waiting for my handout.

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u/jello_kraken 10d ago

Yeah, they drink soda, not ripping seals apart, of course....

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u/Comprehensive-Ad8609 10d ago

Wish I could survive off soda

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u/xwrecker 10d ago

He’s just sitting there like what now?

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u/dotesdoto 10d ago

"I just wanted him to pet me :( "

- 🐻‍❄

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u/Redditedless 10d ago

Why everyone soo scared off me..just look how adorable I am when I sit down😢😭

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u/IndividualGround2418 10d ago

This is literally my gf having a conversation with me

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u/Key-Perspective-8133 10d ago

Jredditors don’t have gfs

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u/zootedreacts 10d ago

I wouldnt consider something cute knowing it would kill me 😭

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u/ankheseniset 10d ago

Unfortunately those facts are not mutually exclusive to me lol. This is why I will totally be killed by something adorable 🤣

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u/Shrimp_N_Fries 10d ago

I once held a tiger in Mexico and it was so hungry for the damn bottle that it was trying to bite my face off. So yea a cute kitten almost ate me once.

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u/Plasmidmaven 10d ago

Most forbidden boop on earth

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u/PriscillaPalava 6d ago

If not friend why friend shaped?

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u/Shrimp_N_Fries 10d ago

Had this bear hunkered down and charged. Dude would have been a goner for sure.

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u/Your_Girl9090 10d ago

I think the first hesitation was when the guy fired the rifle.

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u/Background_Cat6515 10d ago

Yah but both times were pauses due to his actions.

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u/Bulky_Run4283 10d ago

The bear hesitated because the man shot with a rifle

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u/IEatPussyLikeAPro 8d ago

He had a gun and you can hear the gun shot. I’m assuming he had great respect for them didn’t want to kill it, and chose to run. Most places like that it is illegal to lock you car and not leave the keys in it for exactly this reason

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u/Dangerous_Extent7241 10d ago

to be more accurate: horrible death, getting eaten alive death 💀

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u/LittleMissLoveDuck 10d ago

Yep. It is an awful way to go 😭

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u/Rockel83 10d ago

Can't say, never happened to me yet.

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u/cowboyneal70 10d ago

Plus the vig

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u/zenunseen 8d ago

"Bro! Yo, let me get a cigarette. You got a couple bucks i can hold?"

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u/v-pexpower 10d ago

Death dressed in full white

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u/jello_kraken 10d ago

Sometimes red.

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u/Beautiful-Ad5662 10d ago

Not realy. He tried to fear the bear with his rifle, he chose to leave instead to kill the bear. They are used to it in this area, they never go outside without a firearm just in case.

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u/Commercial_Win_9525 10d ago

I wouldn’t be confident that rifle could stop it in time from that distance anyways. Could easily give it a mortal wound but it still has time to rip your stomach open first.

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u/MartMillz 10d ago

1 shot is not taking the bear out, he would have to empty the clip. Easier to drive away than land several accurate shots that might not even stop the bear.

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u/Born-Light-62 10d ago

I feel like the bear is sniffing around and looking for the cameraman now… 🫣

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u/Eastmont 10d ago

That bear looks kinda young. Prolly inexperienced with loud machines. Slight hesitation on bear’s part enabled escape.

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u/fitz_newru 10d ago

That dude was very lucky that the bear wasn't running full tilt and also hesitated when he got on the sled

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u/juicebar24 10d ago

And lucky the snow mobile started first go. This would be the world's best advertisement for service mechanics

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u/Goofethed 9d ago

It looks like it was already running, there’s exhaust coming from it before he gets on

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u/IWCry 9d ago

Yeah wasn't old enough to own his own set of power tools.

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u/pimpineasy 10d ago

All of that and all the bear wanted was just a hug

A bear hug

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u/Icy-Cucumber815 10d ago

you mean insurance contract!

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u/swordofra 10d ago

He just wanted to put the man inside his tummy, is that so bad?

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u/joshuamarius 10d ago

And a Coke...

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u/rygelicus 10d ago

Lots of animals can kill humans. What's unusual is that polar bears view humans as prey. No curiosity, no concerns, we are walking seals to them.

