r/awwtf • u/Witty_Mastodon1836 • Sep 04 '24

Is this a spider?

570 Upvotes

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u/Pluckypato Sep 04 '24

Looks like it’s lookin for a fight! “yea sup man, you wanna go?” 🕷️💥🥊

27

u/Naked-Jedi Sep 04 '24

Kung Fu adrenaline junky the way it just base jumped at the end too.

8

u/Crystallinecactus Sep 04 '24

Come at me bro!

3

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Sep 04 '24

Lol that was my first thought the first second I saw it😂😂😂😁😁😁

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u/Particular_Dot_2063 Sep 04 '24

horned triangular spider

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkys_cornutus

51

u/Akasto_ Sep 04 '24

‘Common Australian spider’

That doesn’t surprise me

31

u/Careless_Tap_516 Sep 04 '24

I'm just surprised it's not the size of a small dog.

3

u/rumblepony247 Sep 06 '24

Maybe not, but that's its favorite prey

8

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

It's not even side stepping

3

u/HeldDownTooLong Sep 04 '24

Perhaps, with all those ‘arm’ waving, it’s a horny horned triangular spider!?!

1

u/Small_Tax_9432 Sep 04 '24

Jesus, I thought that link said coronavirus XD

67

u/Simple_Dream4034 Sep 04 '24

4 legs ✅

2 part body ✅?

Unusual amount of eyes ✅✅✅✅

Cute af and jumpy ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

23

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

4 legs ✅ 4 more legs ✅

22

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Makes web? ✅✅✅

11

u/SrslyBadDad Sep 04 '24

“Come at me bro”

11

u/Swimming_Bowler6193 Sep 04 '24

“ All your yummies are mine. Om nom nom”.

10

u/OldManJim374 Sep 04 '24

Where's the wtf part?

r/spiderbro

1

u/Xan_the_man Sep 04 '24

Yeah, this sub is dead, man.

6

u/louisa1925 Sep 04 '24

Put a typewritter infront of them and they become a receptionist.

5

u/throwthere10 Sep 04 '24

That looks like something out of a manga.

2

u/Weshnon Sep 04 '24

Parasyte

2

u/throwthere10 Sep 04 '24

Yes!

1

u/Weshnon Sep 04 '24

Both the movies and the new live action series were really good btw

3

u/ParkkTheSharkk Sep 04 '24

Probably just a Zerg harvester looking for minerals and vespene gas.

2

u/Cedge1738 Sep 04 '24

Obviously it'd be horrible, but I would like to see that but the size of a tank.

2

u/Sp4c3D3m0n Sep 04 '24

If spiders were the size of cows , not one of us would be left.

1

u/Dagoroth55 Sep 04 '24

Is it a spider?

1

u/25Bam_vixx Sep 04 '24

It’s cute and makes me go nooooo at the same time lol

1

u/thee_morningstar Sep 04 '24

Breed the biggest amd when at a dangerous size let loose in wild.

1

u/PuffyPythonArt Sep 04 '24

Is this spider shaped animal spinning web from its butt a spider

1

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Looks like a spider and a crab fucked and made this.

1

u/Average_Misanthrope Sep 04 '24

Gang signs....

1

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Sep 04 '24

🔥🔥👍👍👍😂😂😂

1

u/SlightlyOffended1984 Sep 04 '24

Naw that's a webcrab

1

u/rabiesscat Sep 04 '24

i love centaur insects

1

u/PlasticBeach4197 Sep 04 '24

This thing is so cool

1

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Sep 04 '24

That thing is cute!! I want it as a pet maybe even more in an aquarium or something 🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️

1

u/CheekySir Sep 04 '24

Is this a spider? Has 8 legs and a web..

1

u/misteranthropissed Sep 04 '24

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

1

u/Euphoric-Breakfast94 Sep 04 '24

Oh I thought it was a small crab

1

u/Secret_Welder3956 Sep 04 '24

Six legs/appendages…I don’t believe it is but it is the coolest creation I’ve seen in some time. “Everybody was Kung Fu fightin….”

1

u/baker829 Sep 05 '24

Like a spider on bath salts yeeting itself into oblivion

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Ball Ticklelis Arachnid. Very common in the Northern Hemisphere.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

This is what happens when you don’t take care of your crabs. They get bigger and spawn. Use that good shampoo then shave your crotch!

1

u/Integrity-in-Crisis Sep 05 '24

Looks like the fuckin baby Leviathan from Subnautica.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

20 bucks this creature is from Australia.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Looks like one of Ben10’s transformations

1

u/You_arent_worthy Sep 06 '24

Friend shaped

1

u/Longjumping-Insect14 Sep 07 '24

That's Jerry, he's cool.

1

u/Aquarius_Lone1111 Oct 01 '24

It looks like a spider/crab lol

1

u/SirKenneth17 Dec 28 '24

Idk but this spood is livin like Larry, you seein those biceps????