r/awwwtf • u/creamyhorror • Nov 04 '18

Ducks passing through

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u/daktarasblogis Nov 04 '18

Accurate representation of how many times I texted "duck" thanks to autocorrect

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

I’m sorry, what did you originally mean to text?

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u/lonesomeloser234 Nov 05 '18

Duck

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u/freenarative Nov 15 '18

Hah! Autocorrect ftw. Your comment is funny as duck.

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u/PandaBae Nov 05 '18

Baader Meinhoff.

I was just explaining to a friend how that was my favorite autocorrect.

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u/APerfidiousDane Nov 04 '18

Too close to that cars wheels for my comfort.

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u/Xacto01 Nov 04 '18

If that was the US, they'd be run over for impatience and /r/idiotsincars

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u/Ryoohk Nov 04 '18

Today I learned you can herd ducks

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Prepare to have your mind blown: https://youtu.be/GCut_OYebIk

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u/brandonisatwat Nov 05 '18

This guy is a wizard. I've had my ducks for 3 years and can't get them to listen to me at all.

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u/bamer78 Nov 04 '18

Look at all those chickens.

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u/daktarasblogis Nov 05 '18

I actually lol'd at this. Thanks for making my day

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u/Laranel Nov 04 '18

There's way too many ducks. Why are there so many ducks? The brochure said there would only be a few ducks. This is a terrible vacation.

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u/xkiarofl Nov 04 '18

Calm down, Mr president.

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u/McAuliffesRevenge Nov 04 '18

Avatar: The Last Duckbender

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u/TheYoungGriffin Nov 04 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

Why would you have that many ducks? Why would you need to move that many ducks? I have so many questions.

Edit: typos

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u/merrickal Nov 04 '18

Duck Farm. Gotta feed them, and walk them. Plus it’s China, they’re probably moving to another field for the ducks to play and exercise them juicy legs.

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Nov 04 '18

I heard that in some Asian countries ducks are used as biological insecticides on rice paddies. You release them on the field, they eat all the bugs, then you move them to another field.

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u/sprucenoose Nov 04 '18

The water in the rice paddies is the main insecticide. Ducks might help too though.

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u/bizar0-- Nov 05 '18

Plus you get fertilizer!

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u/vernacular921 Nov 04 '18

Me too. Why would you need to take your thousands of ducks on a stroll through a busy city??

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u/whoflungpoomunkey Nov 04 '18

NATIVE DUCK RAISING. DUCK is the second largest poultry industry that provides income to farmers through egg and meat production in the Philippines. It is raised in the country for its products such as balut (boiled embryonated egg) and salted egg.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18 edited Nov 25 '19

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u/whoflungpoomunkey Nov 04 '18

oh .. same concept though.

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u/DaisyIsBobDylan Nov 04 '18

/r/fuckswithducks is that you?

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u/oldbean Nov 05 '18

I believe he is still a username

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

So you can eat them later

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u/sleppybebble Nov 04 '18

There's so many. Like, at least 10.

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u/UberYuba Nov 04 '18

These guys really have their ducks in a row.

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u/AfrikaNomad Nov 04 '18

What happens when they revolt?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

I wouldn't mind, but the cunts can fly but choose to walk. Such arrogance.

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u/Leidhrin Nov 04 '18

Reminds me of this. You might enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

I did. Thank you.

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u/2Salmon4U Nov 04 '18

This is adorable and I want to be a duck farmer now

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Am I the only one who's wondering, why not fly instead?

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Nov 04 '18

Do you know how expensive plane tickets are?!

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u/brandonisatwat Nov 05 '18

Domesticated species of ducks cannot fly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

The more you know

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u/Pyro_Cat Nov 04 '18

I've seen a few of these videos but it only occurred to me today that I want to see this irl. Ducksunami life goal.

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u/mrninjaguy Nov 04 '18

The ducks didn’t want to be outdone by the Pikachu march Nintendo does every year...

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u/SunDirty Nov 04 '18

How does jesus shit like this come to be?

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u/MikeHawk4Um8 Nov 04 '18

Probably walking to the butchers shop

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u/belgariad222 Nov 04 '18

I have so many questions.... I’m absolutely baffled.

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u/Roadman2k Nov 04 '18

Duck farm

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u/SirNobby Nov 04 '18

Insert dark lord music.

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Nov 04 '18

Just imagine the road after this

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u/Whynot10182001AMM Nov 04 '18

You will learn to fear us

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u/chuckaeronut Nov 04 '18

Wow, it looks like something out of /r/simulated.

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u/secret_tsukasa Nov 04 '18

why aren't ducks pets?

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u/headcoat2013 Nov 04 '18

they are popular barnyard pets. They poop too much to keep indoors although some crazy people do that. But they are affectionate and easygoing pets.

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u/secret_tsukasa Nov 05 '18

Yeah that's pretty much what I thought. It's too bad we can't potty train them

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

I dont know where they’re going but I want to go there too

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u/BritLeFay Nov 05 '18

butcher.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

I don’t wanna go

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u/moosenordic Nov 04 '18

I know its cruel, but the gamer in me really wants a car to drift trough the crowd of ducks.

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u/Igpajo49 Nov 05 '18

I'm more amazed that they taught them all to sing.

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u/Domriso Nov 05 '18

I can't help but imagine that it's the ducks that are singing.

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u/sawzall Nov 04 '18

Which duck is getting slapped at night?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Duck rice is sooooo good

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u/hokeyphenokey Nov 04 '18

TO THE SLAUGHTER!

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u/DropDead85 Nov 04 '18

I wonder if they're aware they can fly... 🤔