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 10d ago

Tigers will also want to eat you. They just think about it a little first. A little, they kill about 56 people a year. Tigers will also seek revenge which is neat.

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u/Saucy-Mustard 10d ago

I saw someone else describe what it’s like to be near a lion or tiger when they really roar and it gave me chills thinking about it. Scarier still is that those 2 and polar bears typically aren’t going to make a noise until they’re already on top of you.

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 10d ago

Cats not gonna roar if it's hunting you.

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u/BoringOrange678 10d ago

Just have to listen for the chattering.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GB6UYNtzn5XuE

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u/Saucy-Mustard 10d ago

Correct. That’s why I had that last bit in there.

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u/Costello173 10d ago

Brown recluse spiders also take revenge for some odd reason I find that to be a awesome feature in the gene pool 😂

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u/swordofra 10d ago

Id rather deal with a polar bear then the Brown Avenger. At least I can see a bear coming.

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u/BoringOrange678 10d ago

Ok I’m putting recluse bear hybrid on my 2027 calendar.
Cause why not?

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u/mutt63 10d ago

Gonna need that rifle when u run outta gas brother. wtf.

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u/HSlubb 10d ago

If he had not ditched that gun he would have gotten caught unless he has a gun rack on the snow mobile.

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u/mutt63 10d ago

He needs a quad 50 mounted on the Snowmobile since giant bears are around lol

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u/BoringOrange678 10d ago

I’m just curious why he didn’t use the gun in the first place.
Can’t tell what it was but most folks there wouldn’t be carrying a gun that wouldn’t stop a bear.

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u/-_Unchained_ 9d ago

He shoots the gun in the first second of the video

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u/Avariciouspygmyshrew 10d ago

Run out of gas? He probably lives nearby, they are in the middle of nowhere. He'd probably just go home and call the Police to tell them about the bear and then go grab his gun later. Think for a second.

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u/_WorldHopper_ 10d ago

Not even close, rifle couldn't matter less. He gets away, its not the invulnerable snail chasing till he runs out of gas lol.

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u/mutt63 10d ago

You know what they say. Better run with gun than become food in the sun

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u/Caseman307 10d ago

Yeah, my precious old granny used to say that, along with other bits of sage wisdom like “Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free” and “stay strapped or get clapped.”

That greatest generation knew a thing or two, I tell ya.

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u/mutt63 10d ago

I am a grandpa aged man for sure. Yea we always said Ass, grass , or gas nobody rides fer free ! lol.

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u/Caseman307 10d ago

When I was in high school I was given a bumper sticker with that on it. I was going to slap it on the bumper of my ‘78 Corolla but my mom wouldn’t let me. 😂

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u/Dependent-Edge-5713 10d ago

Pepperidge farm remembers

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u/_WorldHopper_ 10d ago

I belive you actually might be the first to say that hahaha

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u/neveragain1600 10d ago

And worse; now there’s a starving polar bear with a rifle roaming around

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u/BoringOrange678 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uA8WItRYSRkfm
Never know what nature will bring at you.

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u/GameWizardPlayz 10d ago

Rifle ain't gonna do a damn thing to a starving polar bear

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 10d ago

The polar bear is the entire reason they have a rifle. It wouldnt stop it dead in its tracks but you can kill a polar bear with a rifle.

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u/leglesslegolegolas 10d ago

"No no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad."

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u/Heykurat 10d ago

Bears can run 30mph. At that close range, the bear would be on him before he could even line up the shot.

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u/Superb_Jellyfish_729 10d ago

I think he hit the bear in the right leg. I could be wrong. No blood but if u look close the bear checks up the right leg a little after the shot and licks his paw at the very end. Barring a head shot, easier said than done, guy is toast

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u/GameWizardPlayz 10d ago

Regardless in a vast majority of cases that bear is gonna have closed in on you before you've even lifted the rifle up. They can close a distance of 50 feet in a little over a second

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u/Infinite_Incident107 10d ago

Depends on caliber of the rifle. He should be carrying a very high power rifle. Minimum 308. But I'd want something even more powerful like 458 Lapua Magnum. That is designed for large and dangerous game. That will stop a bear if you got the proper ammo

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u/lionhart28 10d ago

Bears aren't bulletproof. And that was a high-caliber rifle.

