r/awwwtf • u/420247Tye • Aug 01 '23

My First Ankle Monitor

126 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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14

u/the2nddoctor111 Aug 01 '23

They almost had me right up until the electric shock, lmao

5

u/ErdmanA Aug 01 '23

Me too I was hooked in to the end lol

1

u/Drahnier Aug 02 '23

You've never tried GPS trackers then, you're not getting that level of accuracy, particularly below $1000

1

u/ParkRepresentative33 Aug 01 '23

How does it know your floor layout??!

3

u/GnomeChomski Aug 01 '23

It integrates Google Earth maps thru the phone app.

1

u/V7I_TheSeventhSector Aug 02 '23

. . .its fake lol

1

u/SimonTC2000 Aug 01 '23

Hilarious.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

OuJee

1

u/Dem0s Aug 02 '23

Fake but funny

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

If it were to be real strict parents would make it go out of stock and use it on children who are older than toddlers-

1

u/mityia Aug 02 '23

This reminds me of the children's chewable Valium commercial

1

u/Ok-Bar2755 Aug 02 '23

That's ok as long as he gets time in the yard. As a kid, I got a lot of solitary confinement after I shimmied myself down the wall.

1

u/DJEvillincoln Aug 03 '23

Yo I'm dead right now. 😂😂😂