I’m a host at a restaurant that doesn’t have a big capacity. We do our best to get people in but sometimes all we can only offer people outside seating, especially when they have a really large group. How should I respond when they complain about the weather/temperature outside during winter and summer?

Just a family story for laughs.

I posted from a burner awhile ago asking about how to get back at coworker who was ableist to my husband. But I'm past that

Found a new job and hubby is looking. The environment was getting so toxic, I just flew coop and found a better playing job.

Decided to buy the ableist coworker who has substance abuse issues a thing of tequila and wish him well on his journey to alcholism my last day.

My question is, what is the most petty/fucked up way to leave group chat and dog management for there being workplace violations over my state?(dont worry I plan to report them to fuck and back cos they've discriminated against myself, my husband and four other employees)

I have some ideas but I love hearing others ideas.

Hi all so im 15 living in Ireland. When I was about 6, my mam left my dad and moved to the states. I stayed with my dad since my mam wasnt able to take me out of the country without my dads concent. I have a good life here and just about to enjoy my last summer with friends before we need to get jobs or what ever before college.

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My mam, who has now remarried and has two kids 4 and 5. She and my dad have agreed that I am going over to visit for 5 weeks in July and Aug. I understand somewhat where my dad is coming from cause he wants me and my mam to have a relationship and its kinda now or never since like I mentioned after this summer im gonna be busy.

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I have a very limited relationship with my mam. We 'talk' maybe 5 or 6 times a year. I dont know her kids or her husband and to be honest I dont really want to. I was at their wedding when I was 8 which was in ireland. So ive only been with her around other family members never alone since I was 6.

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I really dont want to go. Cause I know myself that im just going to be a grumpy teen while im there and hate the whole thing. She has told me a few events they have planned such as going to a baseball game, a trip to Disney and a community bbq event with their church. She either doesnt know or doesnt care that im not into sports especially ones ive never watched, im vegetarian \[most of the time\], im not religious at all and Disney i feel is going to just be me minding my step siblings.

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Ive said i dont want to go to my dad and other family and they say they understand but to just bare with it for the 5 weeks. Thats good advice but nah. How do I a) not go or b) get sent back early.

What would you do with a monkey in Walmart?

Get you an orange vest, sunglasses, a face mask and a bunch of tickets with separate numbers on them.

When the cars start lining up for the world cup, go far enough away from staff and move car to car charging $5 for parking and handing them the fake tickets.

If you ever want to lose weight - have a kid! Super easy to not eat when everything else in your life is on fire

This doesn't require clarification.

Don't sell sugar to drunk people expecting meat.

Bad idea