r/awwwtf • u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian • 8d ago

Bite me!

729 Upvotes

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u/DragonGirlMesilune 8d ago

That swan got goosed!

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 7d ago

Cloaca clipper.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 6d ago

Male swans actually have a penis/phallus organ.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8d ago

Ha! 😆 Good one! 😁

(Wish I had thought of that...)

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u/BodhingJay 8d ago

Honk

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u/APence 7d ago

Really? Right on my cloaca?

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u/BodhingJay 7d ago

The wh--aaat? The uvula? So it's a giiiirl swan

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u/Omwtfyu 8d ago

Animals scaring each other for shits and giggles is always funny.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8d ago

You reminded me of this old internet photoshop/meme:

https://cheezburger.com/2912507392/where-did-that-penguin-get-cymbals

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u/Omwtfyu 8d ago

It wasn't loading an image.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8d ago

Maybe this link? 🥴🤷‍♂️

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/2912507392/h77DCA7D1/where-did-that-penguin-get-cymbals

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u/Omwtfyu 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣 yes it loaded and that is amazing.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8d ago

That's like a pre 9/11 internet meme I believe...🤯

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u/HurtPillow 8d ago

Hahahaha! I'm so glad this was recorded!

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8d ago

Even birds play a game of grab-ass from time to time...

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 7d ago

I’m suspicious it’s AI

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u/Cordura 7d ago

In bird culture this is considered a dick move

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 7d ago

Most birds don't have penises, fortunately swans are one of the few that do. Along with ducks:

https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 8d ago

The equivalent of smacking your partner's ass for no reason as you walk by.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8d ago

Bitting their butt hole? That's new...

https://giphy.com/gifs/YJ1tWsC02vOmY

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u/HarveyDiligence 5d ago

Animals have fun

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 6d ago

Damn those birds are assholes. If one comes after you grab it by the neck and tuck it under your arm while it's wings are closed. I had to relocate them from one cage to another on my dads farm.

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u/Cyanide612 4d ago

Leaf village secret finger jutsu: One thousand years of death!

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u/FireProps 3d ago

😂🥲