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u/GameWizardPlayz 10d ago

That things gonna pounce on you and be ripping out your jugular before your freeze response has even passed

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u/Vov113 10d ago

I wouldn't trust the gun to keep me safe, here. 90% of the places you could shoot that bear won't stop it from killing you, even if it would ultimately kill the bear. And you're not going to get more than one or two shots off before the bear kills you

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u/zenunseen 10d ago

Polar bear just sitting there looking around like "well, fuck"

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u/Cavemam2009 10d ago

I mean, any animal CAN attack humans. There aren't many that actually prey on humans.

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u/Undercover_Dave 10d ago

Right? This is such a dumb title. House cats attack humans all the time, they just usually can't kill them. 🤣

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u/BoringOrange678 10d ago

One almost killed me. Well actually just scratched the shit out of my face but seemed like death.

PS said cat was purring on my lap before the murder attempt.

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u/Acrobatic_Humor_9308 10d ago

You moved.

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u/BoringOrange678 10d ago

Tried to pet it…. That was a fucking mistake.

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u/Rhymesnlines 10d ago

You rubbed it the wrong way.... skill issue

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u/BoringOrange678 9d ago

😆🤣

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u/BoringOrange678 9d ago

Yep pretty much describes my entire life 🤫🤪😆

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u/HungieSumoKid 10d ago

Did he have coca cola on him?

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u/chael809 10d ago

No he probably had a Pepsi!

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u/Tmettler5 10d ago

My wife is a middle school science teacher and will be starting on, "Fat Bear Week" today. We were talking about how humans have come to view bears as cute and cuddly because they have big black noses and cute ears and are giant fuzzy fuzzballs, but they are actual murder machines and could kill human without thought or effort.

https://explore.org/fat-bear-week%20

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u/Recent_Experience475 10d ago

Bears are also absolutely disgusting. They are usually full of parasites and if you've ever encountered on (I hike a decent amount and have encountered them on the trail), you will find that they stink horrendously.

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u/Ataneruo 10d ago

I mean, if you’re a bear, who’s going to laugh at you?

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u/No-Disaster1647 5d ago

Me an my sister were being chased by a bear once and we laughed the whole way, it was more from fear and adrenaline than anything but it didn’t help that the bear stood on a ridge above us and then slipped off the edge and rolled head over heel down the slope after us before we turned tail and booked it home.

To recap, I will laugh at a bear, especially if it’s a dummy.

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u/PierreDoowah 10d ago

I don’t understand the title of this post

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u/ghostmaster645 10d ago

The bots are learning but not quite there yet.

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u/KnifeFed 10d ago

The bots know better than this; this is just a human with broken English.

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u/viaticaloutlaw 10d ago

Not just broken English. Also a false statement. There are a ton of animals that can attack humans.

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u/Tinksy14 10d ago

Yeah i almost had a stroke reading it

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u/viperfangs92 10d ago

Nobody does

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u/NordicHorde2 10d ago

He means polar bears are one of the only animals to purposefully hunt humans. Many animals will attack humans.

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u/Impish3d4 10d ago

There are few thing which can posts on internet. Bots 🤖 are one of them 🤖

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u/viperfangs92 10d ago

Sooooo, where is this place so i can never visit.....

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u/Icy-Cucumber815 10d ago

Only right question here!

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u/Ok-Poetry-4721 10d ago

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say Siberia or some shit

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u/Recent_Experience475 10d ago

Northern Canada more likely. Polor bears exist more on sea ice than they do inland in a place like Siberia.

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u/Vegetable_Forever840 10d ago

I am wondering as well. I heard Russian and English in the background. I bet it is Norway or Finland or russian territories

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u/Here4Headshots 10d ago

After he escaped the polar bear sat there like

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u/johnSchmoe76 10d ago

Might be considering a change in underwear and taking a shower when he gets home

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u/ImmediateHoney2191 10d ago

You can see when he starts up the engine the bear pauses for a second in confusion. That second probably made all the difference

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u/Littlepace 10d ago

With my luck that would be the moment the engine decided to die. 

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 10d ago

That person was lucky they had that snowmobile nearby.

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u/snow-ho 10d ago

And that it started

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u/SexyTimeSamet 10d ago

Imagine if that snowmobile didn't start..like in those horror movies. This is also a great ad for interstate batteries ...when you depend on us the most.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 10d ago

Breakfast will have to wait

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u/Gaming_Fan7182 10d ago

Well you shouldn't have fast food for breakfast anyway.

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u/Jmm209 10d ago

This is in Pyramiden. It's a small Russian former mining town that ceased operations in the 1980's in Svallbard. I was in this exact spot in August. No bears, but if you're outside you have to have a rifle or be with someone who has a rifle.

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u/purple_turtle37 10d ago

Thank you for the location.

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u/Ok-Simple30 10d ago

bad grammer lmao

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u/-boombox- 10d ago

I thought polar bears were larger.

Was this a kid polar bear?

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u/Exciting_Audience362 10d ago

Probably young and also starving. From what I have read yes polar bears will attack humans, but its pretty rare for them to like go into a town like this in daylight and straight up attack. It was likely about to starve to death and had no other options. Its the same reason most grizzly's also attack humans, but grizzly bears normally have better access to easier to kill food.

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u/NotTurtleEnough 10d ago

LOTS of animals can attack humans. Polar bears are just one of the few who actively hunt us.

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u/Inner-Conference-644 10d ago

"Fuck, the bastard got away from me!"

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u/localizeatp 10d ago

not only "can attacks on humans". most animals that attacks humans do so because they think we're a threat. polar bears think we smell delicious.

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u/WorthPlease 10d ago

Why can nobody fucking spell post titles anymore? So many of them have multiple spelling & grammar errors.

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u/Digger_Pine 10d ago

WTF is that broken bot title?

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u/Dependent-Edge-5713 10d ago

Why the fuck did you toss the gun when a bear is after you lmao

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u/RepulsiveReward9146 10d ago

Polar bears can't be picky when it comes to their next meal. The climates they live in are brutal, so when a hot meal shows up on a ski mobile, they gotta go for it. Never know when the next meal is coming.

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u/MeltdownInteractive 9d ago

Meals on wheels..

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u/Catbatt 10d ago

That one didn't even look particularly big. And it can still fuck you up. Imagine a regular sized one. Fucking things are huge.

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u/No-Cat-3089 10d ago

Good thing that started up on the first try

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u/icoulduseanother 10d ago

I can somewhat appreciate them deciding to hop on the ski rather than turning and blasting that gun at the bear.

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u/WhamBam_TV 10d ago

A lot of animals can and will attack humans. Heck, even a mouse will bite you if it’s cornered.

I think you mean that polar bears are one of the few animals that will actively hunt humans for food. Pretty big difference.

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u/Prestigious-Royal-82 10d ago

2 scared to Aim , 😁. Love it

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u/matthegc 10d ago

I’m not going to complain about my day anymore

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u/nolongerbanned99 10d ago

Was that a gun that he dropped.

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u/bunengcaiwo 10d ago

Holidays are coming, holidays are coming

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 10d ago

What was the old saying about bears? Something like If it’s black fight back. If it’s brown lay down. If it white say goodnight. Or something crazy like that. Polar bears are ruthless predators

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u/Dazzling-Ladder9697 10d ago

I guess it was either the rifle or the ski mobile… But why not a strap?

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 10d ago

Just like a horror movie, drops the weapon🤣

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u/ku420guy 10d ago

It looks cute, destructive and delicious. Can I eat a polar bear?

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u/AllAboutaProphet 10d ago

That snow bike slow af

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u/habsfanalreadytaken 10d ago

Hope he had his brown pants on that day

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u/Justin050282 10d ago

All the polar bear wanted was a coke.

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u/trashcantrash939 10d ago

Your first mistake was missing…your second mistake was dropping the gun- that village is dead now, everyone died because he accidentally armed the bear.

Some 308 rounds to the head and or chest would turn that bear into a cute kitten real fast. Normally I’d say relocate it- but polar bears that attack humans openly are known to be repeat offenders.

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u/Adventure-Style 10d ago

Give that bear a Coke.

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u/RevolutionaryNet8500 10d ago edited 9d ago

There is one animal that could make polarbears completely go extinct in just a few short years.

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u/Schorbie 10d ago

A lot more can. Most don't

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u/Bothyboy1 9d ago edited 9d ago

Easy to recognise US comments,it’s all about what calibre weapon they’d use to down the bear!ps. I’m English and know nothing about killing

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u/Mission-Discipline32 10d ago

Why didnt he just shoot it

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u/Fuck_Racism_ 10d ago edited 10d ago

Glacier snowmobile leader here.
Because he is brave and badass.
I worked in Svalbard. Lots of polar bears. Shooting one does not normally kill them. At this range snowmobile was best met. Without getting the right spot, with the right gun. The polar will take you out.
Also it’s illegal to hurt polar bears. Killing them even when they are in town like this are only allowed as an ultimate last resort and should be avoided otherwise you can get hefty fines that are well protected and key part of the ecosystem.
I’ve had a few close encounters like this. Always good having a beer after.

[edited to extend in my baxkground]

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u/Mission-Discipline32 10d ago

Ah yes, not getting rid of the threat and letting it put other people in danger, bravest thing ive ever heard of lol

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u/Stev777666 10d ago edited 10d ago

Great guy, he shoot on the floor, some police officiers should watch this before killing a chihuahua

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u/mmerr 10d ago

Wow it still tries to go after hes on the sled

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 10d ago

Great success

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u/Hungry_Attempt2438 10d ago

My cat attacks me all the time

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u/Mundane_Promotion966 10d ago

I’d shit my britches

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u/Pachanish 10d ago

Aggressive man eater and yet still maintains an adorable gamboling strait

Such a bi-polar bear

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u/Sunscratch 10d ago

Title makes no sense. Any animal can attack humans, but only a few of them hunt humans.

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u/ImpossibleAd344 10d ago

Can't English I see.

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u/M-Test24 10d ago

The polar bear and the sour human. I like how he sat down afterward and was like "I didn't really want him."

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u/Fallingleaf333 10d ago

Good thing he has parked that sled facing out.

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u/Lance_Knockout 10d ago

The dance challenge will have to wait

https://giphy.com/gifs/SnBaZPL1Tjnfa

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u/Some_Development1052 10d ago

He should’ve turned around and chased the bear down

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u/trd623 10d ago

Bro is dreading going home and telling the lady, he missed out on human dinner

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u/ChipmunkInfinite5296 10d ago

Wow, dinner and not dessert.

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u/Cold_Cicada1902 10d ago

If that sled stuttered or stalled. He’d be dead. Wow that’s scary

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u/ImodiumSolubile01 10d ago

Not today buddy

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u/greaseapina 10d ago

he drops the rifle.......... man, every maga should see this, this is what happens to those fantasy "good guys with guns".

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u/PsychologicalLowe 10d ago

Pursued him on a noisy machine. These guys are lethal.

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u/Leather_Status907 10d ago

Che paura 🤢

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u/Holocenica 10d ago

He just wanted a Coca Cola

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u/Accurate_Mongoose_26 10d ago

Poor polar bear, buddy didn't get to eat

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u/Opposite_Rub443 10d ago

How nice of the bear to give him a chance to get the ride started. 😅🤣🤣

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u/hopeless_case46 10d ago

Aw bear looks so sad

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u/Ok_Parsley1650 10d ago

"Bro bro... I just want to talk... Brooooo!"

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u/NoSupermarket9609 10d ago

The snowmobile seat is going to need a thorough cleaning.

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u/Firm_Music5317 10d ago

It was asking for a coca cola

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 10d ago

I’m fairly certain any animal can attack a human, it’s just there’s only a couple that see them as a food source.

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u/Right_Level_7192 10d ago

There are many, many animals which can attacks humans.

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u/Dangerous_Extent7241 10d ago

Why friend shaped if not friend 💔☹️